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YandereDev

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The DarksydePhil of the game developers. (Also, are you coding son?)
Profile: YandereDev
Style: Developer Updates
Date Joined: April 4, 2014
Twitter: YandereDev
Other Media: Twitch
No. of videos: 164
Schedule: Unscheduled
Status: Active
Subscriber Count: 2.6M+


Alexander Stuart Mahan (shortly, Alex Mahan) (born: June 30, 1988 [age 32]), also known as YandereDev or formally known as EvaXephon, is an indie game developer. He is best known as the developer of Yandere Simulator.

He has developed a reputation as one of the most hated game developers of all time for various reasons listed in this page. He is still often mocked and parodied to this day.

Why He Sucks

  1. He's notorious for being very lazy, as he claims he is working on Yandere Simulator "8 hours every day". In fact, he even claimed he's working on the game "18 hours in a day" and even "12-hours a day, 7 days a week and not take any vacation". In reality, he actually streams games on Twitch. Although there's nothing wrong with taking a break from developing the game to stream, he does it too frequently, which halts progress on the game being made.
  2. He's also incompetent due to his terrible coding skills. He writes tons of redundant and downright atrocious code to his game, most notably excessive usage of (usually nested) "if, else if" statements. Furthermore, he also calls resource-consuming functions such as GetComponent(), which allows you to get assets as an object by the assets' name, in his Update() methods. Update() methods however, are called every single frame. This means that he's calling resource-intensive functions such as GetComponent() every frame, severely impacting the performance of the game. However, while it is fine to have big if-else chains or to call GetComponent() once in a while, his extreme usage of both severely hurts the performance of the game, as his if-else chains are usually more than fifty cases long, and he calls GetComponent() hundreds of time per frame. [1][2][3]
    • On March 1st, 2017, tinyBuild (a company that helps indie games in development) announced a partnership with Alex. They offered him a professional coder who spent most of the time rewriting most of his scripts, porting the game from Unity 4 to Unity 5 and the code from JavaScript to C#, which is more cleaner and efficient. However, the partnership ended because apparently Alex was more focused on "finishing the game" (and according to him he couldn't because the coder would spend months fixing the current code), the coder was apparently "rude" and Alex didn't understand the code and he thought his game was going to unbanned from Twitch (See WIS #8 for more info). What's even worse that tinyBuild gave $31,000 to him and he refused to give the money back to tinyBuild.[4][5]
    • In addition, he has no idea how to use Unity and it clearly shows.[6][7]
  3. He is more focused on adding easter eggs, worldbuilding, and extra features that don't impact the game in any meaningful way (or having his characters appear in other games) than making actual progress on any of the rivals and fixing the optimization issues and bugs. In fact, he believes there’s nothing wrong with the games optimization.
  4. He's a habitual liar and he has a history of breaking his promises. Some examples include (but not limited to):
    • In the early development of Yandere Simulator, he said that he will delete the game when a popular Let's Player found his game and he denied to donations from websites like Kickstarter and Patreon. But when people found his game (like PewDiePie, Markipler and jacksepticeye) he didn't delete the game and created a Patreon.[8]
    • Yandere Simulator was originally planned to be released in 2019, but he changed it to "when it's ready" instead.[9]
  5. He cannot take the slightest form of criticism, as such he deletes people's criticism on his subreddit, bans people in his Discord server, and false copyright strikes videos criticizing him and/or his game on YouTube. For example, he false copyright struck Yandere DataDigger's videos about him. He's also a drama king.
    • Also, he thinks he's being "harassed" whenever someone posts a meme/joke about him, meaning that he cannot take memes/jokes at all.[10]
    • He is highly corrupt. His censorship policies can also extend to anywhere he cannot reach, such as Yandere Simulator Wiki's server.
    • The way he bans people in his Discord server has led many YouTubers to the challenge of seeing who gets banned faster, with some even reaching a 0.01 mili second due to the fact that he uses bots to ban people quickly.
    • When MikeZ (the main programmer of Skullgirls) gave him constructive criticism about his first game prototype, he did not listen.[11]
    • According to him, there's 48,512 users has been banned on his Discord server (as of July 13, 2020).[12]
    • He made a page on the official Yandere Simulator website with the sole purpose of debunking criticism that he has received regarding the game's development, progress, and himself.[13] Most of the responses are summarized by himself as some variation of "No, I didn't/don't." and they're filled with lies and weak excuses, despite the evidence to the contrary.
    • In addition, he doesn't think games improve from criticism.
    • In his infamous "Hate and Shame" video, he portrayed himself as a young girl and critics as "gremlins", in order to play the victim card and get sympathy, which resulted in receiving a lot of backlash.
    • Heck, he's so desperate of hiding criticism, he even attempted to delete his Let's Play/Horrible entry on TV Tropes, twice.
  6. He's not only a terrible game developer, but he's also a horrible person in general. He treats his fans and volunteers like trash and he usually insults people he doesn't like. He usually mistakes his fans as "trolls" or "haters" when they've asked a question about his game. In fact, he even told a viewer to kill themselves, twice on his Twitch stream.
    • He banned one of his moderators for having DID (dissociative identity disorder).[14] After this, he said he didn’t think Dissociative Identity Disorder was a real thing and was a “made up fantasy”. This lead to severe backlash and many moderators left. He later apologised to the moderator but kept him banned.
    • He even said that autistic people shouldn't be born and that mentally retarded people deserved to die.[15]
  7. He is a troll feeder without even knowing it.
    • When we mean by that is that he often pays attention to those who troll him instead of the criticism, such as his aformentioned debunk page, discord bans and him confusing his fans as trolls.
    • A good example of this is back when he used 4chan for updates on the game, instead of hearing the legitimate criticism given to him he only payed attention to those that insulted him. And instead of just ignoring he threw a fit about it and insulted them back.
  8. His voice and personality in his videos is completely fake, as it can be seen here and here. In fact, his acting is rather terrible, as he tries way too hard to be calm but it ends up as emotionless.
  9. Just like SgtMarkIV, he's a notorious edgelord who, among other things:
    • Wrote a fanfiction involving a 17-year old girl with rape and sexual themes, this lead to many speculating that he is a pedophile or a pervert.[16]
    • In addition, on his old YouTube channel, there's a video about Snake chasing Paz, you can view them here.
    • Back in the day, when he was using Gaia Online, he fantasized about killing his parents.
    • In Yandere Simulator, all of the students are underaged, despite him claiming that they're over 18. This is also one of the reasons why his game was banned on Twitch.
    • Also, in Yandere Simulator, there's an easter egg named "Corona-chan" (which is basically COVID-19 virus easter egg and just a reskin of Ebola Chan easter egg), which is offensive to many people and is just tasteless.
  10. He's a hypocrite, as he claims he's being "harassed" by people, yet he harassed many (see WIS #13 for an example)
  11. He's an asset thief, instead of making his own assets, he bought them from the Unity Store and traced other people's work for his game. Most notably he stole Doug Clayton's grass texture without Doug's permission.[17][18][19]
    • In addition, he never gave credit to his volunteers and the artists who made the models or artworks.
    • According to a YouTube user, one of the heaviest files in Yandere Simulator is a toothbrush.[20]
  12. Even back in the day, he's notorious for annoying people and constantly spamming his stream links on Gaia Online and 4chan, respectively. Also, he never learned from his past mistakes.
  13. He only cares about money, as he uses the money from his Patreon to buy whatever he wants instead of using it for his game. This shows that he is really greedy with people's money.
  14. He will sue or harass anyone who attempt to recreate his game.
    • Heck, he threatened to kill himself twice. Firstly, he harassed Watashi No Mono's developer (this also resulted Watashi No Mono's cancellation), then he harassed DrApeis because that developer copied his game but fixed everything in 2 weeks.
  15. He is terrible at managing a subreddit. He bought the r/yandere_simulator subreddit (which was illegal) for $3000 to enforce censorship in it before being hacked on July 4, 2020. Later, he managed to get his subreddit back.[21]
  16. On the topic of management, it's been shown that Alex isn't good at managing his money, which is bad since he has control over development money that's supposed to be used towards the games development. Examples include paying $3,000 for the aforementioned subreddit, the fact that he has over 800 Steam games, he has two Nintendo Switches (he bought another Nintendo Switch because he didn't like his island from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.), and bought two sex dolls (he bought a second one because he broke the first, though he bought the first one before he started to create a Patreon).[22][23][24] When people found out that the sex doll forum account is actually belongs to him, he changed the email address, to destroy the evidence but it's too late.

The Only Redeeming Quality

  1. He is a model example of what NOT to do if you want to become a game developer.

Videos

Rommel's 2-hour and 9 minute documentary about EvaXephon/YandereDev

Trivia

  • His quote: Woah! Technology!, a video where he sips a chalice of milk and his face photos spawned a ton of memes.
  • Due to him banning anyone for publishing a meme about him in his Discord server for harassment, there's a speedrun trend in which it involves who can be banned from YandereDev's Discord server faster. This forced him to add a paywall in an attempt to both milk off it and prevent his enemies from speedrunning him.

References

  1. https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/53uhsw/the_code_behind_yandere_simulator/
  2. https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/8x0arv/a_few_critical_coding_mistakes_that_yandere_dev/
  3. https://github.com/rmon-vfer/notYandereSimCode/blob/master/Assembly-CSharp/StudentScript.cs This is Yandere Simulator's infamous StudentScript, known for horrible programming practices. It is currently leaked on GitHub
  4. https://www.reddit.com/r/Osana/comments/hkzpmf/they_also_leaked_some_emails_regarding_tinybuild/
  5. https://pastebin.com/tL1AehWu This is the leaked tinyBuild email
  6. https://www.docdroid.net/4zyj61E/problems-within-yandere-simulator-pdf
  7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJ-10LUWT0
  8. https://imgur.com/a/1rqcKXn
  9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5psGWTE5PwY&t=390
  10. https://yt3.ggpht.com/c_sH_s55Y44BgvyaBE4gAyTO82aDWa4TCE5pmC7XU50UkNcCJe-YIRrlZyogbTon8o2VHhfOhsKi=s1374-nd
  11. https://pastebin.com/ZVftY1q2 Note: wippler-wrokn is MikeZ
  12. https://i.imgur.com/bBUMZOb.jpg
  13. https://yanderesimulator.com/debunk/
  14. https://www.reddit.com/r/Osana/comments/jg2wrr/yanderedev_banning_a_moderator_for_did_and_then/
  15. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtcJBbUZ-9k&t=417
  16. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2642399/1/I-Am-Your-Slave
  17. https://anti-yandere-dev.tumblr.com/post/156173705978/yandere-simulator-stolen-assets-list
  18. https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_dev/comments/96j71g/evidence_yanderedev_does_steal/e40tn2t/?context=3
  19. https://docs.google.com/document/d/19XqBLUmm8fzpMxizJelT2uh1DFSytXCmObKNY8EfvCw
  20. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzcaJywWaAI
  21. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsQhMTyz4GI
  22. https://www.reddit.com/r/Osana/comments/hxsqsk/out_of_context_yanderedev_twitter_post_as_of/
  23. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpufID8Xe6s
  24. https://www.reddit.com/r/Osana/comments/i0c65i/the_yanderedev_sex_doll_story_explained/

Comments


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Mr. Dready

11 months ago
Score 4
Didn't this had a page?
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SpazJR61

11 months ago
Score 5
Yeah but it was deleted due to some of the reasons are lacked evidence.
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SpazJR61

10 months ago
Score 2
Also, they're a bit too personal but this page is a bit better than the old one.
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Ramadhan1a

11 months ago
Score 20

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE


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SpazJR61

11 months ago
Score 16
(starts recording) I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate Warcraft III, so that he may play Defense of The Ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your DOTA. (Sips) Ahhhh. (stops recording)
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Paprika

11 months ago
Score 19
In my opinion Yandere Simulator has lots of potential. Too bad he decided that streaming on Twitch instead of unlocking that potential was a better idea. If it takes 5 years just to add one rival I may be retired by the time this game is actually finished, if it ever is.
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Rockman138

7 months ago
Score 6
He makes up excuses to his supporters, volunteers, and fans so he can go on Twitch.
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Tata9

4 months ago
Score 2
Couldn't agree more. I like the concept and enjoy the prototype. It would be his good debut as indie developer if he was able to finished it on time. I guess he might finished it by the time PC computer is considered old devices and people move away to a future kind of platform.
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SpazJR61

11 months ago
Score 15
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Mr. Dready

10 months ago
Score 1
What the heck is this photo? it looks so weird.
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SpazJR61

10 months ago
Score 1
A photo I found on a youtube video.
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SpazJR61

7 months ago
Score 4
THIS IS A ROBBERY
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SpazJR61

10 months ago
Score 10
His fanbase is even worse than FNaF, Undertale or even Sonic.
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Mr. Dready

10 months ago
Score 3
Also worse than the Far Cry fanbase, since i had enough of those angry fan-boys saying Far Cry 5 is more of the same as Far Cry 4 and Far Cry 3 but dumbed down, but it isn't but sure it does feel dumbed down, but that was done to give the game a better performance on lower end pc's.
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Paprika

10 months ago
Score 5

I'm gonna make a game called Tsundere Simulator. Time to code!

ELSE IF

ELSE IF

ELSE IF
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SpazJR61

10 months ago
Score 0
if
else if
else if
else if>
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GrammarFixer

9 months ago
Score 0

Print Allan add details

Else if
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MarioMario456

one month ago
Score 3
if (this.Thing == 1) {
this.Thing2 = 2;
}
else if (this.Thing == 2) {
this.Thing2 = 3;
}
else if (this.Thing == 3) {
this.Thing2 = 4;
}
else if (this.Thing == 4) {
this.Thing2 = 5;
}
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Glitchedblood

10 months ago
Score 2
there's a video with his face saying "it's raping time"
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Nihirichan

9 months ago
Score 8
YanDev's anime pfp + his real life appearance gives users with anime pfps a bad reputation.
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SpazJR61

9 months ago
Score 0
His also "appearance" in his videos.
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SpazJR61

9 months ago
Score 16
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Paprika

9 months ago
Score 0
And what about the Chad?
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Mr. Dready

9 months ago
Score 1
Yup, this photo says it all!
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Glitchedblood

9 months ago
Score 1
The Chad would be either me or Christian Whitehead
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Ooyama1997

9 months ago
Score 1
There would be The Chad Running with Scissors
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Official-PSASD

9 months ago
Score 1
I think the Chad could be Scott Cawthon
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SpazJR61

9 months ago
Score 16
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TheShinyLucarioMaster

4 months ago
Score 0
The chad is Chad Moldenhauer
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GrammarFixer

9 months ago
Score 5
I think his 2008 appearance was better
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Mr. Dready

9 months ago
Score 1
Since one day I’m gonna start making games, I won’t do the same as he does by not stealing assets or not being lazy and not finishing the game.
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Glitchedblood

9 months ago
Score 1
I am also developing a remake of Sonic 2.
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Mr. Dready

9 months ago
Score 0
@Glitchmaster the game i'm gonna be making is a first person shooter inspired by many, like: Far Cry 2, Half Life, Postal 2, Doom and many others, however first i need to learn how to use the Unreal Engine 4 and find a good modeling software to make 3d models, and how to program before i start.
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Mr. Dready

9 months ago
Score 0
@Glitchmaster plus i'm gonna be making an SFM video but first i need to learn how to use SFM, although i did made a test.
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GrammarFixer

9 months ago
Score 6
His neck looks very long in his 2008 appearance
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Space0720

5 months ago
Score 3
yeah he looks like a giraffe
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EnnardTrap1987

9 months ago
Score 9

I got banned from his discord, by posting a picture of his face, as well as saying:

"oof"
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SpazJR61

9 months ago
Score 6
Lmao, he's so coward, he put a paywall to his server, going as far as reporting the accounts to Discord.
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Flashlight237

8 months ago
Score 2
@SpazJR61 I heard the fool was so greedy he bought a Switch with Patreon money just because he didn't like his Animal Crossing New Horizons island.
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Mr. Dready

8 months ago
Score 0
I'm gonna ask him on his discord server if he is Coding.
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Rendy4ever

9 months ago
Score 8

i, EvaX, humbly submit, a toast to, nicolas alexander, for successfully managing to pirate, warcraft 3 so that he may play, defense of the ancients . congratulations, nick, enjoy your DoTA.

(le sip)

Ahhh~
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SpazJR61

9 months ago
Score 9
If people enjoying banning on YandereDev's Discord server rather than his game, you know something is wrong.
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DevMaardzhi

7 months ago
Score 1
I contribute as well.
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Edunk5

9 months ago
Score 4
If he continues procrastinating and take several years to develop it along with changing and delaying the release dates, then Yandere Simulator will end up being the Cans Without Labels of video games.
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Sedgwick2K

5 months ago
Score 0
I don't know the last statement but it is almost certain that it will take the #1 spot of being longest resider of Development Hell from Duke Nukem Forever.
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Mr. Dready

9 months ago
Score 3
Is it just me or he looks kinda like: Rob Schneider.
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HammerBro101

8 months ago
Score 8
His laziness is the main reason why his game, Yandere Simulator, is in currently Development Hell. He streams on Twitch way too much, and this is the reason why it took him five years to add a single rival to his game. If I were him and I was developing HammerBro101 Simulator, I would complete my game in just six months and then release it in October of the following year. Sure, my game would be an example of Rushing Game Development, as I might leave some glitches and bugs in the game, but it would be better than taking too long to develop my game, as I wouldn't have to take as much time to develop my game.
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Icy Hot

8 months ago
Score 2
Okay, can we talk about the fact that his current appearance makes him look like Scott Freeman (voice actor who used to work at Funimation and voiced England in Hetalia and Issei in High School DXD until he got sacked and arrested for possessing CP back in 2015)?
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Thomaslover66

8 months ago
Score 4
Ao Oni was tired of being a a free-ware horror antagonist so he decided to become a videogame designer instead.
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SpazJR61

8 months ago
Score 2
Hate and Shame 2 is coming.
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Paprika

8 months ago
Score 0
Even more troll feeding...
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OpenRISC

8 months ago
Score 0
Bust out your popcorn ladies and gentlemen
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GrammarFixer

8 months ago
Score 1
Patreon money is gone
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Hookuai

8 months ago
Score 2
YandereDev's 2008 appearance looks lime my friend who's crazy and a year older than me.
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GrammarFixer

8 months ago
Score 0
I wonder when will the computers be advanced enough to run Yandere Simulator at 100+ FPS
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Thomaslover66

7 months ago
Score 2
In the year 2163
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Paprika

7 months ago
Score 3
You mean the year Osana is finally finished and development on the second rival starts?
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Zeephare

8 months ago
Score 5
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Hookuai

8 months ago
Score 5
How in the living HELL is a toothbrush a heavy file?
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GrammarFixer

7 months ago
Score 0
By attaching useless scripts to it
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SpazJR61

7 months ago
Score 2
A lot of polygons and the model is never meant to use in a video game.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
Score 1
HE FUCKED ME WITH A TOOTHBRUSH
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Blenderman

8 months ago
Score 0
YandereDev is the Ellen DeGeneres of the game industry. They have done terrible things in real life.
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Mr. Dready

7 months ago
Score 4
DarksydePhil:Bad at Gaming.
YandereDev:Bad at Coding.
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GrammarFixer

7 months ago
Score 2
Looks like son is not coding.
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Spindash101

7 months ago
Score 1
Wow, I never thought he life and his personality would be as fucked up as it is.
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OpenRISC

7 months ago
Score 5
Are ya coding, son?
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What.jpeg

7 months ago
Score 2

Broke: YandereDev Woke: Scott Cawthon

Bespoke: Notch
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Zeephare

7 months ago
Score 9
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Meanwhile in 2022...
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Mr. Dready

7 months ago
Score 3
In 2008 he looked like Ao Oni, but now he looks like Rob Schneider.
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Skyisgreyish

7 months ago
Score 2
Hahahaha!
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VSSVintorez908

6 months ago
Score 1
damn thats terrifying XD
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Rendy4ever

7 months ago
Score 5
oh, and don't even get me started on the fact that He BLACKMAILED. HIS CRITICS. INTO APOLOGIZING FOR HIM. no joke!
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Rendy4ever

7 months ago
Score 1
  1. justiceforTheGameSleuth
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Paprika

7 months ago
Score 2
Great news: One of his strikes is gone!
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SpazJR61

6 months ago
Score 2
And sadly, he's exposed for being not any different from yandev himself.
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Rendy4ever

4 months ago
Score 0
and even worse, the game sleuth has Deleted his youtube account. all that because of Alex
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SpazJR61

4 months ago
Score 2
NO and NO because he's a scumbag that lied about the copyright strike.
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Rendy4ever

4 months ago
Score 0
Oh, sorry. guess you can never judge a book by its cover, huh?
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Nihirichan

7 months ago
Score 6
You will either die as Scott Cawthon or live long enough to become YandereDev.
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Skyisgreyish

7 months ago
Score 4
This page is very actually helpful unironically for those who want to become game developer as it is advising us to avoid the mistakes he made.
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Skyisgreyish

7 months ago
Score 5

Us: Are you coding son?

YandereDev: Mabel.jpeg

Me: That's because you've have been procrastinating by streaming on Twitch.
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Skyisgreyish

7 months ago
Score 8
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GrammarFixer

7 months ago
Score 4
I think he wrote himself
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Rockman138

7 months ago
Score 3
I apologize if this sounds like bad analogy to you here, but to me, I see YandereDev as the John K. of the gaming industry. Both are lazy and stubborn, both barely admit from their mistakes and flaws, both are pedophiles, both are hypocritical and egotistical people, both are bastardized people, and both are very unapologetic for their bad behavior. Except, YandereDev treats his fans worse than John K. ever does.
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Rockman138

7 months ago
Score 4
Okay, actually. He defended pedophiles because he thinks pedophilia is a sexual orientation, but in reality, it is a thing we take really seriously that nobody should ever call it a sexual orientation.
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Skyisgreyish

7 months ago
Score 3
@ Rockman138, I agree.
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Nihirichan

7 months ago
Score 3
John K. is an actual pedo.
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Rockman138

3 months ago
Score 0
Yes, John K. is a a pedophile. But would YandereDev be a semi-pedophile, or a total douchebag who supports pedophiles?
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SpazJR61

3 months ago
Score 1
He's more like an edgelord rather than a pedo.
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Hxxzii

7 months ago
Score 0
New to this website - does anyone know how to get access to editing this page? I want to update the "terrible coding skills" section so it uses actual programming terminology - ex: calling GetComponent() a lot in the Update() method a lot instead of simply just "update statements"
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GrammarFixer

6 months ago
Score 0
You need autoconfirmed in order edit this.
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SpazJR61

6 months ago
Score 1
I locked the page due to prevent it from vandalism and edit wars.
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Space0720

6 months ago
Score 8

It is time to go
Wait, is my son coding?

No, He's jerking off to hentai
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RaichuBoy1

6 months ago
Score 10

Scott Cawthon: Made more than 6 games in 6 years

YandereDev: Hasn't finished his game in 6 years
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Grammer Guy

6 months ago
Score 4
It would be incredible if this sorry excuse for a developer made 2 games in his entire career.
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Shadowboxer2005

6 months ago
Score 7

Time taken to add a rival in Yandere Simulator, 6+ years.

Time taken to add three new zones to Sonic 2 by myself, a few months.
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Nihirichan

6 months ago
Score 0
You know the reuploaded video where YanDev told the fan to kill themselves? Well, sadly, it's been taken down by "Alexander Mahan," likely a sockpuppet of YanDev.
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SpazJR61

6 months ago
Score 0
Yeah, I replaced with something else but still people got the proof.
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GrammarFixer

5 months ago
Score 0
It's likely that reuploads will appear
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SkyBlueYoshi

5 months ago
Score 2

Even if he does release Yandere Simulator, It will only appeal to a niche audience.

But of course he won't he'll lose his patreon income and would have to.... (Gasp) Get a job
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Nihirichan

5 months ago
Score 6
Imagine you're just sitting there livestreaming, whining on Discord, banning memers there, and procrastinating on your own asset-flipped game for 6 years when there are people like Toby Fox (who was involved in an Undertale Orchestra), Studio MDHR (who is collaborating with Netflix to make an actual Cuphead cartoon series), and Scott Cawthon (who released 11 games in just a few years). In addition, you also look out your nearest window in your darkened room, only to think about the many milestones that have happened in a few years, such as the Scott Pilgrim re-release, a dev who made a beautiful deer-themed game ever since they were 16 years old, and many overhyped things (that have been hyped for years) being finally released, such as Nexon's Black Mage update in 2018.
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Nihirichan

5 months ago
Score 5
But no! You sit there and envy the ones who would even DOUBLE DOG DARE to try and fix your game, to the point you use your guilt-tripping methods in order to get their remakes cancelled. Anyway, you go back to livestreaming Skullgirls on Twitch while you ban innocent people for asking simple questions (i.e. "When will [this rival] be released?") After all the "struggles" and "pressures" you had, you've finally released your first rival: Osana Najimi! But there's a twist, people on YouTube are criticizing the demo for being buggy. So what do you do? A) Respond to the criticism, or B) Only listen to your simpiest of YouTubers (i.e. Bijuu Mike, Kubz Scouts, and Veggie Gamer)? You chose B. Thankfully, you chose to fix the problems with the demo. But what's next? You have 9 more rivals left, 9! It already took you 6 years to add just one rival, but Amai Odayaka, the leader of the Cooking Club, is next. Do you take 6 more years? Remember, you have to release 10 rivals, yet you took 6 years to release Osana. Will you sit there in your dark room with anime sex dolls for 60+ years and eventually die, or you're just gonna get to more work? It's okay to take breaks now and then, but please don't lie to your fans.
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SpazJR61

5 months ago
Score 3
He's clearly DSPGaming and Chris-Chan of the game developers because they're have A TON of similarities.
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Zeephare

5 months ago
Score 5
I have one question. If YandereDev is such a clown, why can't he get a job in a circus?
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GrammarFixer

5 months ago
Score 5
Because it takes 5 years for him to develop a joke.
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Zeephare

5 months ago
Score 0
Currently for six years, though the game is more like a product made in less than five months.
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Nihirichan

4 months ago
Score 0
At least professional circus clowns entertain people and have fans.
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SpazJR61

5 months ago
Score 4

>Stream on Twitch rather than making the game
>Make pathetic excuses rather than making the game
>Ban people on your discord server rather than making the game

>Buy sex dolls by using Patreon money rather than using it for the game
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
Score 7

There are so many things I can describe YandereDev, so I'll keep it brief. Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it. He's all of those things. But on top of that, he's a fucking good person.

His game, Yandere Simulator is quite possibly one of the greatest games to have ever been created. My eyes have never laid on something so holy and glorious. I cried countless times playing that masterpiece. I'm even tearing up a bit writing this review on YandereDev. He's been touched by God's divine influence, as if Yandere Simulator was created by God himself. I give all sympathy to those who don't like him, as they will never know true joy. Of course, they could just meet him and achieve enlightenment, but I truly think that those untouched by its beauty will be incinerated on contact by downloading that glorious game of his. The raw power emanating from the software icon is far too much even for a non-believer.

When I first made contact with YandereDev's face in one of his streams, I was immediately forced into a corporeal form, surrounded by celestial beings, all of whom have control over the universe itself. After testifying to them, and saying I will play Yandere Simulator, the let me live, and now I'm a changed man. I owe my life to YandereDev now.

I apologize for this long-ass review, but I simply couldn't express my feelings on this masterful being in anything less than anything I've ever written. Thank you for reading this review on the greatest human being to ever live, and remember, keep coding, son.
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AwesomeKanoXD92

3 months ago
Score 0
For anyone who doesn't get the joke, this is really sarcasm.
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Animefanboy34

2 months ago
Score 0
yeah i noticed
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XXSeph MySpaceXx

5 months ago
Score 7
cum chalice man

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