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Katsumi
a.k.a.
Upperdecker2562
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You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart.
— Jeremiah 29:13
Nicknames: Upperdecker2562 (formerly, now known as Katsumi a.k.a. Upperdecker2562, or Katsumi for short)
Friends:
Occupation: Qualitipedia contributor
Admin on CGW and AGW
Real life: It's a secret!
Affiliation: Crappy Games Wiki
Birthday: Sonntag, 16. Januar
Likes:
  • Programming (especially Python)
  • Waifus (from cute ones to lewdable ones) Pretty girls
  • Linux (and its community)
  • Drawing stuffs
  • Japanese songs and artists
  • This
  • AVGN (he taught me English more effectively than my English teachers)
  • Experimenting with other non-English languages (favourite ones so far: Portuguese, German, Korean, Japanese)
  • Kamen Rider Series
  • Ultraman Series
  • Bisqwit (my idol)
  • Writing Chinese characters (Traditional and Japanese simplified only)
  • Meggy Spletzer
  • Square Enix (even though they've made some mistakes every now and then)
  • Humour
  • Tracker music
  • TBA...
Dislikes:
Status: Still active, boys!
I am Katsumi — he who suggests reading the page below:
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Do not confuse me with Katsumi Daido or Katsumi Minato. If you are looking for one of them (or both), you are in the wrong page.

Introduction

I E
I
W D
ILL NOT LET THIS COMMUNITY

A humble Vietnamese semi-nerd who happened to stumble across this sanctuary, he is a passing-through contributor who likes to challenge everything. And I know that person, because that person is me!

#!/usr/bin/env python3
from Qualitipedia import CGW

wikiuser = CGW.User(user="Katsumi a.k.a. Upperdecker2562")

if wikiuser.Exists():
	wikiuser.displayBasicInfo()
	wikiuser.sendMsgToUser(targer="all", "Why are you reading this? Seriously.")

Crappy Games Wiki is where you'll find me. So far I have created a handful of pages.

My signature

超ヤバいっす! 豪雷と嵐で New Style! ⚡ Thunder Gale Katsumi ⚡

''超ヤバいっす! 豪雷と嵐で '''New Style!''''' <span style="font-size:1.15em;display:inline;padding:.1em .65em;border-radius:1.2em;text-shadow:0 0 6pt white,0 0 6pt white;background:linear-gradient(90deg,#ff94bc,#ff94bc,#ff94bc,#ff94bc,yellow,yellow,yellow,yellow,#1ec2f5,#1ec2f5,#1ec2f5,#1ec2f5);">⚡ [[User:Katsumi a.k.a. Upperdecker2562|<span style="font-family:FOT-Rodin Pro,sans-serif;">Thunder Gale</span> <span style="font-family:FOT-RodinNTLG Pro,sans-serif;">Katsumi</span>]] ⚡</span> <div style="background:black;display:inline;padding:.3em .65em;border-radius:1.2em;font-size:.88em;font-family:FOT-Skip Std,serif;">[[File:KamenRiderRevice-logo.webp|18px|link=]] [[User talk:Katsumi a.k.a. Upperdecker2562|<span style="color:#40bcff;">talk</span>]]</div> <div style="background:black;display:inline;padding:.3em .65em;border-radius:1.2em;font-size:.88em;font-family:FOT-Skip Std,serif;">[[File:KamenRiderRevice-logo.webp|18px|link=]] [[Special:Contributions/Katsumi a.k.a. Upperdecker2562|<span style="color:#40bcff;">contributions</span>]]</div>

List of pages

Crappy Games Wiki
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Category Articles by user Katsumi a.k.a. Upperdecker2562 Because I have too many blogs, I can't list all of them. I only list the list of blogs because I'm too busy to waste my time listing blogs on the list. Don't call me lazy.
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Category CryEngine games
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User Katsumi a.k.a. Upperdecker2562/sandbox Sandbox page. Largest of them all.
User Katsumi a.k.a. Upperdecker2562/sandbox/Lightspan Adventures Sandbox page; work in progress.
User Katsumi a.k.a. Upperdecker2562/Signature Personal signature page. Workaround for Miraheze's 150-character signature limit.

How it works: ~~~~ ⇒ {{subst:User:Katsumi a.k.a. Upperdecker2562/Signature}} ~~~~~

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Category Katsumi's wikitext showcases Because I have too many blogs, I can't list all of them. I only list the list of blogs because I'm too busy to waste my time listing blogs on the list. Don't call me lazy.
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Ruby/doc Documentation for the Ruby template.
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Side box/doc Documentation for the Side box template.
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MOTD

katsumi@crappygames:~$ motd motd.txt

Today is...
GMT 3:45 PM, Wednesday, 5 October, 2022
ET 10:45 AM, Wednesday, 5 October, 2022
CET 4:45 PM, Wednesday, 5 October, 2022
16:45 Uhr, Mittwoch, 5. Oktober, 2022
MSK 6:45 PM, Wednesday, 5 October, 2022
18:45, среда 5 октябрь, 2022
JST 12:45 AM, Thursday, 6 October, 2022
12時45分, 2022年10月6日(木)
ICT
(my timezone)
10:45 PM, Wednesday, 5 October, 2022


Message of the day:

Eat it right, or you die!
— Katsumi

Archived MOTDs:

HTML is not a programming language, it's a markup language. Haven't you people learned?
— Upperdecker2562
Imagine you are working for a company. You have served the company well, you have put most of your effort, time and energy on being a good employee. And when the day you are paid wages finally comes, what did you get? Only one-seventh of what you should've been paid. That sucks, because it's like being struck in the balls at your birthday party. That's how hundreds of Travellers felt after the anniversary.
miHoYo, now you screwed up big time.
— Upperdecker2562
The future may be uncertain, but we should not be scared of it. To quote Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles:
"What's important isn't whether you can see the future or not. It's the will to make a choice, and the strength to seize your destiny!"
— Upperdecker2562
NOTE: The page was already greenlit.
Apparently, we still need some more reliable reviews for my Free Fire page.
But do not worry! As soon as the page is done and greenlit, the CGW will make sure that the dark side of Free Fire will be brought to light.
— Upperdecker2562
Thank you for helping me spread the word, Allistayrian. Free Fire is doomed! *laughs maliciously*

And now for something completely different.

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BABY!
— Upperdecker2562
# Example of Python 3.10's structural pattern matching

game = ("Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde", 5)

match game[1]:
    case 1:
        print("Good games with serious flaws")
    case 2:
        print("Bad games")
    case 3:
        print("It's getting shitty!")
    case 4:
        print("Highest Level of Masochism")
    case 5:
        print("Definitely \"Jekyll and Hyde\"")
    case 6:
        print("PURE SHIT")
    case _:
        print("It's not shit!")
Final words:
Finally, after years of waiting... we've finally got structural pattern matching feature in Python... Finally, at last! No more asinine codes!
— Upperdecker2562
If Y-Dev entered a code golf competition, I'm sure he'd be disqualified within the first minutes of the first round.
— Upperdecker2562
I have never watched Squid Game, but I heard it somehow revived a popular Korean candy called "dalgona". And that makes me want a dalgona on the go.
— Upperdecker2562
You wanna know why Bruce Banner debunked the whole "time travel" concept of the Back to the Future trilogy? You wanna know why you cannot see Bill & Ted going back in time? You wanna know why Amelia Watson's time travel ability is BS? Then I suggest you read this.
P.S.: I am deeply sorry if this offends you and reduces your "time travel" dream to nothing.
— Upperdecker2562
In Australia, anything goes.
Left is right, right is left, north is west, south is east, walking forwards makes you walk backwards, and vice versa; and if you're an Aussie, you do not walk on foot — but on hand.
— Upperdecker2562
You will belove my bunghole, for I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!!
— Upperdecker2562
oh.
I'm die.
thank you Forever.
— Upperdecker2562
This is the moment for you to show us what is real.
Right now, you believe it's 03:45 PM. But that couldn't be further from the truth.
Could be... this is the first day of the rest of your life. But if you want it... you gotta fight for it.
— Upperdecker2562
Shuwatch!
— Upperdecker2562
In a heated online argument, a small typo could become a chink in the rival's armour. If one could take advantage of this, they could possibly win any kind of argument.
— Upperdecker2562
To all users: I may be an admin — but I will still be your friend.
— Upperdecker2562
1: Maybe I'll be Tracer.
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2: You're already Tracer.
— Upperdecker2562
Hiso hiso, hiso hiso.
Translation: I ain't got time for this shit.
— Upperdecker2562
I've got praised by other admins for having written the most formal warning [to a user].
You know, being an admin isn't too bad after all.
— Upperdecker2562
♪Come on and slam♪
♪And welcome to the jam♪
♪Come on and slam♪
♪If you wanna jam!♪
— Upperdecker2562
You know what? I wish I had eight legs, so I could wear four pairs of hotpants.
— Upperdecker2562
Estuans interius ira vehementi
Estuans interius ira vehementi
Sephiroth... Sephiroth!
— Upperdecker2562
You turned off Dracula. Halloween offense.
— Upperdecker2562
Man, Hydrox tastes great! Would you believe that our country does not have Hydrox (yet)?
— Upperdecker2562
Super Idol的笑容
都沒你的甜
八月正午的陽光
都沒你耀眼
熱愛105°C的你
滴滴清純的蒸餾水
— Upperdecker2562
"I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR NICO-NICO-KNEECAPS!!,"
said a smol squid.
— Upperdecker2562
Wakanda Forever!
— Upperdecker2562
Non-stop (ノンストップ)でclear (クリア)してやるぜ!
Translation: I'll clear this non-stop!
— Upperdecker2562
Shhh...
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Let the little bean rest. She's had a day.
— Upperdecker2562
AVGN be like...
US version: ASS! FUUUUCK!!!
UK version:ARSE! CUUUUNT!!!
— Upperdecker2562
There's only one word to describe this game, and I'm gonna spell it out for ya...
S-A-W-F-T, SAWFT!!!
— Upperdecker2562
Three times did the cheese move sideways to Switzerland by radio, but she never licked that parking permit.
— Upperdecker2562
In Japan, you support VTubers.
In Soviet Russia, VTubers support you!
— Upperdecker2562
Sitting around doing nothing won't get us anywhere. Camping out might be fun!
— Upperdecker2562

I fell into not one, but two rabbit holes. Long ago.
— Upperdecker2562
俺、参上!
— Upperdecker2562
Every time a minute of this plays, a Pixar animator kills himself!
— Upperdecker2562
Upperdecker2562
— {{{2}}}
The fact that a future exists, and being able to access it are very different things. We did not understand such an obvious and natural principal yet. Indeed, we understood very little. We knew nothing about using the key to open the path to the future.
— Upperdecker2562
Now it's Reyn time!
— Upperdecker2562
Приз в студию!
— Upperdecker2562
Two-gear diarrhea
[noun] Something that has two speeds: too fast Mach 6 and too slow Zack Snyder m/s.
— Upperdecker2562
YouTube is an unholy son of a bitch. They remove the dislike count because they said "content creators would cry like anime fans on prom night if others could see the dislike count," but that ironically reveals to the world that YouTube hates criticism.
— Upperdecker2562
from amogus import Sus
import Impostor

def sus(sussy=Sus.amo, suspicious=Sus.gus):
    Sus.sugoma()
    for crewmate in Sus.amogus(sussy):
        if suspicious:
            Sus.eject()
        else:
            Sus.notsus()
        Impostor.isImpostor(crewmate)

if __sus__ == "sus":
    sus()
#include <stdamogus>
#include <stdsus>

sus::crewmate<std::sus> crewmates[69];

int main(){
    sus::amogus();
    sus::sugoma();
    #pragma there is impostor(among_us)
    for (auto c : crewmates){
        if (sus::amo::gus::areyousus(c) <= -1) sus::eject()
        else sus::notsus();
    }
    return 0;
}
— Upperdecker2562
Hey amigo! Good to see you could make it! This stinking nest of crappy games, we [are] gonna kill 'em all! CHARGE!
— Upperdecker2562
エヘってなんだよ!?
— Upperdecker2562
Final verdict: Ganyu = chubby girl no doubt
— Upperdecker2562
We'll have a gay old time!
— Upperdecker2562
[I] heard from EA fanboys that the bugs in the demo were said to be fixed in the official release, yet when they released [the game], [it] was still buggy. Crashes now occur slightly less than before [but that doesn't say much]. There are still crashes, [if you] compare to EA's another game, Apex Legends.
Excerpt from my upcoming blog
Are you excited for Christmas (and AVGN Ep. 200)?
— Upperdecker2562
Hope has descended, and you're not alone!
— Upperdecker2562
— Upperdecker2562
Flying by! Complete!
— Upperdecker2562
"Don't be idle, don't be lazy / Get ready to farm like crazy!," said every Warframe player.
— Upperdecker2562
Why the hell is MSI jumping on the bandwagon of VTubers by announcing their own female VTuber?
Answer: To sell MSI laptops.
— Upperdecker2562
Всех с Рождеством!
— Upperdecker2562
When a game has its contents altered just to appeal dumb politicians (Note: Not all politicians are dumb, but the dumb ones can ruin some great games), you know the game is gonna SUCK HARD.
— Upperdecker2562
Fun fact: Balan in Vietnamese means Poland.
Poland...?
Po-po-polska!
Po-po-po-polska!
— Upperdecker2562
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Katsumi reminds me of Fegelein.
FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!
— Upperdecker2562
More than meets the eye!
— Upperdecker2562
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Dreaded nemesis of robots: CAPTCHAs.
— Upperdecker2562
Boa noite!
— Upperdecker2562
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The father has black hair. The mother has brown orange hair. The son has BLUE HAIR.
Look... I have limited knowledge on genetics... but... how come a orange-haired female and black-haired male could give a birth to a BLUE-HAIRED KID??
You might say he had his hair dyed, but I doubt it. No Japanese parent is gonna let a kid have their hair dyed at the age of 15/16.
— Upperdecker2562
Transform and roll out!
— Upperdecker2562
Everything that lives is designed to end. They are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death. However, life is all about the struggle within this cycle. That is what 'we' believe.
— Upperdecker2562
Nostalgia Critic: Did Ghost in the Shell do bad?
Awful Movies Wiki: Yes. Yes, it does.
Nostalgia Critic: Then this did really bad!
— Upperdecker2562
Bobby: Hey guys, we're making a live-action adaptation of "The Little Mermaid"! The protagonist will be played by none other than... Halle Bailey!
Guys? I think Walt is turning in his grave now.
— Upperdecker2562
New templates for the wiki, coming up!
— Upperdecker2562
I thought you were made of sterner stuff.
— Upperdecker2562
Nerf this!
— Upperdecker2562
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— Upperdecker2562
This is bad comedy!
— Upperdecker2562
We... are seasons. All of us... Growing in the light... Fading in the dark... At once the same... yet... ever changed.— Ballas
— Upperdecker2562
Swoop: Me Swoop no see nothing.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock positive Hot Rod and Kup close.
Slag: Me Slag say you full of beryllium baloney!
Grimlock: Me Grimlock say you full of cesium salami.
Slag: Beryllium baloney!
— Upperdecker2562
Does this annoy you? I'm not touching you!
— Upperdecker2562
On behalf of Qualitipedia admins and bureaucrats, happy New Year 2022/2565/民國111年/Reiwa 4.
— Upperdecker2562
IWAE! The first day of the year 2022!
— Upperdecker2562
Don't worry, because now is the time to purge those inner demons, because the battle for the past is gonna be fought in the present, right here, right now.
— Upperdecker2562
Behold... the MOTD-Hijack-inator!
— Katsumi Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Al and Rye-dahr: You'll never catch us, Klutz-sumi!
Me: "Klutz-sumi"! You dare to insult me on my own talk page?!
— Katsumi
Poo-tahng ee-nah! See, Optimum Pride! Ogh-ogh-agh-agh-eh!
— Katsumi
Okay. Should I call it a day?
— Katsumi
You go! I go! Here we go!
— Katsumi
At least you tried, Choco-sensei. I'm just sayin'.
— Katsumi
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Holobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the IRySticons!
The Transformers! Robots in disguise!
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
The Transformers!
— Katsumi
Nice, Vice!
— Katsumi
You want me to do what with the fork?
— Katsumi
HEART ATTACK! Take medication!
— Katsumi
You won't believe what I just saw on DeviantArt.
— Katsumi
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
— Katsumi
It's not like you're in bullet hell... you've become bullet hell! Touhou fans and shrine maidens fight supernatural creatures inside you!
— Katsumi
Katsumi: I wanna visit Bangkok.
Thai friend: [speaking to his relatives] He said he wanted to visit "กรุงเทพมหานคร อมรรัตนโกสินทร์ มหินทรายุธยา มหาดิลกภพ นพรัตนราชธานีบูรีรมย์ อุดมราชนิเวศน์มหาสถาน อมรพิมานอวตารสถิต สักกะทัตติยวิษณุกรรมประสิทธิ์"...
— Katsumi
The original's a classic, no fixing required.
Whoever said this needs an update IS A BIG FAT F*** LIAR!
— Katsumi
Good thing it's now in the depths of Hell, just like AVGN said.
— Katsumi
Not everything in Japan is sick and disgusting. But the sickest and most disgusting stuffs might come from Japan.
— Katsumi
I am the bone of my turd
Diarrhea is my body and puke is my blood
I have endured over a thousand shitty games
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many profanities
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Nerd Works.
— Katsumi
Pretenders hide the Transformers inside!
— Katsumi
Come on! M-M-M-Marine! Buddy Up! Kaizoku Shoujo! Pirate, Go! Senchou! Ahoy!
— Katsumi
Wheresoever you should go, the line of Nerd goes with you. Walk tall, my son.
— James Duncan Rolfe Katsumi
The sights of Pixiv's R-XVIII contents bring its viewers back in.
— Katsumi
I knew it. My new infobox designs would eventually be rejected by the community.
But, hey, you know what the AVGN said: "[...] This old shirt is very comfy and you wear something for a long time it becomes part of you." The same thing can be said to the old infobox designs. They may be old, but they are a part of the wiki. They do not need any changes for now. That's for the best, hopefully.
— Katsumi
Buy crypto, suckers!
— Katsumi
Allistayrian: Everything is an experiment with you, is it? But to what end?
Me: I am simply indulging in the depths of my love for crappy games, nothing more.
— Katsumi
two-ninety-nine
— Steve Race's words that crippled Sega.
This small and stout category is self-explanatory.
Beware all gamers, you're stepping into Purgatory.
Dr. Seuss' books have shaped our childhood with care.
But not games based on them, so play them — if you dare!
— Katsumi
Selamat membatja teks ini, dan semoga harimoe menjenangkan.
— Katsumi
Oh, those Russians...
— Katsumi
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More than meets the eye!
— Katsumi
The Infiltrator: Looks like the Infiltrator's blasting off again!
— Katsumi
Oh f***! Forgot the MOTD!
— Katsumi
Dilly dally shilly shally... well, that's just Prime.
— Katsumi
I f***in' love MediaWiki. It offers me so many things to do and to try.
— Katsumi
Me Grimlock no Kijyo Kōyō! Me Grimlock king!
— Katsumi
Vanellope: Call of Doody? [bursts out laughing]
Ralph: It's not that kind of duty!
Vanellope: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Call of Doody! Ha ha ha! What'd you win the medal for, wiping? [Ralph rolls his eyes] I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal!
Ralph: Listen—
Vanellope: One more, one more: why did the soldier flush the toilet? Say "Why?"
Ralph: [unimpressed] Why?
Vanellope: Because it was the call of "doody"!
Ralph: How dare you insult Call of Duty, you little guttersnipe! I earned that medal! And you better get it back for me toute-suite, sister!
— Katsumi
Girls'll be like: “Oh my gosh, his sandbox page is so big.”
— Katsumi
If I had an assistant...
Ass-istant: I'm going to my room.
Katsumi: Are you asking? Or are you telling me?
Ass-istant: Permission to go to my room, sir?
Katsumi: DENIED! Sit down!
— Katsumi
Been there! Done that!
— Katsumi
It is not only you that has the right. Every living thing has the freedom to choose the path they walk. And THAT is the future!
— Katsumi
We are witnesses of these things, and so is the Holy Spirit, whom God has given to those who obey him.
— Acts 5:32
He's here. He's seeing us. You cannot escape.
— Katsumi
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about daemon threads, not this unholy excuse for a game.
— Katsumi
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This poem doesn't rhyme,
NOW GIVE ME YOUR FACE!
— Katsumi
Theoretically, you can [make a Q&A blog].
But if it's for the purpose of cashing in on a lame trend, then you shouldn't.
— Katsumi
Yes, there's a university named Colgate. I'm not making this up.
— Katsumi
Beware, I kill!
— Katsumi
Dinobots rule!
— Katsumi
Vice just wants to have fun.
— Katsumi
Oui fyhhy ghuf ruf E maynhd du cbayg Al Bhed? Rana, E'mm cruf oui. Pid vencd, ymm ypuynt du so airship!
— Katsumi
A nu, cheeki-breeki i v damke!
— Katsumi
Lovekov can slither on walls? ROFL~
— Katsumi
Guy: Hey! I've just made a fanart of Hitomi Chr—
Katsumi: We don't TALK about (Redacted).
— Katsumi
What is a miserable little pile of secrets? A man!
— Katsumi
He's nothing but a bumbler. That's why his name's Bumblebee.
— Katsumi
Give me 1 gig and I'll make you art!
— Katsumi
Now... that's a keyboard I wanna buy!
— Katsumi
Trukk not munky!
— Katsumi
Katsumi is gone! I, Starscream, am now your leader!
— Katsumi Starscream
Pretender Transformers! They've got the power to surprise!
— Katsumi
std::fuck(&this, "piece of shit", man);
— Katsumi
Ну, заяц, погоди!
— Katsumi
Katsumi: Oh! You want to see Meggy and Aru together? Well, what if we just put a giant "X" over your fan art? NOW YOU'LL NEVER EVER WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN AS LONG AS YOU LIVE! WILL YOU? WILL YOU?
King Dice: Hey! Did you damage my fan art? I still love you.
— Katsumi
Get ready for What would AVGN rather do? — Version 4!
— Katsumi
All I wanna do
Is see you turn into
A giant woman (a giant WOOOman)
— Katsumi
While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to EDIT WIKI PAGES!
— Katsumi
Where's the quality control, you may ask?
— Katsumi
If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess. You are not a bootloader.
— Katsumi
I got news for you, Sudo. It's not slime, it's mucus!
— Katsumi
C64 music is good.
— Katsumi
Programming is art. That's one thing that no A.I. can replicate.
— Katsumi
IT'S A GUNDAM!
— Katsumi
What will the future for CGW/AGW be?
— Katsumi
Ain't no one gonna be banned in China!
— Katsumi
MediaWiki gives me [the] opportunity to be creative.
— Katsumi
Crystal PvP is not a leisure anymore. It's a 2b2t sport!
— Katsumi
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— Katsumi
GODDAMN!!! No more illegal uploads!
— Katsumi
What a lightweight.
— Katsumi
Late MOTD... again... sorry guys.
— Katsumi
That is why one must be careful on the Internet. Whatever you do can be (and has been) witnessed by many others, and whatever you share to others has already become fossils.
— Katsumi
Don't talk! Just listen and do! You might actually learn something.
— Katsumi
WASPINATOR HAS PLANSSSSSSSSSS...
— Katsumi
I am not an atomic playboy.
— Katsumi
Fun fact: Since World War II, the United States has used war and intervention 215 times. The United States has used the navy 177 times and has threatened to use nuclear weapons dozens of times. Many millions have been killed.
— Katsumi
Good Lord, I need a drink.
— Katsumi
Thank you very much for watching. And, until next time... farewell.
— Katsumi
As a reminder for everyone who visits here, this page is been blessed by Our Meme Lord and Saviour, Dan Kuroto Shin!
— Katsumi
He didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.
— Katsumi
What does "love" have anything to do with "thunder"?
— Katsumi
10: Try to overthrow Megatron
20: Fail
30: GOTO 10
— Katsumi
IS THIS NECESSARY?! Look! I can't fit this Godforsaken piece of shit in the electrical outlet, unless there's NOTHING next to it! What a fuckin' hog! That's what it is; a self-indulgent glutton of a power hog.
— Katsumi
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B-17 BOMBER!
— Katsumi
Triple horn! Tricky battle! Tricera! Awaken, Triceratops!
— Katsumi
When my hand goes up, your mouth goes shut!
— Katsumi
Transform! Save the Future!
— Katsumi
Visit the unabridged version HERE!
— Katsumi
So, I played a few Amiga games. And to be honest, most of them do not suck. I do.
— Katsumi
You are one ugly motherf*cker!
— Katsumi
Katsumi: You are one ugly motherf—
Kaichou: MOTHERF*CKER!
— Katsumi
What the hell are you?
— Katsumi
I must continue. Somewhere there is a crime happening.
— Katsumi
I am your father, and I'm also a f*cking scorpion!
— Katsumi
Uhh... meow?
— Katsumi
Why is it so ass!??
— Katsumi
Flying F*ckernauts vs. the Astro Bastards! See it with Munky-F*ck and Thunder F*ckers! A triple f*ck-tuple feature.
My favourite is Munky-F*ck. This city is f*cked.
— Katsumi
My name's not Shane, kid!
— Katsumi
You remember it so I don't have to!
— Katsumi
Tune in to AVGN, and we'll play some Jag!
— Katsumi
You're a Slav now, you can squat now!
— Katsumi
Capt. C. Cuttlefish: My name is Cuttlefish, but I don't cuddle with fish. My only wish is for a delicious dish.
Pearl: Maybe stick that one back in the oven, cap.
— Katsumi
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— Katsumi
Здравия желаю! Текст вижу хорошо, прием! Вопрос! Почему у меня ничего не понятно... Прием!
— Katsumi
We are not doing "Get Help"!
— Katsumi
An otherworld awaits you.
— Katsumi
This is your crew chief! The course is really tough. But it′s a beautiful day! So, good luck!
— Katsumi
Hausemaster: Fit, you caused an incursion! And we're going to fix it! Unless you're afraid.
Fit: Not in the least.
— Katsumi
What mouth?
— Katsumi
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— Katsumi
That heavenly melody... It's the one and only SQUID SISTERS!
— Katsumi
I slumber
— Katsumi
Marie: Callie! DID YOU EAT ALL THE CRABBY CAKES?!
Callie: *munch* Uh... No! DJ Octavio totally climbed out of his *crunch* snow globe and ate them when you weren't looking. *gulp*
— Katsumi
Sakurai: Aren't you a little young to be shooting kids with your paint gun?
Callie and Marie: [in unison] Why, yes. Yes we are.
— Katsumi
LITERALLY SO INSANELY SUSPICIOUS.
— Katsumi
Vadim Blyat!
— Katsumi
In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.
— Michael Jackson
woomy
— Katsumi
Apparently more than you! You... clod!
— Katsumi
Just upgraded.
— Katsumi
No one wants to hear your sh*t, Luigi!
— Katsumi
Die, Merlin! Foooooooou~!
— Katsumi
MR. ANDERSOOOOOOOON!!!
— Katsumi
My body is ready.
— Katsumi
Facebook sucks ass.
— Katsumi
Beeg SMG4 rules.
— Katsumi
All of you are dead!
— Katsumi
Rest in peace, Michael Jackson.
— Katsumi
Sic 'em.
— Katsumi
Suck my PINGAS, MBF.
— Katsumi
Take your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty shitty game!
— Katsumi
You should watch Gemini Home Entertainment's videos. They're good.
— Katsumi
You know what's BULLSHIT?
— Katsumi
Please... must this really be our future? Is there nothing I can do to change it?
— Katsumi
Good bye, Technoblade.
— Katsumi
Крокодил лег на гальку
— Katsumi
You're running under the slogan 'Against All'. Is that really a positive programme? What are you offering?
— Vladimir Putin
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— Katsumi
Oy vey!
— Katsumi
I am Dr. Pootis, and I am most dangerous man in history of world!
— Katsumi
And I— HOLY SHIT! —will always love you!
— Katsumi
CLOD!
— Katsumi
It's kids like you that make this world a terrible place! Don't you know the killing is never the answer? And you should face up to the consequences of your poor decision!
— Katsumi
Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me...
— Katsumi
Mario: You are stupid!
SMG4: Shut the f○○○ up!
— Katsumi
Welcome back, Zangler.
— Katsumi
French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like they'll revive her...
— Katsumi
I love mondegreen lyrics.
— Katsumi
Judgment Time!
— Katsumi
GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT PAINT IN THE GODDAMN HOUSE!
— Katsumi
Put dispenser here!
— Katsumi
We're not going anywhere.
— Katsumi
It's another great day, so let's give it our best! Yeah!
— Katsumi
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
— Katsumi
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— Katsumi
That's so wrong on so many levels.
— Katsumi
My loony bun is fine, Benny Lava!
— Katsumi
I'm gonna have my username changed soon. Wish me luck, guys!
— Katsumi
Lua is ez.
— Katsumi
Scribunto is bullshit.
— Katsumi
What are you, gay?
— Katsumi
I knew you were gay!
— Katsumi
Get in my belly!
— Katsumi
They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rumba beat
When I play the maracas I go
"Chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom"
— Katsumi
Jaywalking!
— Katsumi
For God's sake, MBF, stop pestering me.
— Katsumi
F**K FLAPPY BIRD!
— Katsumi
Electronic Arts? More like Electronic FARTS!!!
— Katsumi
Snooping as usual, I see?
— Katsumi
Oh, hell no!
— Katsumi
Never tell me the odds!
— Katsumi
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
— Katsumi
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This place isn't what we thought it was. They aren't what we thought they were. I was wrong. We were so wrong.
— Katsumi
Watch where you're going, you fool!
— Katsumi
Russia. Ukraine. Like little children, always fighting. Making a mess out of Europe. Then I've got to clean it up.
— Katsumi
Fight like big man!
— Katsumi
Yep, guys, Borat trolled an entire Romanian village.
— Katsumi
"From junction with the testes to tip of its face~!"
— Katsumi
Dreams are messages from the deep.
— Katsumi
If you can do one thing, then do it. If you cannot do one thing, don't.
— Katsumi
It is my pleasure.
— Katsumi
I will not let the wikis be closed. I will not let this community die.
— Katsumi
I will save this community with all I have.
— Katsumi
Don't you ever KILL this community.
— Katsumi
You are my hopes and dreams.
— Katsumi
In the world of Kung Fu, speed determines the winner.
— Katsumi
This suit is black not.
— Katsumi
Will this be the end?
— Katsumi
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FAQ

Note: FAQ is pronounced EF-ay-kew, not FAH-kew. Are you trying to be a shrine maiden?

  1. Where can I meet you?
  2. Your art looks so nice! 😊 How long have you been drawing?
    • Far before I discovered CGW.

The more you know...

Isn't he so cute?
Bisqwit, the Finnish nerd. Katsumi's permanent idol.
Aila Jyrkiäinen, the Finnish waifu. One of Katsumi's waifus.
Babel user information
vi-N Thành viên này xem tiếng Việt là ngôn ngữ mẹ đẻ.
en-4 This user has near native speaker knowledge of English.
Users by language
  1. He is capable of drawing. And he draws a lot.
    • Rockruff is the first and only Pokémon he has ever drawn. It looks so accurate that even Big Bro would add it to his collection.
  2. His opinion on German language is: "Deutsch ist ein Alptraum für meine Zunge. Deutsche Texte zu lesen ist, als würde man 100 Zungenbrecher nacheinander lesen."
  3. If he owned an influential and successful game company, he would never let motherfucking Tencent take over it. Because Tencent sucks ass.
  4. Prior to June 2021, Windows 8 was his computer's OS. However, after being enlightened by Bisqwit, he immediately switched to Linux.
    • And what distribution is he using, right now? Ubuntu 22.04.
    • And why does he use Linux and not Windows? Because programming is his passion.
  5. Speaking of programming, as of today, he has 15 repositories on GitHub.
  6. Before he discovered CGW, SJW meant nothing to him. But if it did mean something, it would be "Save Jack the Whale".
    "Who the f*** came up with this bullshit fact?"
    — Upperdecker2562
  7. He hates "stereotypical isekai animes", mostly because, just like he said...
    "They all look the same!
    I bet if you had watched one of those, then you would've already watched the other ones!"

    — Upperdecker2562
  8. He's currently developing a Discord bot called Artdessei. And he wishes he would create his own Linux distro and christen it Nursedessei.
  9. He can create a quasi-AVGN rant within a few seconds. ASS!!!
  10. According to him, the Angry Necromancer is the worthy candidate for the successor to the Angry Video Game Nerd — in case the Nerd retires. Jossed! Apparently, on 24. Februar, 2022, the Boss declared that she'd been fired. Poor little girl.
  11. The Scroll Lock key on his keyboard does not do jack shit anything. Makes sense though — he uses Linux.
  12. Without him, CGW wouldn't have some cool stuffs, like this template that allows you to write Japanese characters above a piece of text...
    約束された勝利の剣 (エクスカリバー)
    ...or the template that lets you describe a variety of button inputs...
    Use ◉B to float up a bit!
    Submerge with ⊕ZL. Got it?
    After you shoot, press ⊕ZR right away to submerge!
    Submerge in the Inkrails, then shoot! That's the ticket.

    ...or these two templates that can tell you what reviewers reviewed a crappy game and what score they gave it.
  13. He sucks at code golf. No, seriously.
  14. He shoved a little easter egg onto MediaWiki:Noarticletext. And he's proud of it. See if you can spot it (without looking at the source).
  15. Due to an incident where he accidentally promoted CGW on Hololive Wiki's Discord server, it is likely that he is now considered a persona non grata on Hololive Wiki.
    • Thanks to him, the relationship between Hololive Wiki and Qualitipedia has been established as "unholy adversaries". Not that users of both wikis are interested in each other's wikis anyway.
  16. There's a wild goofy Lovekov slithering on his user page. Holy shit.
    • And Meggy as well. Hi, Meggy!
  17. He currently holds the record for having the largest sandbox page on the wiki, with 259279 bytes as of the current revision.
  18. He prefers Callie.
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