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Nicknames: Blazikeye
Blazi
Deciduous (formerly)
DeciduousWater (formerly)
Water (formerly)
See (formerly)
Seewater (formerly)
Lil' Jalisco (Discord)
Not a virgin anime weeb (Discord)
WagerBwazer (Discord)
Uncle Lumbago (Discord)
Friends: See my table of interests
Enemies: See my table of interests
Occupation: College student
Florida man
Grocery store worker
Affiliation: These wikis (obviously)
Birthday: April 26
Likes: See my table of interests
Dislikes: See my table of interests
Joined: November 17, 2018
First edit: Fallout 76 on November 17, 2018
Admin on: All eight QP wikis
Atrocious Gameplay Wiki
Cancelled Movies Wiki
Qualitipedia Meta
The Chill Place
Status: Active


"ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT HAVING A FULLY DYNAMIC GAME ENGINE IS ALL OF THIS. JUST. WORKS."
Blazikeye535

In case you couldn't tell, I'm Blazikeye535 (formerly Seewater514 and DeciduousWater534), a Florida man. As someone who lives in Florida, I can confirm that the memes about Florida's craziness are 100% true. I'm also one of the admins on this site. If there's anything you need, be sure to ask me or one of the other admins.

About Me

Real Name: Not Shane, kid!

Nationality: American, Mixed European

Residence: Vero Beach, Florida

Hometown: Greenfield, Massachusetts

More About Me (Not Really)

Former Residences: Whiterun, New Vegas Strip, Sanctuary Hills, Starfish Island, Ganton, Middle Park East, Rockford Hills, Hateno Village

Real Name: The Gangster Of Love

Religion: Banana (same religion as Donkey Kong)

Gender: Double trap

Sexuality: LGBTWTFBBQ++

Disabilities: I N S O M N I A (amnesia)

Age: Too young to say "heck" yet

History

Discovering And Joining The Wikis

I first discovered CGW in mid-2017 when I was watching a video on Ride to Hell: Retribution. Someone in the comments pointed out that the game was so bad that it didn't have a wiki of its own, and someone replied that the only wiki the game belongs to aside from Wikipedia is CGW. That made me look up the wiki wondering if it was even real. I discovered the other wikis about a day later. Despite this, I didn't make my account until over a year later on November 17, 2018. The reason why I made my account more than a year later was because I wasn't all that interested in editing pages at the time.

Inkster Controversy

My involvement in the controversy began when I created the joke page about Pokémon Sword and Shield as an April Fools joke. Shortly after making the page, Inkster slapped the delete template on the page, claiming it would "attract NatDexers". I was forced to lock the page after he kept on adding the delete template. Throughout April, he kept on acting like he ran the wiki and igniting edit wars with other users, mostly with SpazJR61, and edit warring on the SwSh page when it was on AGW. His annoying behavior was making me want to retire and leave the wikis, but I knew I couldn't do that as I was the only active admin on CGW and AGW at the time.

Vicious187 would later at the end of April block him for being a nuisance, so he almost immediately messaged me about it. I had no idea what to do, so I (idiotically) chose not to respond, which caused him to drag Grust in the drama. That caused Grust to leave, and he was shortly followed by Vicious187, ThunderKat, and Jessenator2 (though Grust and ThunderKat have since returned thankfully). I initially planned to try and take him down, and then leave the wikis. I was ultimately dissuaded when Masson Thief, Trevor807 and a few others stated they're staying, along with GlitchedBlood promoting a bunch of trusted users to admins on the gaming wikis.

Cut to July, around the time the controversy really kicked off. Trevor made a talk page about blacklisting TLOU2 for the time being due to its controversy. Inkster stirred the topic to make it about reviving the page on SwSh, leading to a debate on which wiki it should go on. We decided to go with a tally, with there being much more users wanting the game on AGW, while only four wanted it on CGW (which was me, Masson, Trevor, and Spaz). I pointed out that a tally was pointless, as the number of GQs and BQs dictate what wiki the game would go on. I then revealed that I intended to add it to CGW despite liking the game, which prompted Masson Thief to give me the task to re-create the page on CGW.

This lead to the sandbox battle between me and him to decide what wiki the game should go on. During the battle, he resorted to dirty tactics such as trying to guilt trip me for not editing his sandbox, manipulating an admin into messing with my page, and trying to convince the admins that the game is too divisive to go on either wikis (despite desperately trying to add the game to AGW), which lead to the talk page being deleted by Spaz. Because of me doing research and using sources, Masson Thief decided my draft was better than Inkster's, so it got added to CGW. Afterwards Inkster began acting worse than ever, causing drama about the game being on CGW and adding Spaz to the parody Celebtards page, leading to Spaz blocking him indefinitely.

While blocked, he created a sockpuppet called "Demino", who I quickly (and correctly) guessed was a sockpuppet. After I and other admins blocked the sockpuppet, I made a CheckUser request, but only ever got a response from Dmehus (who wasn't a steward at the time). Inkster "apologized", leading to him getting unblocked. I was irate, and was going to leave until I decided to just wait a few days and see what happens. A couple days later, I stumbled upon a talk page on AtYW that revealed his apology was insincere and he reverted to his old ways. I made sure to let everyone know about it, leading to him getting blocked again. After getting blocked again, he made a second sockpupet called "Thorn Ice", who me and Spaz immediately suspected was a sockpuppet, our suspicions were proven correct when he made a slip-up when editing my joke page about SwSh (he stated that Bea was "too cute"). I blocked him and made it loud and clear that Thorn Ice is a sockpuppet. Inkster and his sockpuppets later got globally locked when FireBarrier101 made another CheckUser request, not only ending his reign on the wikis once and for all, but also avenging Vicious187 and the other users who left because of him.

Why He Is The Worst

  1. He is a Florida man, which means he is a complete lunatic. Some examples include:
    • Throwing a chicken at a Wendy's cashier just because they forgot to include chocolate in his cheeseburger.
    • Trying to "yeet" a group of old people to the "294357th dimention".
    • Called the police on his grandmother because she ate the last pistachio.
    • Tried to rob the United Bank of Money with a squirrel.
    • Tried to attack Handsome Jack with a spoon, which caused him to get his eyes ripped out with the spoon.
    • Tried using an alligator as a Christmas tree.
    • Stabbing a cow with a water bottle, which turned out to be his long lost twin brother.
    • Trying to sue BTS over loud and crazy fans at concert, even though BTS had no involvement in said concert.
    • Getting arrested after his "girlfriend" (who is actually his female character in Grand Theft Auto Online) had a dream where they had terrible sex.
    • Getting arrested after throwing an El Monterey bean and cheese burrito directly at his grandma's face, which broke her nose.
    • Getting banned from every McDonald's in the state for beating a customer with a teabag to death.
    • Because of these horrible crimes, he is wanted only dead in every galaxy.
  2. He caused me to stub my toe.
  3. Just like a boomer, he buys all of the toilet paper in stores.
  4. He has an IQ of 142 despite acting like a complete idiot.
  5. The only show he watches is Survivor, which has been been scientifically proven with facts and logic to be fake and gay.
  6. Likes Pokémon Sword and Shield, making him a shill for Game Freak.
    • Despite liking the game, he made a page about it on CGW, making him the ultimate hypocrite who actually hates the game more than anything in existence.
    • Wants the next Pokémon games to be "Pokémon Democrat and Republican".
  7. Loves Swampert, going so far as to rank them as his favorite starter line of the entire Pokémon franchise.
  8. His favorite Borderlands character is Claptrap, even though he is supposed to be the worst character in existence.
  9. Idiotically believes everything Todd Howard says, this includes when he claimed that he was our lord and savoir Gabe Newell.
  10. Likes CNN and Donald Trump at the same time, which isn't scientifically possible.
  11. Just like No Bullshit, he praised the state of Alabama for banning the Arthur episode “Mr. Ratburn and the Special Someone”.
  12. Loves No Bullshit, and TheQuartering, proving he's an obsessive anti-SJW.
  13. Also loves Michael Jackson.
  14. Believes the Ice Age Baby did nothing wrong, despite the fact that he is responsible for over millinillions of deaths across the universe.
  15. Dislikes Jake and Logan Paul, the greatest YouTubers in the world with absolutely no flaws whatsoever.
  16. Eats french-fries with a fork.
    • Also eats ice cream in a cup.
  17. Doesn't mind what race, gender, or religion someone is, making him an SJW.
  18. Has over a thousand hours logged from playing Grand Theft Auto 5 and Minecraft, making him a no-life.
  19. Further proving that he's a no-life, he Watched the Shrek, Star Wars, and Harry Potter movies approximately 7,834,789,612,001,103 times.
  20. Like a fool, he picked the wrong house.
  21. Called me a "vandalizing street hooligan".
  22. Hates Tom Hanks just because of how offended he looked during the 2020 Golden Globe Awards. In reality, that was not the real Tom Hanks, but rather an evil doppelgänger known as "Offended Little Bitch Tom Hanks".
  23. Knows how to out Pizza the Hut, but doesn't want to tell anyone about it.
  24. Has a prank YouTube channel called "Tom Mato", but the "pranks" are just him punching people in their genitals.
  25. Played Superman 64 and Sonic 06.
  26. Likes to flex at boulevards with his Y E E E Z Y S.
  27. Owns every copy of Cars on the PSP.
  28. He's a simp, as he follows Anisa on OnlyFans and Belle Delphine on Patreon.
  29. Blames violence on video games, even claiming that the violent people use their consoles, controllers, and game copies as weapons.
  30. Is a shilling "epic gamer" who buys everything released by from EA, Activision, and 2K.
  31. Made a page about Bethesda Softworks, which is my favorite gaming company
  32. Finds Big Smoke, Shrek, Biggie Cheese, Peter Griffin, Wario, Waluigi, Le Monke, Moto Moto, Thanos, fat CJ, King K.Rool, Bubble Bass, Big Chungus, Dr. Eggman, King Dedede, 🅱onald 🅱rump, Hagrid, Fat Bastard, and Todd Howard to be the most attractive anime characters in history.
  33. DOESN'T FIND THE FACT THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW TO BE BULLSHIT! THAT'S BULLSHIT!
  34. Believes Paul McCartney looks like an old lady, and had him added to the Celebtards page on TTVSW just for supporting PETA (thankfully he has since been removed).
  35. Has been reading heresy since the Hoomph.
  36. Loves 80s music, showing that he panders to nostalgia too much.
  37. Fruit, a type of food designed for retarded old people, is his favorite type of food.
  38. He has an obsession with traps.
  39. According to Hagrid, he is a "SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER".
  40. Planned on renaming himself either "ArcticWater514" or "DeciduousWater514", proving that he is a water-type Decidueye that lives in the Arctic.
    • He renamed himself "DeciduousWater534" instead, showing that he is a liar.
  41. He is now planning on renaming himself either "Blazikeye535", "Deciduken535" "Swazikeye", "Blazarron", "Arczikert", or a similar sounding variant of those names, which goes to show that he not only obsesses over Swampert and Decidueye, but Blaziken as well.
    • He literally made a new account instead of just renaming his old account, which is completely insane.

The Only Redeeming Quality

  1. Has no interest whatsoever in anime, k-pop, and My Little Pony, meaning that he at least has a few functioning brain cells.

Interests/Opinions

Topic Like Neutral Dislike
Gaming Companies
Nintendo
Consoles
Nintendo Wii
Xbox 360
Games
GTA:SA, IV, and V
Borderlands 1, 2 & TPS
Pokémon generations II-VII (Especially gens IV and V)
Minecraft
Red Dead Redemption 1 & 2
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Fallout: New Vegas
The Elder Scrolls IV & V (I consider Oblivion to be the "greatest shitty game")
Super Mario (Except Sunshine & NSMB)
Paper Mario, TTYD, and SPM
Halo: CE, 3 & Reach
Mario Kart
Super Smash Bros.
Wii Sports & Resort
Angry Birds
Fable I & II
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
Crash Team Racing
Consoles
PlayStation 3 (It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I've had the least fond memories of it out of all the consoles I've had)
Games
Paper Mario: Sticker Star
Fallout 4
Borderlands 3 (The story completely ruins it for me)
New Super Mario Bros. (These games aged like milk; they're overly-easy and essentially clones to each other.)
Pokémon Sword and Shield
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
Grand Theft Auto Online
Companies
EA
Games
Super Man 64
Sonic 06
Super Mario Sunshine (I hated this game as a kid, and still hold a grudge against it to this day)
Fallout 3 (I agree with hbomberguy. GARBAGE!)
Fable III
Fortnite
Among Us
Movies The Shawshank Redemption
Star Wars episodes III-VI
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Shrek 1 & 2
Aladdin (1992)
Sam Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy
Harry Potter
Kung Fu Panda trilogy
How to Train Your Dragon
The Terminator 1 & 2
Home Alone 1 & 2
Marvel Cinematic Universe
King Kong
Happy Gilmore
Men in Black 1 & 3
Star Wars episodes I, II, and VII
Iron Man 2
Thor: The Dark World
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Gemini Man
Terminator 3
The Amazing Spider-Man 1 & 2
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Cars 2
Billy Madison
Men in Black II
The Angry Birds Movie
Jack and Jill
Cuties (if this even counts as a film)
Cats
Men in Black: International
Star Wars episodes VIII and IX
The Twilight series
The Haunted Mansion
Batman & Robin
Most films from Happy Madison Productions
Everything from Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
2020's Mulan
Home Alone 3 & 4
Terminator: Dark Fate
Transformers
The Diary of a Wimpy Kid films
TV/Web series Survivor
Conan
AVGN
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Family Guy (Old seasons)
The Simpsons (Again, old seasons)
Breaking Bad
Scooby-Doo
SpongeBob SquarePants
Avatar: The Last Airbender
The Witcher
The Walking Dead
America's Got Talent
The Big Bang Theory
CNN
FOX News
Jersey Shore
Maury
Brickleberry
Game of Thrones (Season 8)
The Loud House
Anime
YouTubers/Twitch streamers RTGame
Cinemassacre
Angry Joe
Berd
HowToBasic
Daily Dose Of Internet
SimpleFlips
videogamedunkey (Aside from acting like an idiot during his review of TLOU2)
Tourettes Guy
SmallAnt
Poofesure
Pokémon Challenges
Vargskelethor Joel
penguinz0
GTA Series Videos
whatever57010
Hydraulic Press Channel
Beyond the press
The Slow Mo Guys
DarkViperAU
MxR Mods (His mod showcases are good, but the clickbait is obnoxious)
Funhaus (Formerly my favorite channel for over 6 years until RT's meddling and the COVID-19 lockdown ruined the channel)
Dream (Was good, but he let the fame go to his head)
TheQuartering
MrBeast
Philip DeFranco
Casey Neistat
Jim Sterling
ProZD
Nikocado Avocado (The memes make it impossible to take him seriously anymore.)
Jake Paul
Logan Paul
Theneedledrop (Just one good look at his Twitter account will result in you hating his guts)
Boogie2988 (How the mighty have fallen, funny how this guy was once my 2nd favorite YouTuber)
H3H3
Channel Awesome
RiceGum
DaddyOFive
Keemstar (AKA DramaAlert)
Deji
FaZe Banks
James Charles
Jeffree Star
KidBehindACamera
Nicole Arbour
Ninja
Pat the NES Punk
Shane Dawson
Tana Mongeau
GradeAUnderA
Songs 80s music (Thanks to GTA: Vice City)
Classic rock
Hall & Oates - Out of Touch
Ice Cube - It Was a Good Day
Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies (The theme song of our lord and savior)
A-ha - Take On Me
Tears for Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out
Laura Branigan - Self Control
Smash Mouth - All Star
Queen & David Bowie - Under Pressure
The Heavy - This ain't No Place For No Hero
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy Baby Shark (I'm pretty sure even Grust thinks using that song for torture is going too far)
Justin Beiber - Baby
Mumble rap in general
Everything from 6ix9ine
Starship - We Built This City
Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out
Rebecca Black - Friday
Jake Paul - It's Everyday Bro
Pokémon Hoenn starters (Especially Swampert and Blaziken)
Decidueye
Rowlet
Kanto starters
Growlithe line
Machop line
Slowpoke line
Gastly line
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Porygon line
Snorlax
Dratini line
Mew
Cyndaquil line
Totodile line
Mareep line
Espeon
Umbreon
Wobbuffet
Scizor
Legendary beasts
Larvitar line
Lugia
Flygon
Armaldo
Beldum line
The Regis
Eon duo
Weather trio
Sinnoh starters
Starly line
Bidoof line
Shinx line
Garchomp
Riolu line
Togekiss
Gliscor
Heatran
Giratina
Victini
Snivy line
Oshawott line
Archeops
Axew line
Mandibuzz
Volcarona
Cobalion
Tao trio
Keldeo
Genesect
Greninja
Tyrunt line
Sylveon
Hawlucha
Aura trio
Alola starters (except Dartrix and Brionne)
Rockruff line
Mimikyu
Light trio
Grookey line
Scorbunny line
Toxtricity
Hero duo
Eternatus
Pidgey line
Scyther
Flareon
Sudowoodo
Tyrogue line
Sableye
Electrike line
Buizel line
Drifloon line
Rotom
Tepig line
Elemental monkeys
Pidove line
Tirtouga line
Zorua line
Kalos starters (except Greninja)
Dartrix
Sobble line
Alolan Persian
Mr. Mime
Jynx
Unown
Delibird
Stantler
Lickilicky (This dickhead gave me hell in Platinum's Battle Frontier)
Castform
Luvdisc
Gurdurr
Throh
Sawk
Sigilyph
Klink line
Stunfisk
Diggersby
Aromatisse
Binacle
Klefki
Brionne
Comfey
Sandygast line
Bruxish
Skwovet line
Stonjourner
Eiscue
Websites YouTube
Reddit
Miraheze
National Geographic
Bulbapedia
Discord
Google
Amazon
Ebay
Twitch
FANDOM (The wikis are good, but the site itself is crap)
Buzzfeed
RationalWiki
Rooster Teeth (I sincerely hope these guys crash and burn for screwing over their workers, including my former favorite YT channel)
IGN
Kotaku
Polygon
ResetERA
Twitter
TikTok
Goop
Jukin Media
Famous People/Groups Steven Spielberg
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Morgan Freeman
Carrie Fisher
Todd Howard (The memes make it impossible to hate him)
Terry Crews
Jeff Probst
Ice Cube
Dr. Dre
Eminem
The Beatles
Queen
Alex Trebek
Anthony Mackie
Benedict Cumberbatch
Bradley Cooper
Bruce Willis
Chadwick Boseman
Charles Martinet
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Pratt
Christopher Lee
Conan O'Brien
Daniel Radcliffe
Dave Chappelle
Denzel Washington
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Eddie Murphy
Gary Oldman
Gene Wilder
Gordon Ramsay
Gwen Stefani
Heath Ledger
Henry Cavill
Jack Black
James Earl Jones
James Woods
Jeremy Clarkson
Jim Carrey
Johnny Depp
Keanu Reeves
Kevin Hart
Kobe Bryant
Laura Bailey
Leonardo DiCaprio
Liam Neeson
Lucy Liu
Macaulay Culkin
Mariah Carey
Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Mel Brooks
Michael J. Fox
Michael Jackson
Michael Jordan
Mike Myers
Nancy Cartwright
Neil Degrasse Tyson
Pat Sajak
P!nk
Paul Rudd
Peter Dinklage
Dr. Phil
Prince
Ray Liotta
Ricky Gervais
Robert Downey Jr.
Roger Clark
Ryan Reynolds
Sean Connery
Seth MacFarlane
Seth Green
Shakira
Shaquille O'Neal
Sofia Vergara
Stan Lee
Stephen Hillenburg
Steve Carell
Steve Downes
Steve Martin
Sylvester Stallone
Tim Allen
Tina Fey
Tom Holland
Troy Baker
Nolan North
Tyler, the Creator
Vic Mignogna
Vin Diesel
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Zoe Saldana
Samuel L. Jackson
Steve Harvey
Michael Bay
Rob Schneider
Tom Hanks (I've lost most of my respect for him when he made that stupid face during the 2020 Golden Globe Awards, it just shows how much of an easily offended snowflake he has become)
Jay-z (To me, he comes across as delusional)
Kanye West (Same as Jay-z)
Donald Trump
Adam Sandler
David Spade
Ray Romano
Tyler Perry
Billie Eilish
Young Maylay (The true busta, not CJ)
David Cross
Don Cheadle
Ewan McGregor
Jackie Chan
James Franco
Jennifer Aniston
Deadmau5
John Cena
Jonah Hill
Madonna
Mark Hamill
Ned Luke
Robert De Niro
Snoop Dogg
Stephen King
Tara Strong
Taylor Swift
Tessa Thompson
Tiger Woods
Tom Cruise
Will Smith
Amy Schumer
Trevor Noah
Jimmy Kimmel
Steven Seagal
Alec Baldwin
Patton Oswalt
LeBron James
Randy Pitchford
6ix9ine
Cardi B
Justin Bieber
Nicki Minaj
John Legend (I can tell he's an idiot just from the way he looks)
DaBaby
50 Cent
Joe Biden
YandereDev
Amber Heard
Anita Sarkeesian
Bill Cosby
Bill Maher
Bill Nye
Brianna Wu
Brie Larson
Butch Hartman
Charlie Sheen
Colin Kaepernick
Dane Cook
Demi Lovato
Don Lemon
Ellen DeGeneres
Gwyneth Paltrow
Harvey Weinstein
J.K. Rowling
Wade Robson and James Safechuck
Jared Fogle
John Kricfalusi
Kathleen Kennedy
Kathy Griffin
Kevin Smith
Lil Pump
Lindsay Lohan
Maïmouna Doucouré
Nick Cannon
Nick Swardson
O.J. Simpson
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'Donnell
Seth Rogan
Shia LaBeouf
Sia
Skai Jackson
Spike Lee
T.J. Miller
Tyra Banks
Vanilla Ice
Wendy Williams
Wil Wheaton
Zoë Quinn
Users Vicious187 (The man who started my admin career on these wikis. I probably would've never been a co-leader if it weren't for him.)
Masson Thief
Grust
Unnamedgoon
Grand Albert
ItMeansNothing
Allistayrian
Glitchedblood‎
SuperStreetKombat
DarkMatterMan4500
Stephenfisher2001
MarioMario456
HawkeyeSolo
Mr. Dready
Seanbuscus2600
Rath460
Dragonite (The user)
AlvaroNovaes-BR
King Dice
Yūki
RaymesisEvil
ChessPiece21
ThePCGamer
Raidarr
TigerBlazer
PlantyB0i
PituckosTheCockatiel
Toppy
Arctic01
Paprika
Marxo Grouch
Zangler
TyrantRex (Became far too opinionated, and downplayed just about everything)
Hookuai (Was a decent admin/contributor, but was far too recklessly foul-mouthed and aggressive acting)
SpazJR61 (Turned into a control-freak until I demoted him)
FreezingTNT (Too opinionated)
AkihitoZero5454 (Same as Hookuai)
Nitesh Surya Vanapalli
DmitriLeon2000
CrusaderPrime
Trevor807
XXSeph MySpaceXx
FatBurn0000
Moisty
Inkster
DuchessTheSponge
EijiZeBoi
Portrock1566
SporeShroom2007
Eric Bagwell
LeroyManTheFirst
Larryding
Se (AKA TheInterneto)
Mar9122 (AKA MeMeGuYWasLost)
OpenRISC (AKA Hendicted)
Blubabluba9990
Maxkatzur
Gamingiq7890 (You're grammar is horeeble,!!!)
Augustborn1996
QwertyMan'65
MarioBobFan
Hamzat213
Chad The Gman
GinaGiovanniello2001
DearMaster6

Quotes

"IT IS 4 TIMES THE SIZE OF FALLOUT 4."
Blazikeye535 on Fallout 76
"WE ALWAYS START WITH THE WORLD, AND THIS TIME IT FEATURES ALL NEW RENDERING, LIGHTING, AND LANDSCAPE TECHNOLOGY. IT ALLOWS US TO HAVE 16 TIMES THE DETAIL."
Blazikeye535 on Fallout 76
"THIS IS AN ENORMOUS, DYNAMIC WORLD."
Blazikeye535
"THE GAME HAS OVER 200 DUNGEONS, ALL HANDCRAFTED."
Blazikeye535
"THESE NPCS ARE NOT SCRIPTED."
Blazikeye535
"YOU CAN WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP OF THAT MOUNTAIN."
Blazikeye535
"GO WHERE YOU WANT, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. THIS IS THE GOLDEN AGE OF GAMING."
Blazikeye535
"MAKE THE PLAYER PROUD WHEN HE'S PLAYING YOUR GAME, MAKE YOURSELF PROUD THAT YOU MADE IT, MAKE YOUR PLAYER PROUD THAT HE BOUGHT IT."
Blazikeye535
"IT WORKS, IT- IT ACTUALLY WORKS PERFECTLY."
Blazikeye535
"OUR ARTISTS HAVE PAINSTAKINGLY MODELED OVER 9,000 OBJECTS."
Blazikeye535
"WE HAVE ACTUALLY RECORDED AROUND A THOUSAND OF THE MOST POPULAR NAMES FOR HIM TO SAY."
Blazikeye535
"WE HAVE OVER 40,000 LINES OF RECORDED DIALOGUE."
Blazikeye535
"MODS TRANSFERRED, PLAYED, AND SHARED FOR FREE ON XBOX ONE."
Blazikeye535
"FALLOUT 3 WILL HAVE 200 ENDINGS."
Blazikeye535
"SKYRIM HAS INFINITE QUESTS."
Blazikeye535
"YOU CAN PLAY FOREVER."
Blazikeye535
"WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?"
Blazikeye535
"YES, I WAS IN THE CHESS CLUB."
Blazikeye535
"SOMETIMES, IT DOESN'T JUST WORK..."
Blazikeye535, sad and defeated.

Gallery

Trivia

  • I created the Battlefield V page, therefore I am uneducated. (Serious answer: On my fifth year of college)
  • As an extreme Cristian, I'll call the Christian SWAT team on you if you dare say "h*ck"!
  • My username is based on my three favorite starters:
    • "Blazikeye" is a combination of Blaziken and Decidueye.
    • 535 is the base stat total of Swampert.

External Links/Other Accounts

Steam account
Rockstar Social Club account
Nintendo Switch friend code: SW-1700-5808-4409

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