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The Graveyard

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You'll put this game in the graveyard after 15 minutes.

The Graveyard is a computer art game developed by Belgian developer Tale of Tales (the same creators of Sunset) in which the player assumes the role of an elderly woman walking through a graveyard to a bench. A song begins to play, after which the elderly woman walks out of the graveyard and the game ends.

Why It Sucks

  1. It is extremely short, being finished in just a few minutes with no challenge or captivation whatsoever.
  2. You have to pay the outrageous price of five dollars for it, and the "game" itself is far less than a shareware demo.
  3. To add insult to the injury, there actually is a demo of this game and the only difference being is that the only available ending is the one which the elderly women dies upon sitting on the bench.
  4. Very simplistic gameplay.
  5. The artwork looks and feels unfinished and unpolished.
  6. The old lady model looks bad.
  7. The song playing when the old lady sits on the bench could actually be touching if it wasn't for most of the lyrics being strange and cryptic.