Surf Ninjas

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Surf Ninjas
Amiga surf ninjas.jpg
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Genre: Beat em up
Platforms: Amiga CD32
Release Date: 1993
Developer: Flair Software
Publisher: Flair Interactive


Surf Ninjas is a beat em up developed and published by Flair Software exclusively for the Amiga CD32 and released in 1993, it is supposedly based on the movie of the same name.


Why It Sucks

  1. The game has nothing to do with the movie.
  2. Painfully boring gameplay, the only thing you do in the entire game is just gathering objects for NPCs.
  3. The combat is dreadful, and even worse, you can just skip it entirely, nothing stops you.
  4. Only one enemy in the entire game, there aren't even bosses.
  5. The game is only three levels and after that the game just ends.
  6. Crap text based ending.
  7. Confusing navigation.
  8. Super short it can be beaten in 20 minutes if you ignore fights with enemies.
  9. Jumping hurts you.
  10. in the game, you can rip out the hearts of your enemy by ducking and punching, WHICH NEVER HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE!!!
  11. You die when the game feels like it.
  12. Only two tracks of music in the entire game.
  13. Since it is on the CD32, up is jump.
  14. You can only choose to hear sound effects or music.
    • This is not the only Amiga game to have this problem. Amiga computers (including the CD32) only have 4 audio channels, therefore it's impossible for some Amiga games to have both sound effects and music to play at the same time.