Super Oppressed PPL

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Super Oppressed PPL
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Bad, but in a parody style. If Social Justice Warriors made a game, this is possibly what the game would be like.
Genre(s): Platform
Platform(s): Browser
Release: 2010s
Discontinuation: None
Engine: Construct 2 (HTML5)
Developer(s): Slippery Slope
Publisher(s): Slippery Slope

Super Oppressed PPL is an HTML5 game on Newgrounds made by Slippery Slope (MinorAtrocityGames). It is a parody of a video game social justice warrior would want. The game uses a similar graphical style to the original Super Mario Bros..

Why It Intentionally Sucks

  1. Despite being given a character selection screen, you can only choose the transgender option otherwise you will be scolded for choosing a male or female.
  2. After selecting transgender, you can "select" from a set of six races and ethnicities: Arabic, Asian, Black, Hispanic, Indian, and White. The White and Asian races can't be used due to white being "evil" and Asians being represented in Japanese games and don't count since "all Japanese games suck", which clearly isn't true as there have been extremely iconic games produced there.
  3. You can only jump once in the game. Afterwards you'll get scolded since some people in America can't jump at all.
  4. There is only one enemy in the game, but if you jump on it or touch it, the "SJW developer" will safely remove it so the "sociopathic" player doesn't kill it.
  5. Since you can't jump, a pipe blocking your way is removed to get rid of all challenges.
  6. As you "progress", you lose the ability to walk and must use a wheelchair, so as not to offend people in wheelchairs with legs.
  7. As the game continues, the game goes black and white to "keep you from having a color advantage."
  8. You lose the ability to use your arms as most people suffer from quadriplegia. (This is inaccurate.)
  9. The music stops so as not to "offend the deaf."
  10. The game goes to black since you being able to see the game "offends the blind." This ultimately ends the game.
  11. Ironically enough, the game is actually pretty offensive.
  12. Every single sprite, was taken and altered from Super Mario Bros.

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