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"Pour moi, c'est ça un très mauvais jeu, ce n'est pas un jeu très dur, ce n'est pas un jeu mal équilibré, c'est vraiment un jeu... ultra mal conçu, incompréhensible, c'est très mauvais c'est vraiment très mauvais.


Secret Story
A crappy game adapted from a crappy reality show.
Genre(s): Simulation
Platform(s): Nintendo DS
Release: September 17, 2009
Developer(s): Anuman Interactive
Publisher(s): Codemasters
Country: France

Secret Story (usually called Secret Story DS) is a video game adapted from the French reality show of the same name released for the Nintendo DS.

Why It Sucks

  1. Terrible touch controls: Whenever you want to select an object, it's often your character that is selected.
  2. You cannot customize your character because you are asked questions and the answers will generate your character.
  3. The game takes the concept of The Sims but executes it very badly to such an extent that it is extremely different from The Sims.
  4. It has no in-game explanation and no help, you are left in the game with no help and you're on your own.
  5. Missed objectives: for example when you enter the house of secrets you are alone and you decide to search the garden before a candidate enters but after 2 seconds a candidate enters and your goal is useless.
  6. The game is a monster brothel the NPCs are jostling there are objects falling on the ground and you don't understand anything because you have no objective.
  7. The investigative function also has no explanation given you have to put objects in boxes but it is useless.
  8. Bad attempts at humor: for example one of the protagonists looks suspiciously like Zack Efron and his name is Zack.
  9. The instruction manual doesn't help as there are typos all over the place.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. The welcome music is okay.
  2. The character design is really good.



The game has been universally criticized by the public, it holds a 1.7/10 on Senscritique as well as a 3/20 on

Ascuns tried the game and criticized it for having no instructions, he considered it the worst game he had tested until Kid Paddle Blocks Invasions and E=M6 joined them.



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