Project X: Love Potion Disaster

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Project X: Love Potion Disaster
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"Welcome to the dark side of the Sonic the Hedgehog fan-base."
Genre: Action
Beat 'em up
Platforms: Microsoft Windows
macOS
Release Date: November 20, 2009
Developer: Zeta Team
Publisher: Zeta Team


Project X: Love Potion Disaster is an adult side scrolling beat 'em up game featuring characters from Sega's Sonic the Hedgehog and fan characters made by Zeta Team, the leaders of said team are NeoEclipse and Zeta R-02 (a pornographic artist).

Despite being released, this game is still in development hell for almost 11 years.

Why It Sucks

  1. The gameplay is uninspired and repetitive; one could easly get bored after just thirty minutes.
  2. Speaking of which, the game feels nothing like a Sonic game. It feels more like a slow arcade beat-em-up and the rings serve just as a weak reminder that you’re playing a Sonic game.
  3. The plot is very poor and feels rushed, despite the game suffering from...
  4. Development hell: the game has been in developement for a whopping total of eleven years. The plot hasn't been improved, the gameplay hasn't been altered, and the game received only one update in 2017 that boosted its state from alpha to beta.
    • This is due to really bad project management. The team members working on this game rarely spoke to each other.
    • This caused one of the team members, one that actually did most of the work, to leave the project.
  5. The game is infamous for stealing a lot of things:
    • The sprites are used without the author's permission.
    • The music is ripped from other games (the forest theme is "an empty tome" from Castlevania: Judgement).
    • The characters have no real voice acting. Their lines consist of exclamations and other voice clips from various Sonic games, like two Sonic Adventure games and Sonic Heroes, which is beyond lazy.
  6. The creators, Zeta Team, are sexualizing characters without knowing they're all canonically underaged. The only remotely acceptable characters are Rouge and Zeta, both of them eighteen years old, but this doesn’t mean the character roster can be somewhat saved.
  7. Horrid sound quality. The guitar riff in the Lost World and the 1-up fanfare are especially awful.
  8. The secret areas are very easy to find.
  9. The enemy A.I. is flawed. Almost every enemy can be killed by spamming jump-attacks (in the sea level you can kill every enemies from a long distance) and the game is also mercyful with continues.
    • The game adds cheap moves as an attempt to make the game challenging, such as ghosts that are very hard to kill, bosses with un-counterable attacks and one area in the jungle level that disables your special moves.
  10. The characters are poorly balanced and range from powerful (Zeta) to laughably weak (Cream).
  11. The leader of the team working on this game cannot take criticism.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. The game over screens are decently animated.
  2. The controls are responsive and you also have a good variety of attacks.
  3. Argento’s Sophie makes a cameo, which is pretty neat.
  4. Each loading screen features a different artwork.
  5. The Chaos Emeralds grant you +10% for health and stamina.
  6. The ghost lady wanting to marry Sonic after he turns in his werehog form is a fairly good idea.

Comments


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SpazJR61

17 months ago
Score 8
Welcome to the Sonic's fanbase's dark side
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SpazJR61

17 months ago
Score 3
Also that zeta r-02 is a pornographic artist because i see one of his/her rule 34 photo and it's from may 2006.
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GrammarFixer

17 months ago
Score 5
I feel bad for your mental health.
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Acapal8893

16 months ago
Score 8
Creepy and uncomfortable: the best two words to describe this horror show.
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Mickey Mouse

16 months ago
Score 8
The title is right...CUZ THIS GAME IS A UTTER DISASTER!
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Dantetm

16 months ago
Score 1
i love how the videos are just rants
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MonsterlandBuddies

15 months ago
Score 5
I’m so glad this game is finally on this wiki! This game is a complete disgrace to the Sonic the Hedgehog series! Seriously, why are certain people so obsessed with perverted content? At least keep them to yourselves!
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Mickey Mouse

13 months ago
Score 2

I remember searching for Peacock (Skullgirls) stuff on Google and I just so happened to find a gif inspired by this game made by an artist named CaptainKirb and it was basically: A guy who reminds me of Mickey Mouse and Hiro Hamada giving Peacock a BLOWJOB.

I will never be the same after seeing this game and that gif
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Animdude64

12 months ago
Score 1
I discovered this game by accident and as soon as I saw some videos about it, (WHICH WERE ON YOUTUBE BY THE WAY!!) I felt horrified over what I just discovered. This game basically showed me that they're still exist pornographic games even after those Atari games.
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AkihitoZero5454

12 months ago
Score 3
I play better H games like the Rance games.
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SpazJR61

12 months ago
Score 1
I learned this game is actually in development hell for 11 years.
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Paprika

11 months ago
Score 0
Considering how it took years just for another stage to be added, this thing may outdo Duke Nukem Forever. Maybe even Yandere Simulator will take less time to finish...though that's really unlikely let's be honest.
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XXSeph MySpaceXx

11 months ago
Score 0
I saw a video of this game and... oh god, this probably describes everything wrong with... that side of the Sonic fanbase.
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Chasemc215

11 months ago
Score 1
Welcome to Sonic hell, ladies and germs. Hope you brough brain bleach, because once you see this crap, you would of wished you just end Sonic off.
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RaymesisEvil

10 months ago
Score 3
this game is DISGUSTING, better go play GTA 5.
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Paprika

10 months ago
Score 3
At least defeating enemies can feel satisfying in GTA 5. The combat in this game is generic and gets boring after a while.
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Glitchedblood

10 months ago
Score 0
I didn't even know about this...
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Urotsukidoji-Miraheze

9 months ago
Score 3
Making porn about sonic the hedgehog is never a good idea.
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ChrisTheMan1673

9 months ago
Score 1
Who actually thought this was a good idea to release this, disgusting mess of a game?!
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ElectricMarioTheMiraheze

8 months ago
Score 1
This game is made me sick and disgusted, I really really hated this crap; I would play Better sonic fangames than This trash.
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RaymesisEvil

8 months ago
Score 0
There is a Resident Evil Game that was made by fans but no sex, it's beat'em up and it's very good
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Mrkepo

8 months ago
Score 0
Who ever think it was a good idea to make this,Should sent to the asylum.
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JDM4678

7 months ago
Score 0
Something’s weird is planned
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Fortdicted

4 months ago
Score 1
Thank God I'm not old enough to play this, because if I was, I would vomit around my house while seeing the constant scenes of NSFW in this game. Whoever made this should be arrested!
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PlayStationForever

3 months ago
Score 3
The fact that most sonic characters are underaged make my brain explode
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Jclem05

2 months ago
Score 0
THIS IS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG???!!! What?!
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SpazJR61

2 months ago
Score 0
It's not even a Sonic game.
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Jclem05

2 months ago
Score 0
Oh, this is a fan game.
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Zhuguli232

2 months ago
Score 0
But not even a fan game
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Jclem05

2 months ago
Score 0
Then, what is this?
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SpazJR61

2 months ago
Score 2
A stupid porn game with Sonic characters slapped in it.
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Jclem05

2 months ago
Score 0
Sonic the Hedgehog in: Project X: Love Potion disater.
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ThePCGamer

2 months ago
Score 3
Wtf is this shit?!
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Nonstopmaximum

2 months ago
Score 3
Agreed
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ParodiS2021

one month ago
Score 5
Why the Hell does this exist?
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ThePCGamer

one month ago
Score 2
Agreed, how could Zeta Team make this horrendous pile of garbage?!
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SpazJR61

one month ago
Score 3

Because Zeta Team are porn artists.

This game is just a generic porn beat-em up game with Sonic characters slapped in it.
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Jclem05

one month ago
Score 0
Is Zeta 18?! I thought she was sixteen years of age.
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BlakeIsHere458

one month ago
Score 0
Wait! This was released ON DISK?!
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Url8

12 days ago
Score 2
No, they just made box art. They didn't actually release it on disk (this game isn't even complete).

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