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The title of Pokémon Black & Blue shows injury to Pikachu and the others.

PeTA Browser games were controversial internet browser games created by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PeTA), a highly controversial and the most notorious animal rights group. These games parodied video games, often Nintendo games, in an attempt to force their beliefs concerning animal cruelty on other people.

After the release of Super Mario 3D Land, PeTA responded to Nintendo by saying that Mario was wearing the skin of a Tanuki (Japanese Racoon Dog). PeTA later created a video game called Mario Kills Tanooki to draw attention to the real-life killing of raccoon dogs for their fur. After it was released, people sent all sorts of negative messages to PeTA, saying they were hypocritical for creating a video game that highlights animal abuse so PeTA apologized for the mistake.

PeTA took on the Pokémon series with Pokémon Black and Blue, a parody of Pokémon Black and White that focuses on animal fighting and experimentation. In role-playing-style battles, the player controls a Pikachu who escapes its trainer, Cheren. Pikachu first fights Cheren and then moves on to other Trainers in order to rescue their Pokémon from ownership. Pikachu recruits these Pokémon to its cause, as well as the sympathetic Nurse Joy. A sequel, Pokémon Red, White, and Blue, followed in 2013. The game suggests that Nintendo's continual release of Pokémon games reduce humans' empathy for animals. The game stars Pikachu and Miltank, who battle McDonald's characters like the Hamburglar in a crusade against the rare but ongoing practice of meat production in the Unova region.

List of games

WARNING: Being from PeTA, these games contain propaganda and lots of blood and gore. Search and play them at your own risk.

  • Make Fred Spew (2001) - a very simplistic game where you make a lactose intolerant guy named Fred puke when you feed him milk-based products.
  • Save the Chicks (2003)
  • Revenge of the PETA Tomatoes (2004)
  • Lobster Liberation (2004) - Parodies Frogger
  • Super Chick Sisters (2007) - Parodies Super Mario Bros. and revolves around two chicks rescuing Pamela Anderson from Colonel Sanders and KFC.
  • Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals (2008) - A parody of Cooking Mama, in this game you prepare a grotesque Thanksgiving meal, and on the second part you prepare a vegetarian tofu meal.
  • New Super Chick Sisters (2009) - Parodies New Super Mario Bros. and is a sequel to the original Super Chick Sisters.
  • Super Tofu Boy (2010) - A parody of Super Meat Boy. In this game, Bandage Girl ditches Meat Boy for Tofu Boy, and Meat Boy kidnaps her. It's up to Tofu Boy to rescue her. Tofu Boy was eventually added in an update for Super Meat Boy as a secret joke character as payback for the game.
  • Mario Kills Tanooki (2011) - A parody of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario 3D Land, you play a skinned tanuki chasing Mario across a Mario level.
  • Save Sammy Maze (2011) - A parody of Scary Maze Game. When moving the level has an end, it contains a screamer and shock image.
  • Pokémon Black and Blue (2012) - A parody of Pokémon Black and White, you journey with Pikachu in order to save Pokémon from human training.
  • Cage Fight: Knock Out Animal Abuse (2013) - Parodies River City Ransom
  • Pokémon Red, White, and Blue: Loosely Connected to McDonald's (2013) - A parody of Pokémon Black and White, it's similar to the last game, except the Pokémon are now against McDonald's.

Why They Suck

  1. Poor controls.
  2. Many of their games contain violent, bloody, and disturbing imagery, even though their games are supposedly targeted towards children and are based on kid-friendly video game franchises. For example, after you get a badge in Pokémon Black and Blue, it shows real, disturbing, highly graphic footage of animal abuse.
  3. Poor grasp of the source material they are trying to parody. In Pokémon Black and Blue in particular, even though the writers apparently know that Ghetsis wanted to take over the world all along, they still praise Team Plasma anyway and act like Ghetsis isn't indicative of their true goals. The Final Boss is also a corrupt version of Ash Ketchum even though he's from the anime, not the games. The game depicts Ash as an abusive jerk who never cared for his Pokémon, proving they didn't even bother to get past the first fifteen minutes of the first episode of the anime.
  4. Sometimes they don't even make their research to justify their games. For example, Super Tofu Boy was made under the assumption that Meat Boy is made out of pig meat, which is completely wrong, as Meat Boy is simply a boy who has no skin.
  5. One of their games, New Super Chick Sisters, has a Japanese language option which is a straight translation from English to Japanese without any localization to make it consistent with the Japanese Mario games. For example, Bowser isn't called Koopa (クッパ) as he is in Japanese and a line he says that references Super Mario RPG ("Fungah! Foiled again!") is translated directly from English instead of using the Japanese equivalent of the line, which was "Fungya!" (フンギャ!). (Info courtesy of Legends of Localization, article here)
  6. The games hardly do anything to inform or educate players of the subjects presented other than have random NPCs spout nonsensical dialogue about it.
  7. A good chunk of the games try to force vegetarianism down the throats of players.
  8. The games are hypocritical, as they preach not doing harm to or killing animals, yet PeTA killed 81% of animals that came into their Virginia-based shelter in 2014.[1]
  9. When Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield were announced on February 27, 2019, PeTA thought it would be a good idea to advertise Pokémon Black and Blue on Twitter, this action coming almost a week after they had received severe backlash for insulting the late Steve Irwin on his birthday. Needless to say, the tweet did not receive positive reception.
  10. They did not do research on the Tanooki suit from the Mario franchise as they believe that it actually comes from the skin of an actual Raccoon when it actually comes from a Super Leaf.
  11. They decided to parody Cooking Mama when it is a simple cooking game that is completely harmless.
  12. Some of the between level cutscenes in Super Chick Sisters depict Mario getting tortured in some form or fashion.
  13. Childhood destruction.

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Comments


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Danetheheroofworlds

28 months ago
Score 8
I beat Pokemon Black and Blue. Fifteen minutes wasted crying blood, if you ask.
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Vicious187

13 months ago
Score 2
Ouch.
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Pinky Malinky

25 months ago
Score 7
THISISDISGUSTING
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ElectricMarioTheMiraheze

25 months ago
Score 6
I Hope That Pokémon Black & Blue Sued by Nintendo!
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Future441

24 months ago
Score 4
I thought PETA is not People Eating Tasty Animals.
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Maxkatzur

24 months ago
Score 12
Then you're wrong. PETA is actually slaughtering animals and euthanizing them. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals? More like People for the Unethical Threating of Animals.
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Probium

5 months ago
Score 1
People for the Erroneous Torture of Animals
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Rechiheaghie

5 months ago
Score 0
People for the Unethical Mur..threa...ki...what?-ing of animals ?? (oop)
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Backman

22 months ago
Score 7
I actually remember playing that Super Chick Sisters as a kid on the Y8 site (don't ask, I don't remember how I found out about that site). I didn't actually realize what was going on it in the game and missed the message until years later when I found this page. Yes, I know how strange that sounds but that's just how the situation is.
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Nihirichan

20 months ago
Score 7
You aren't the only one who thought that Super Chick Sisters was NOT a propaganda game.
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Lsw1002

14 months ago
Score 3
Same goes for me.
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Mayo7557

22 months ago
Score 6
Peta needs to stop making games.
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Mar9122

20 months ago
Score 5

PETA are always atrocious.

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RexLouis

9 days ago
Score 0
Me.
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OneRussianGopnik

18 months ago
Score 2
PETA MUST BE DESTROYED! PETA MUST COLLAPSED! but if a hitman assasinates the founder and president of PETA, IT WILL BE GONE.
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Rechiheaghie

5 months ago
Score 1
Ya mean PETA MUST COLLAPSE!
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OneRussianGopnik

18 months ago
Score 2

For Pokémon fans:

PETA is the Team Rocket in real life.
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GrammarFixer

18 months ago
Score 4
Team Rocket doesn’t kill anything.
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Markoman

14 months ago
Score 2
How is this under SJW games category?
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XxAkash420xX

8 months ago
Score 2
Because PETA is an organization that not only kills animals, but also act like SJWs. That's why.
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ToukaxKaneki

13 months ago
Score 3
I have played Super Chick Sisters as a kid. I didn't know anything about PeTA back then, but now I regret playing it.
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HalaAntEater890

13 months ago
Score 1
Oh, shit. Pure hypocrisy OF PETA
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Mr. Dready

12 months ago
Score 1
What game to parody: PeTA said, then someone said: Let's Parody Cooking Mama, and then someone was like: Brilliant!
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Official-PSASD

11 months ago
Score 2
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PeTA does it again... 🤦‍♂️
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HydrocityBoi

5 months ago
Score 1
Bruh, they should stop worrying about virtual animals, and care about the actual animals that are becoming extinct.
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SuperfishMEMZ

11 months ago
Score 2
I used to play Super Chick Sisters in a Mario Flash Game Collection when I was a kid, but now when I know the truth of PeTA, I reskinned as a mario game, and removed all PeTA related thing
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PhantomVulture

10 months ago
Score 1
These "games" suck ass for sure, but seeing the Hobo Bros with their reactions while playing these "games" was the funniest thing ever.
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LeroyManTheFirst

9 months ago
Score 3
I bet the president is a stereotypical karen.
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JDM4678

9 months ago
Score 2
Shitty games
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Rendy4ever

8 months ago
Score 3
I hope PeTA ends Up In JAIL for what they do to animals. who agrees with me?
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RoboDeer

4 months ago
Score 1
me 2
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These Games Stink!
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Caulipower

7 months ago
Score 0
I remembered playing one of these games.
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LimeMetz

6 months ago
Score 2
Nothing can SERIOUSLY describe how much I despise PETA.
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Jclem05

6 months ago
Score 0
I played the Cooking Mama parody. IT WAS BLOODY! Even plucking the feathers out of a dead turkey was bloody! Key word: Dead.
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Freddy83

5 months ago
Score 0
Me too, but I played it on Friv years ago but in the final part of the game the player has to revive a chicken.
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HydrocityBoi

5 months ago
Score 0
Peta seems to spend half their time making flash games. They might as well become a company to be honest.
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Freddy83

4 months ago
Score 0
I remember playing the original Super Chick Sisters game and Mama Kills Animals on Friv.com when I was younger and in Mama Kills Animals the player must revive a chicken.
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Fortdicted

4 months ago
Score 1
All of these games suck because of all the propaganda PETA has been causing.
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Fortdicted

4 months ago
Score 9
Upvote this comment if you detest PETA and think that PETA needs to stop what they're doing.
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LuigiMan050-5

3 months ago
Score 0
Now it's time for me to ask why I even played their games in the first place. My bad.
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MysteriousEdits

2 months ago
Score 1
If Nintendo's gonna keep up with being overprotective of their IP's and keep writing C&D orders, they should at least write one to PETA.
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USDM420X

2 months ago
Score -5
PETA = Worse than Adolf Hitler.
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HH!MagicalReviewer

2 months ago
Score 0
Not really but it is the Hitler of animals
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HH!MagicalReviewer

2 months ago
Score 0
PETA came from hell
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No bias

one month ago
Score 0
I remember playing this game holy crap
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USDM420X

one month ago
Score 0
You know what types of crimes that PeTA has committed: Animal Abusing and False Advertising (because this organization doesn't involve animal treatment).
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Jclem05

12 days ago
Score 0
PETA needs to go out of business.
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Landslider

11 hours 16 minutes ago
Score 0
These games aren't playable anymore, since Flash was disabled
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Landslider

11 hours 13 minutes ago
Score 0
Never mind, some of them are converted to HTML5
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DoubleJumpMan

10 hours 15 minutes ago
Score 0
I was pretty happy until I realized they were covered to HTML5
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ChocolateHamburger

9 hours 15 minutes ago
Score 0
Cheren didnt own a pikachu though

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