Mario Cart

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Mario Cart
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As if Supra Mayro Kratt was bad enough...
Genre: Racing
Platforms: Internet
Release Date: 2013
Game Engine: Adobe Flash
Developer: KillHours
Publisher: KillHours
Franchise: Unofficial flash game based on the Super Mario Franchise

Mario Cart is a Mario Kart flash game that was released in 2013.

Why It Sucks

  1. The graphics are god awful for its time.
  2. All of the track designs are so lazy as they're just reskins of the first track, as well as using stock backgrounds.
  3. The collision detection is very poor since the obstacles lying on the road are hard to see due to being incredibly flat.
  4. Horrendous sound effects.
  5. Mario is the only playable character in this entire game, you don't even get to play as the other characters in this game.
  6. The controls are way too slippery.
  7. There are only four tracks.
  8. No replay value once the game is beaten.
  9. Off model character designs, with the characters having recolours and no fingers nor any feet.
  10. Only two power-ups, which are the banana skin and mushroom. They lie on the road instead of being in item boxes.
  11. Awkward physics. For example: you can still go fast if you're driving in the grass.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. The music actually sounds pretty decent.
  2. The models can also make you laugh.
  3. It's sequel (while still not great) had improved controls. The power-ups are also now well scripted and are in item boxes.





16 months ago
Score 1
"Why are they in shopping carts?"

SSJ2 Gohan

13 months ago
Score 1
The Mario model looks like the one in Mario Kart DS


8 months ago
Score 0
Why are they in shopping carts?

Hensback from YouTube & Scratch

8 months ago
Score 1
WhY ArE ThEy In ShOpInG CaRtS


5 months ago
Score 0
qUiT uSiNg tHaT

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