Kick the Buddy (2017)

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Kick the Buddy
Kick the Buddy.jpg
This game is the real loser.
Platforms: iOS
Release Date: 2011 (original)
2012 (Crustalli)
2017 (Playgendary)
Developer: Playgendary
Next Game: Kick the Buddy: Forever

Kick the Buddy is a 2017 iOS and Android action game by Playgendary. It is about a talking ragdoll that you can beat up, torture, and kill. It was originally released in 2011 by Crustalli, then in 2014, the game was passed on to Crazylion Studios Limited and then in 2017, the game was passed on to Playgendary.

Why It Sucks Now

  1. The game is a cheap clone of Beat the Boss series and Interactive Buddy, but with more annoying characters.
  2. The game heavily relies on microtransactions and ads. For exampleː
    • Adding blood to the game or removing the ads cost $4.99 each.
    • If you get a present that requires an ad to get tapping anywhere on the screen will cause an ad to play. However, waiting a few seconds will allow you to skip the ad present, although you will not get the reward. Additionally, the "FREE GOLD" button doesn't tell you that an ad will be played beforehand.
    • Some items in the shop cost gold or real money to purchase. Some items also require you to watch multiple ads or invite friends to obtain them unless you pay with gold.
  3. Buddy's lines are corny, unfunny, and very annoying. Thankfully, they can be turned off.
  4. Sometimes, when you KO Buddy, a pop-up begging you to rate the game appears, even if you already rated it. Other times, the game just crashes.
  5. The gameplay is only fun in short doses.
  6. Cringeworthy, annoying, and downright insulting advertisements for the game. For example, there is a YouTube ad for the game where Buddy is about to be subject to a guillotine and says things like "your mom is fat" and "Ha, gayyy!", the latter of which could be offensive to gay people. However, the "Ha, gayyy!" line has been reportedly removed from the ads.
    • Other than an ad mentioned above, most of their ads revolves around Buddy insulting the "player" (the most common insult being "Ha! Loser!"), which is considered disrespectful in general.
    • Annoyingly enough, advertisements for this game are present in lots of other mobile games.
    • At first, the game's ads are true, honest to the gameplay and didn't lie about the game, but the ads from 2017 and onward started to clickbait players. In one ad, it says that you can draw your weapons, when in reality, you can't, you have to buy it.
  7. There are occasional popups that promote a membership.
  8. Its sequel, Kick the Buddy: Forever, is not much better.
  9. Once you've brought everything with a certain currency, it becomes useless. You still earn them though daily gifts and you can still purchase them. Essentially, you'll be paying for something that is absolutely useless!

Redeeming Qualities

  1. The graphics are great.
  2. It can be a good stress-relief game.
  3. There are tons of ways in which you can torture your buddy. Too bad that they are under a paywall.
  4. The sequel has more fluid animation.
  5. The game was better when it was being developed by Crustalli.
  6. Buddy's lines, while corny, are still considered funny to some.


Lg 754 luca

14 months ago
Score 1
not a bad start.


11 months ago
Score 5
I remember playing this game in 2013-2016. Sucks to see it went to the hands of dumb greedy companies.

Mr Game

9 months ago
Score 1
Kick the Developer's Ass

The Dunkman

8 days ago
Score 1
Nah, Kick Playgendary's ass.


8 months ago
Score 1
Tbh the things Buddy says are kinda funny


7 months ago
Score 0
Does anyone remember Buddyman Kick from Crazylion (or Crustalli)? I used to be a fan of that game until for some reason, those games were banned or just removed from the App Store.


4 months ago
Score 2
I think we should make a page on here about Playgendary themselves. They have been publishing bad games like crazy lately. They even stole music from Youtuber Rusty Cage.

Snuckles The Hedgechidna

one month ago
Score 1
I second that


14 hours 45 minutes ago
Score 0

"Don't kick the buddy."


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