Hong Kong 97
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|Hong Kong 97|
("Wǒ ài Běijīng Tiān'ānmén, Tiān'ānmén shang tàiyáng shēng")
Hong Kong 97 is an unlicensed shoot 'em up game released in 1995 by HappySoft. It was released for the Super Famicom, however, the physical copies of the game are so rare that they are unheard of to the extent that they are incomprehensible. Basically, the only way to play it is through ROMs.
The game was designed by Japanese journalist Kowloon Kurosawa. Kowloon says the game was made in about a week and was supposed to mock Nintendo's strict quality standards for licensing a game. This game was never actually published in stores, with Kurosawa sending copies himself via mail.
Numerous celebrities and companies had their likenesses ripped and translated into a 16-bit format, almost certainly without their permission, including Jackie Chan from Wheels on Meals (Chin), Bruce Lee (as Chin), Chris Patten, Deng Xiaoping (as Tong Shau Ping) and The Coca-Cola Company.
This game's story is heavily anti-Communist. Although it had almost no release and was unlicensed, the game has 3 languages (Japanese, Traditional Chinese, and English). The language in the English version is comprised of vulgar Engrish. The main sound is the initial three proportions of the Communist song "I Love Beijing Tiananmen", which loops for the entire game. The loop lasts for only six seconds and doesn't stop even during the Game Over screen, or when the game returns to the title screen afterwards.
For years there was speculation over the source and identity of the game over screen, a gory photograph of a dead man. Popular theories were Polish boxer Leszek Błażyński, Palestine activist Atef Bseiso, or Egyptian author Farag Foda. The actual source was finally identified in 2019: it is a still from the Japanese shockumentary New Death File III (新・デスファイルIII), depicting an unidentified man killed during the Bosnian War in 1992.
Note: The bolded words and letters are grammar and typo errors
Exactly as written in the game: The year 1997 has arrived. A herd of fuckin' ugly reds. are rushing from the mainland.
Crime rate Skyrockeded! Hong Kong is ruined! Therefore, the Hong Kong government called Bruce Lee's relative "Chin"
For the massacre of the reds, Chin is a killer machine. Wipe out all 1.2 billion of the red communists!
However, in mainland China, there was a secret project in progress! A project to transform the deceased Tong Shau Ping into an ultimate weapon!
The game is a 2D shoot em' up. After surviving a few waves of enemies, you face a giant floating Tong Shau Ping (Deng Xiaoping) head.
Why It Intentionally Sucks
Note: The game is intended to be a joke.
- Celebrities had their likenesses ripped and translated into a 16-bit format without their permission, including Jackie Chan from Wheels on Meals (Chin), Bruce Lee (intro), Chris Patten (intro), Deng Xiaoping (title and boss) and The Coca-Cola Company (background).
- The ending credits also listed the Embassy of Canada to Japan as a cooperation partner. It is unknown why, as Yoshihisa Kurosawa mentioned nothing about this in his interview. However, the Embassy of Canada to Japan may be listed as a cooperation partner was a joke.
- Extremely long (and incredibly idiotic/bizarre) story to wait through before you get to the game. The plot is so ridiculous that many find it to be comedic or flat-out ludicrous.
- If Chin is hit just once, the game is over and players have to wait through the credits and the entire story, both unskippable to try again!.
- THERE IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF A BOSNIAN WAR VICTIM IN ONE OF THE INTRO SLIDES. The Game Over screen is also infamous for showing what seems to be a real, actual man's corpse.
- Some game communities defend that the person on the screen is a dead man, most specifically Leszek Błażynski, a Polish boxer that committed suicide on August 6, 1992, the same date on the image. Błażynski also had a beard similar to the one of the corpse.
- It was also speculated that the person is Atef Bseiso, a member of the Palestine Liberation Organization who was assassinated on June 8, 1992. The same date is displayed if the format is dd/mm/yy instead of mm/dd/yy. The wounds are consistent with the picture as the man appears to have been shot multiple times.
- These theories have been debunked when a YouTuber by the name of RamtroStudios posted a video about the body on the game over screen turned out to be footage of a victim of the Bosnia War.
- Extremely poor and weird graphics. The graphics are so bad and grainy that you may think this is a Famicom game, not a Super Famicom game. The backgrounds are extremely strange, as the game shows static photos as the background; which alternate between pictures of Maoist propaganda, Guilin, the logo of Asia Television, the logo for Chinese Coca-Cola, or a picture of Mao Zedong in monochrome.
- The first intro slide directly uses the F-Bomb. This makes it one of the few SNES games, and likely one of the first games in history (discounting Rambo on the NES) to contain profanity.
- Funnily enough, the first actual game to use the F-Bomb is Bakutoushi Patton-Kun (roughly Explosive Fighter Patton), a Japanese-exclusive game for the Famicom Disk System, which appears when the game asks you to insert the floppy disk to Side-B.
- Bruce Lee's relative Chin is represented by Jackie Chan with a picture stolen from one of Jackie Chan's movies. How does being related to Bruce Lee automatically make Chin powerful?
- When you kill enemies, they turn into a GIF of an atomic explosion, and then into the picture used on the Game Over screen.
- The final boss is supposed to be Tong Shau Ping's resurrected corpse turned into the ultimate weapon. Instead, it's just Deng Xiaoping's disembodied floating head. If you defeat it, the game repeats itself forever.
- How does China produce an endless army of giant floating heads?
- How on Earth is Tong Shau Ping's giant floating disembodied head an ultimate weapon?!
- While defeating enemies they can drop items, some cause instant death, though some grant temporary invincibility. For example, a "poker chip" thingy can kill the player, and a syringe possibly granting protection.
- The music is the first two lines of the song, "I Love Beijing Tiananmen" looping endlessly from the moment you turn on the game until you turn it off. Not even a game over nor speeding up the game on an emulator resets the loop! (Unless you mute the sound, that is.)
- Beside that awful song, there are no sound effects.
- The hitbox of Chin is a rectangle, meaning you can die even if it seems that you haven't been hit.
- The first time the story is shown, it slides automatically.
- The game tells you to wipe out 1.2 billion red communists, the entire population of China at the time. The "reward" is that the music finally stops, which is just lame.
- Ahead of its time, it had the option to pick between languages. (Japanese, traditional Chinese, and English)
- This game's story is so stupid and ludicrous that it can be really funny depending on your point of view.
- The gameplay itself is not that awful, just a decent 2D shooter.
Hong Kong 97 is widely considered one of the worst and most absurd games of all time. It is particularly infamous for the corpse on the game over screen and the infinite looping song. Hong Kong 97 also became a parameter of comparison for other offensive and absurd games such as Terrifying 9.11.
The game is so ridiculous that it gained a cult following over the years and became an internet meme to the classic gaming community. There are fan websites, spiritual successors, videos parodying the lame introduction, and even remakes of the game.
Being relatively unknown, the game was not reviewed by any popular gaming magazine or website like IGN, Gamespot or Famitsu, since it is an unlicensed title. However, amateur game reviewers heavily panned the game.  
- The game correctly predicted that Deng Xiaoping would die in 1997.
- This is the only SNES game that uses the F-word, and one of the first games on a Nintendo console to have profanity, besides Explosive Fighter Patton, which is a Japan-only game for the Famicom Disk System.
Warning: Listening to this for too long might affect your sanity!
- Hong Kong 97 on the Bootleg games Wiki