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Haydee
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A so-called gaming experiment to see if people only buy it just for its sexual content
Protagonist: Haydee
Genre: Third-Person Shooter
Platforms: Microsoft Windows
Release Date: September 26, 2016
Developer: Haydee Interactive
Publisher: Haydee Interactive
Made in: Russia
Franchise: Haydee
Next Game: Haydee 2


Haydee is a third-person shooter video game developed and published by Haydee Interactive for Microsoft Windows via Steam. The game was approved through the now-defunct Steam Greenlight and released its official trailer on July 31, 2016. The game was released worldwide on September 26, 2016.

Why It Sucks

  1. The game literally is nothing but a massive fan-service for the titular character of the same name.
  2. Haydee's breasts are huge (read: almost as big as her head) and jiggle like water balloons.
  3. Clunky controls.
  4. The camera is deliberately angled so that you are more focused on Haydee's breasts and butt rather than the actual game itself.
    • Additionally, a lot of cheap deaths happen all because of the player being too focused on Haydee herself.
  5. Every time Haydee crouches, her butt is so close to the camera that it feels as if you're actually receiving a face full of her butt.
  6. The game straightaway throws you into the game itself with a very vague and textless tutorial that teaches you what to do and its controls.
  7. No proper waypoints to lead or hint you to the next destination, making the game way harder than it already is.
  8. The game runs on its own engine, but it is only compiled for x86 (32-bit). This can cause it to not run properly on newer PCs.
  9. It and Uncraft World are the only two games with sexual content-filled Steam Workshop that still exists since when Steam prohibited sexual content till today.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. At least the game did a very good job at recreating old-school Metroidvania games, in 3D no less.
  2. Unlike Uncraft Worlds workshop, Haydees workshops at least had a warning about its sexual content.
  3. The game actively and constantly makes you use your brains to learn how it controls, how it plays and where to go, and boy did it do it very well.

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Comments


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Notmyproblem

22 months ago
Score 3
Apparently, this game is getting a sequel.
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Rath460

22 months ago
Score 3
And I hope it remains sexy while improving on its gameplay
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Danirabbid

3 months ago
Score 0
Welp, it turns out that the sequel is actually worse than the first one.
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SkyBlueYoshi

18 months ago
Score 2
It's Impressive the fact that its a 3d Metroidvania game
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What.jpeg

18 months ago
Score 1
What's fan service?
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What.jpeg

17 months ago
Score 0
Maybe i shouldn't asked.
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Gene0129

14 months ago
Score 2
Maybe an Unpopular Opinion: Haydee is more offputting than sexy. Especially since Nier Automata does a better job at giving us a sexy fembot.
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Rath460

12 months ago
Score 1
You may be right, considering the fact that Haydee's boobs are almost as big as her head and her ass can give Nicki Minaj a run fur her Young Money.
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Worldofjake2012

10 months ago
Score -1
I actually really love this game.
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Sindecent exposure

5 months ago
Score 1
why do metal robot tits need jiggle physics
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Kgames

3 months ago
Score 0
yeah why wtf

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