Funky Barn

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Funky Barn
Funky barn? Should've been called 'funky farm' because it has a ring to it.
Genre: Simulation
Platforms: 3DS
Wii U
Release Date: April 3, 2012 (3DS)
November 18, 2012 (Wii U)
Developer: Tantalus Interactive
Publisher: Ubisoft (3DS)
505 Games (Wii U)

Funky Barn is a video game where players have to manage their farm as in other farming games like Harvest Moon. It was released for the Nintendo 3DS and Wii U (as a launch title) in 2012.

Why it sucks

  1. The gameplay is somehow addicting, boring and annoying all at the same time.
  2. You can complete this game in about 5 hours.
  3. The graphics aren't very impressive.
  4. Poorly drawn opening sequence and characters.
  5. The animals won't stop making loud, obnoxious noises.
  6. No voice acting.
  7. Presentation is lackluster.
  8. It got released at full price.
  9. The fences in the game doesn't want to connect to the rocks in many areas. This allows animals to escape.
  10. Some features in the game aren't useful, such as the 'happiness meter'.
  11. There's only 3 main game maps and 3 challenge maps. No multiplayer, No online. Nothing.

Redeeming qualities

  1. Gameplay is addictive.
  2. Good controls.


It received very mixed reviews. Metacritic gave the game a score of 50, gamerankings gave the game 50.83% (55% for 3DS), Nintendo Life game the game 5 out of 10 and IGN gave the Wii U version a 5.0