Classic Mini SX-86

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Classic Mini SX-86
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"GRRAAAHHHHH!!!! HOW DID YOU MESS THAT UP?!!" - Rerez
Release Date: 2018
Generation: Eighth Generation


The Classic Mini HDMI TV Game SX-86 Mini Games Console Entertainment System (or Classic Mini SX-86 for short) is a rip-off of Nintendo's SNES/Super Famicom Classic released around 2018.

Why It Flopped

  1. Most notably, the name for the console is ridiculously long! Good luck trying to even accurately memorize it.
  2. "Neo Geo" on the home menu is spelled wrong, it's spelled Neo Ngo.
    • Speaking of the home menu, it has a very ugly appearance.
  3. The console has a hard time starting up, you have to unplug the console to get it to work sometimes.
  4. EXTREMELY ATROCIOUS emulation. It results into a horrible framerate that can only go up to only 2 FPS on 3D PlayStation games (most notably Soul Edge), and even lots of audio and visual problems such as the speed-up in sound (the Konami logo in Metal Warriors even sounds like someone banged their head on a piano (As said by Rerez when he reviewed the console) as a result) and sprites and backgrounds glitches.
    • Games like Batman And Robin on Sega Genesis have no background. Making it more difficult to play.
  5. The controller's analog joysticks are terrible, as they slat on around. The controllers also have a crystal blue color which doesn't even fit with the color of the console, which exactly looks like an SNES Classic, look exactly like the DualShock 1/2 controllers and also have weird numbered face buttons.
  6. The controls in many games are very unresponsive, because there are lots of input lags.
  7. Button register problems & inconsistencies that aren't helped by the bad quality on the controllers.
  8. There is a lack of build quality on the console and controllers themselves. They feel very easy to break and crispy.
  9. The box with the Neo Geo word uses a picture of Street Fighter, which was never released on the Neo Geo!
  10. The instruction manual has poor grammar/Engrish, making it hard to understand.
  11. It even has hacks of games that already exist. For example, there is a hack of Mick And Mack as The Global Gladiators called Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets. Which features a poorly-drawn Harry Potter.
  12. The only game that works well with the PlayStation emulator is an obscure game called: Ugetsu Kitan, developed by Will and published by TonkinHouse, being (according to Rerez) one of the worst games on the system. With scary graphics, horrifying sounds, and gross-out bad character designs that are NASTY to look at.

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VinnyRocchio

16 months ago
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That name for a console is a mouthful.
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Lg 754 luca

14 months ago
Score 3
how about the crappy ultra trash stdmi cd-amiga 34u3u5y2u4598ruqwy984735578549263479563487965937697t7fy89gy98chy9gfdhsge min ultra great convulse. or PCP
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Glitchedblood

14 months ago
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that's one long name
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Lg 754 luca

14 months ago
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oh thats only the first 1% of the actual name.
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Vicious187

14 months ago
Score 4
I don't know whats longer the dicks that porn actresses takes or this name itself.
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Grust

14 months ago
Score 3
Since I watch porn.... it depends on the guy. Want to be more specific, watch hentai, it defies all logic.
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Vicious187

14 months ago
Score 2
Who hasn't watched porn?
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Ramadhan1a

14 months ago
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Moral Guardians and Kids I guess.
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Vicious187

14 months ago
Score 2
Kids watch porn when their parents aint looking.
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Grust

14 months ago
Score 1
That's why parents need to monitor what their kids do online. I may enjoy porn, but I don't want little kids exposed to it.
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Glitchedblood

14 months ago
Score 0
pron
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RaymesisEvil

8 months ago
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I like to watch porn and I watch a lot but at night
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AkihitoZero5454

13 months ago
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I became a Classic Mini HDMI TV Game SX-86 Mini Games Console Entertainment System in another world!
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Crying Lucario

11 months ago
Score 1
My favorite console is obviously NEO NGO
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SuperfishMEMZ

9 months ago
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The name in a nutshell:

Classic Game Console
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ItDoesNotMeanAnythingAtAll

7 months ago
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NGL, that console's name is almost quite as long as the Empire State Building.
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Fortdicted

3 months ago
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NGL, that console's name is 5 times the length of the CN Tower.
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EoflaOE

2 months ago
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This console's name is too long! How about "Super Trash Classic Ultra Mega Toxic Waste Mini Nano Pico HDMI DVI DisplayPort VGA Analog TV PC Monitor Stupid CRT TV Stupid LCD TV Smart TV Trash SX-86 FX-90 JNYKLBTZ-100 AF-710 F-810 Trashiest Trash Mini Games Large Games Grand Theft Auto: The Lost and Damned Grand Theft Auto: IV Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2010 Trash Monochrome Games that look like trash piled on the screen Console Entertainment and Amusement Computerized Trashy System powered by Great Company Console Systems?"

If you have anything longer than that, reply.
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Fortdicted

27 days ago
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I got something longer than that:

"Super Trash Dumb Classic Ultra Mega Toxic Anal Waste Mini Nano Pico HDMI DVI DisplayPort Frostbite VGA AV Analog TV PC Monitor Stupid Dumb CRT TV Stupid Dumb LCD TV Smart Well-Done TV Garbage Trash SX-86 FX-90 XF-31 JNYKLBTZ-100 KOEQWFWH-621 AF-710 FS-210 F-810 S-510 Stupidest Dumbest Trash Trashiest Trash Garbage Mini Games Giant Games Gigantic Games Large Games Massive Games Gargantuan Games Cyberpunk 2077 Grand Theft Auto IV Grand Theft Auto V Fortnite FIFA 2020 FIFA 2021 Garbage Trash Entertainment Amusement and Astonishment Computerized Digital Crappy Trashy System powered by Great Amazing Astonishing Company Console Systems"
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LuigiMan050-5

16 days ago
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The name even duplicated the "Mini" and "Game" words.

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