Bubsy 3D

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Bubsy 3D

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"What could pawsibly go wrong?"
(Spoilers: Everything!)
Protagonist: Bubsy the Bobcat
Genre: Platformer
Platforms: PlayStation
Sega Saturn (cancelled)
Release Date: NA: November 25, 1996
EU: August 13, 1997
Developer: Eidetic
Publisher: NA: Accolade
EU: Telstar Fun and Games
Made in: United States
Franchise: Bubsy
Previous Game: Bubsy in Fractured Furry Tales
Next Game: Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back


Bubsy 3D (also known as Bubsy 3D: Furbitten Planet or Bubsy is 3D in Furbitten Planet) is a 1996 platforming video game released for the PlayStation. It's the fourth Bubsy game in the series, and was the last one for over 20 years until Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back was released on October 31, 2017.

Plot

Bubsy's old enemies from the first game, the Woolies, abduct him and took him to their home planet Rayon. It's up to him to collect atoms, rocket parts, and to defeat the conjoined Woolie Queens, Poly and Ester, in order to escape. If Bubsy doesn't find all the rocket parts it malfunctions, leaving him stranded on Rayon. If he does find all the rocket parts, the rocket flies so fast it sends him to the prehistoric era.

Why It Sucks

  1. The plot is confusing, nonsensical and stupid, and the "good" ending is arguably worse than the "bad" ending: Regardless of the ending to this story, Bubsy is still stranded away from Earth, meaning the Woolies are still free to invade it whether you beat the game 100% or not.
  2. Terrible graphics and presentation. While colorful, the graphics are almost mostly nothing but texture-less polygons and the floor is mostly a checkerboard pattern, or random polygons have textures, which are nauseating to look at.
  3. Dreadful level design, to the point one must find bugs to progress the levels in some cases. The later levels can get confusing as to where you're supposed to go even with the arrows, these are inconsistently done enough to be shown as hard to find any path or the ending point.
  4. Levels have two hidden collectible rockets each, but it's never explained how you're supposed to get them.
  5. Speaking of the presentation, the in-game animations of enemies, obstacles/etc are very sluggish with the feel of moving at 8 frames or less per second. The characters look poorly designed (besides Bubsy, since he's the best looking model in the game).
  6. This game tries WAY too hard to be funny, with all of the level names being cat puns of other pieces of media (and some puns with the levels themselves have nothing to do with the puns in the slightest) & tons of unnecessary fourth wall breaking from Bubsy.
  7. Dreadful sound design; the second and third level music consists of mostly annoying sound bites added to the first level music. The noises enemies make aren't any better.
  8. Speaking of unbearable voices, Bubsy's unfunny, witless and hyperactive lines and one-liners are very annoying and insufferable.
  9. Very poor navigation: in order to beat the first boss of the game, you have to glide over the residue of the yellow energy balls the boss fires at you to fly higher so you can damage the boss, but you wouldn't know that without looking it up.
  10. Bubsy uses tank-like controls, which are very uncomfortable, awkward, frustrating, clunky, and stiff for a 3D platformer.
  11. Speaking of which, the controls are unresponsive. If Bubsy is running at full speed it will take him more than 2 seconds after releasing the D-pad for him to stop. You have to turn yourself towards the direction you want to move to instead of holding the D-pad or joystick, making something as simple as getting the basic collectible item difficult.
  12. False advertising: The North American cover of the game states that it received a positive review from EGM. EGM actually gave it a negative review that was quote-mined for the cover. This only applies to the NTSC regions, though.
  13. The camera is uncontrollable. Every time you jump, the camera always changes to an overhead view which makes platforming harder than it already is. On top of that, whenever you get hit, the camera spins round in front of the character, causing a fair amount of disorientation.
  14. The Woolies don't move, they only shoot small projectiles which are difficult to dodge because of the horrible controls. The game continues to reuse them over and over without any form of variation aside from a recoloring. Even though they don't move it's still hard to jump on them due to the controls and horrible hit detection. Some of them you can't even kill as well and some of them are invisible.
  15. The enemies will even spawn from nowhere, causing more cheap shots on the player quite easily.
  16. The European version's back of the box consists only of screenshots, showing how pathetic this game was.
  17. Since Bubsy is a cat, he has Super Drowning Skills, but because of the flat, texture-less polygon graphics, it's hard to tell what's supposed to be water. Even worse, every time you touch water, you are automatically forced to see about 20 seconds of Bubsy drowning.
  18. If Bubsy runs off a ledge, he does not enter a free-fall so he can land on a lower platform, instead, he instantly dies (whether if you don't die or see a death animation). This happens a lot in level 2.
  19. Enemy projectiles can go through platforms.
  20. The engine that’s used for the game caused some really bad depth perception, as enemies tend to be further away than they seem, and can mess up your jumps as a result.
  21. Very few bosses, as there are only four bosses in this entire game. (two of which are in the same level)
  22. The gliding is uncontrollable and if you look carefully you will notice that you actually fall faster.
  23. When you finish a level you always get to see clips about the foolish Bubsy dying, which feels pretty weird for a level completion screen.
  24. Speaking of those cutscenes, the CGI animation move like FMVs from any bowling alley.
  25. The Title Screen looks very weird due to the fact that the start game button is put in two places.
  26. Christopher Reese, the lead programmer of the game, actually admitted that the game was crap (especially after he saw Super Mario 64) and that he would have preferred to start over from scratch if Accolade had let him.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. The animations when you stay still, some death animations or the cutscenes are interesting and are mostly, pretty funny because they're based on either cartoonish skits done in a way of Warner Bros.' comedic possibilities from their classic cartoons with Bubsy getting hurt from his buffoonery as a element of outlandish, enjoyable entertainment (especially one of them being used as a meme no-less) or Bubsy doing interesting activities that are worth observing (e.g Bubsy messing around with the TV settings as a highlight).
  2. Although badly-executed, you can use collectibles to shoot them at enemies.
  3. Some of the soundtrack is either decent or catchy, the level one music "Claws For Alarm" being the most memorable.
  4. Fortunately, you're able to have the option to shut him up in the options menu when going to the main menu and disabling Bubsy's dialog.
  5. Surprisingly, the game impressed Sony, which would make them buy the studio, and from then they'd make great games like the Syphon Filter series, Resistance: Retribution, Uncharted: Golden Abyss and Days Gone. Showing how this game was remarkable as it led to improvement with video game programming for future titles

Reception

At release, critics gave mixed reviews for Bubsy 3D, as at the time very few 3D platforming games were published, with only two other games, Crash Bandicoot and Super Mario 64 being released in 1996.

Despite having many negative reviews, Bubsy 3D actually had a few good reviews with its release. Absolute PlayStation gave it a score of a 67%. DieHard, GameFan, and Next Generation, however, reviewed the game quite favorably as well. Contrary to popular belief, PSExtreme is a real magazine, and it did actually give the game a 93%, along with their "Gold X Award" as an approval to play the game (and is even listed on the EXcavate rating list from PSExtreme). However, due to the unpopularity of the magazine in general, a mistaken rumor suggested that the magazine and the award were fake, and Accolade simply used them as a way to promote the game.

However, retrospectively, Bubsy 3D was critically panned by critics and fans alike, and it is now considered as one of the worst games of all time. In fact, it has been said that even most Bubsy fans hate this game.

Many critics called this a Mario rip-off as Super Mario 64 was released earlier in the same year, and say this game is worse than the movie Plan 9 from Outer Space and Battlefield Earth. Bubsy 3D's reception was so negative that Accolade went out of business shortly after its release in 2000.

The lead developer had said that the game was supposed to be an early 3D game, but no one accepted that excuse because other far superior 3D games came out before Bubsy 3D. Because of that, he tried to blame this game's failure on Super Mario 64.

When Somecallmejohnny reviewed the series via his donators' marathon, he described Bubsy 3D as a platforming project that would've been passable had it come out before Super Mario changed the industry back in 1985.

Despite what was said on the cover, EGM stated they never said anything positive about the game and actually gave it a 3.25 out of 10. The quote was taken completely out of context from a preview article and twisted to make it sound positive. Said quote didn't even come from the review itself.

In his second wish list episode, The AVGN said the game felt unfinished and by that, he meant "it was barely started at all."

Surprisingly, the game found a rather interesting selling point which several YouTube game reviewers mentioned: It's so bad that it needs to be played to be believed. Caddicarus commented that it's a good thing that the game exists, as it serves as a good "How not to make a video game" example.

YouTube game reviewer The Retro Replay has "Bubsy 3D" as the lowest possible score in his rating system, and is his most hated video game. Once he stated, "The only thing worse than getting the Bubsy 3D rating, is actually being Bubsy 3D".

DX has declared it the worst game of all time.

Trivia

  • Coincidentally, the North American version was released on the Halloween of 1996, or October 31, 1996, exactly twenty-one years before the next Bubsy game.
  • On the back of the box, they advertise having life pickups, which is a standard feature in most games.
  • The game was originally going to be released for the Sega 32X, but due to the unsuccessful European release of the 32X, Accolade held back the rights, until the game would be released on a more stable platform.
  • Sega Saturn version of the game was planned but was canceled due to the game's poor reception. It was going to be based on the original 32X version.
  • On the back of the UK version of this game's cover, there is no advertisements, just pictures, they even knew how bad it was.
  • It spawned the death scene meme where Bubsy explodes. Showing how memorable Bubsy 3D's death animations were.

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Comments


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Botbuster

11 months ago
Score 7
Seizure-inducing... unoriginal... Bubsy 3D sinks into the bottom... avoid it at all cost!
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RaymesisEvil

10 months ago
Score 5
bubsy 3d, more like drugsy 3d
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DarkMatterMan4500

5 months ago
Score 3
Or how about Super Mario 64: Bubsy Edition?
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Victormarczak3

8 months ago
Score 4
Everything went wrong in this game.
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AwesomePie16

7 months ago
Score 6
r/whatcouldgowrong: The Video Game
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Shadowboxer2005

7 months ago
Score 3
Crappy... blocky... Bubsy 3D sinks down to the Earth. Kill it with fire!
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Lake's Wild World

6 months ago
Score 2
I think the ending of the game is meant to be a sequel-bait cliffhanger.
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ExploringEditor

2 months ago
Score 2
Some video game adaptions never learned that making cliffhangers will just annoy many. Even for this crappy game, I think it was even subtle about hinting a sequel in the slightest.
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DarkMatterMan4500

5 months ago
Score 2
Didn't Bubsy's catchphrase become an internet meme over the years?
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ItMeansNothing

5 months ago
Score 2
I'm the only one alive who doesn't think this game is bad.
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DarkMatterMan4500

5 months ago
Score 2
Looks like it.
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Lake's Wild World

5 months ago
Score 6
I think The Angry Video Game Nerd should revisit this game and actually do a full review of it.
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ExploringEditor

2 months ago
Score 0
I do agree cause that was rather one of AVGN's most brief and not so detail-oriented reviews I've ever seen.
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LuigiMan050-5

4 months ago
Score 1

I like how PSExtreme gave it the Gold X Award...

X for failure
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ExploringEditor

3 months ago
Score 1
Great, now we can't add any more info that could be left out about this game/etc
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LucianoTheWindowsFan

3 months ago
Score 2
The European version also lacked the save system. Instead, the European version had a password system.
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ExploringEditor

2 months ago
Score 2
At least the death animations are hilarious.
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Declan Kearns

one month ago
Score 1
This is easily the worst game of all time in my opinion. Bubsy can go eat shit and die.
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DoubleJumpMan

27 days ago
Score 1

"What could possibly go wrong?"

The entire game.
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HawkeyeSolo

27 days ago
Score 1
0/10
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Spinelandstevenfan12345

23 days ago
Score 2

There are people out there who like to pay people to shit in their face, but just because someone else likes to be shit in the face, doesn't mean that I have to like being shit in the face. And that's the beauty of living in a free country, that some of us can be shit in the face, and be content, and that others can be shit in the face, and not be, and I was not content with this face-shitting. I hope you don't hold it against me the way I don't hold it against you, but I do not like being shit in the face.

And that's what this game Bubsy 3D was. A gigantic shit in the face.
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Dragos133

11 days ago
Score 1
One of the worst video games of the 90s, without a doubt.
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Zhuguli232

10 days ago
Score 1
If this game wasn't rushed, that could be good.

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