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== Why It Sucks ==
 
== Why It Sucks ==
# First of all, it came out almost a year after the movie it's based on, passing the PC (which came out a month before the movie on November 7, 2001) and GBA versions (which came out three months after the movie on March 15, 2002). You could say the ''Jimmy Neutron'' TV series justifies such a late release, but the game stays closer to the movie.
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# First of all, it came out almost a year after the movie it's based on, surpassing the PC (which came out a month before the movie on November 7, 2001) and GBA versions (which came out three months after the movie on March 15, 2002). You could say the ''Jimmy Neutron'' TV series justifies such a late release, but the game stays closer to the movie.
 
# Horrible graphics that almost veer into [[Bubsy 3D|''Bubsy 3D'']] levels of outdated. Games featuring Jimmy Neutron hardly ever get the model right, and this may be the worst offender. Not to mention that the characters mouths don’t move when they talk.
 
# Horrible graphics that almost veer into [[Bubsy 3D|''Bubsy 3D'']] levels of outdated. Games featuring Jimmy Neutron hardly ever get the model right, and this may be the worst offender. Not to mention that the characters mouths don’t move when they talk.
 
# The title screen consists of nothing more than the ''Jimmy Neutron'' logo and a black background.
 
# The title screen consists of nothing more than the ''Jimmy Neutron'' logo and a black background.
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#* You do the same thing on all levels: wander around and collect items.
 
#* You do the same thing on all levels: wander around and collect items.
 
# You can only carry weapons for a limited time. Worst yet, you lose them when you enter a new room.
 
# You can only carry weapons for a limited time. Worst yet, you lose them when you enter a new room.
# The acting is horrible. While some of the cast from the original movie returned to voice their respective characters, they have varying degrees of quality. The characters with replacement actors sound worse, especially Carl.
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# The voice acting is horrible. While some of the cast from the original movie returned to voice their respective characters, they have varying degrees of quality. The characters with replacement actors sound worse, especially Wally Wingert as Carl.
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#* Weirdly, the manual lists Carl's original voice actor, Rob Paulsen, in the cast, but in-game, Wally Wingert is credited as Carl's voice.
 
# On the second level, there is a very tight jump you have to make. There is waste dripping from the ceiling, there is a puddle of waste below your jump arc and there is an enemy ant waiting for you. Since you have a predetermined jump arc, you have to be very precise to make it and contend with the hazards, otherwise you'll die and have to do the whole thing over again.
 
# On the second level, there is a very tight jump you have to make. There is waste dripping from the ceiling, there is a puddle of waste below your jump arc and there is an enemy ant waiting for you. Since you have a predetermined jump arc, you have to be very precise to make it and contend with the hazards, otherwise you'll die and have to do the whole thing over again.
 
# Subpar controls, especially noticeable when you ride Goddard (especially when he turns into a scooter).
 
# Subpar controls, especially noticeable when you ride Goddard (especially when he turns into a scooter).
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== Videos ==
 
== Videos ==
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== Comments ==
 
== Comments ==

Latest revision as of 11:59, 23 February 2021

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
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"Gotta blast this game into pieces!"
Genre: Adventure
Platforms: PlayStation 2
Nintendo GameCube
Release Date: NA: September 25, 2002
EU/AU: March 7, 2003
Developer: BigSky Interactive
Publisher: THQ
Franchise: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
Next Game: Jimmy Neutron vs. Jimmy Negatron


Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is a tie-in to the movie of the same name, released on September 25, 2002 for the GameCube and PlayStation 2. It was developed by Big Sky Interactive (also known for Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge Of The Flying Dutchman, which came out two months afterward on November 21, 2002) and published by THQ. It has no connection to the PC and Game Boy Advance adaptations.

Gameplay

The game is a 3D adventure starring a boy named James Isaac Neutron (or Jimmy Neutron for short) and his robot dog Goddard. In the game, the evil King Goobot has abducted some of Jimmy's friends, so Jimmy must begin an intergalactic quest to save them.

Why It Sucks

  1. First of all, it came out almost a year after the movie it's based on, surpassing the PC (which came out a month before the movie on November 7, 2001) and GBA versions (which came out three months after the movie on March 15, 2002). You could say the Jimmy Neutron TV series justifies such a late release, but the game stays closer to the movie.
  2. Horrible graphics that almost veer into Bubsy 3D levels of outdated. Games featuring Jimmy Neutron hardly ever get the model right, and this may be the worst offender. Not to mention that the characters mouths don’t move when they talk.
  3. The title screen consists of nothing more than the Jimmy Neutron logo and a black background.
  4. There are only six levels, and given that this is a linear adventure game with nothing more to do beyond completing the missions, you'd have little to no reason to go back to it.
    • You do the same thing on all levels: wander around and collect items.
  5. You can only carry weapons for a limited time. Worst yet, you lose them when you enter a new room.
  6. The voice acting is horrible. While some of the cast from the original movie returned to voice their respective characters, they have varying degrees of quality. The characters with replacement actors sound worse, especially Wally Wingert as Carl.
    • Weirdly, the manual lists Carl's original voice actor, Rob Paulsen, in the cast, but in-game, Wally Wingert is credited as Carl's voice.
  7. On the second level, there is a very tight jump you have to make. There is waste dripping from the ceiling, there is a puddle of waste below your jump arc and there is an enemy ant waiting for you. Since you have a predetermined jump arc, you have to be very precise to make it and contend with the hazards, otherwise you'll die and have to do the whole thing over again.
  8. Subpar controls, especially noticeable when you ride Goddard (especially when he turns into a scooter).
  9. A fixed camera angle, which makes it harder for you to see pitfalls. You can't control the camera, either.
    • Due to this, you get cheap deaths. Doesn't help that no matter how far you get in a section, you get sent right back to the start.
  10. A premise with a very small connection to that of the movies.
  11. The GameCube version has a glitch where the pause menu flickers in and out when selecting an option.
  12. Interestingly enough, according to info found on The Cutting Room Floor, the game was started back when BigSky still went under the American branch for Kalisto Entertainment, in 2000. Given the wide gap between that and when the game was released, you'd have to wonder what went on during that time. You could conceivably release a good game within the course of a few months, but this feels like it was just scrounged together within less than a month. Why even bother with this if you wouldn't be able to make the deadline in the first place?
  13. A cringeworthy 40-second making-of segment.
  14. The sidescrolling shooter of Retroville is almost like a bullet hell type of game, as the boss ship's lasers instantly depletes your "pie" wedge, and worst of all, you cannot win.
  15. Terrible final boss battle against Goobot, all you can do is attack him from behind and he won't turn around to retaliate. It's as terrible as Dracula from Simon's Quest.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. The music, while repetitive, is decent.
  2. Retroland is a pretty fun looking level.

Videos

Comments


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Pinky Malinky

29 months ago
Score 5

3 2 1 GOTTA BLAST INTO THE STARS BEING FUELED BY CANDY BARS RIDES A KID WITH A KNACK FOR INVENTIONS AH! A SUPER-POWERED MIND A MECHANICAL CANINE BARK BARK RESCUE THE DAY FROM DESTRUCTION WAAAAAAAAAAAHOAWHOAW THIS IS THE THEM SONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OF JIMMY NEUTRON.

BARK BARK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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EricSonic

28 months ago
Score 1
yes
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Jummpie

23 months ago
Score 10
More like: INTO THE STARS FUELED BY BAD GAMEPLAY RIDES A KID WITH TERRIBLE GRAPHICS Jimmy: AH! A SUPER BAD CAMERA A BUNCH OF CHEAP DEATHS player: NOO NOO! ADS TO THE COLLECTION OF BAD NICK GAMES Carl: WAAAAAHOH THIS IS THE BAD GAME OF JIMMY NEUTRON!!!!!!!!!! Bark Bark AAAAAAAA
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Mickey Mouse

9 months ago
Score 1

The pizza is aggresive...

As well as this game!
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PlayStationForever

12 days ago
Score 1
3.... 2... 1... Fuck this game! Into the stars, fueled by awful gameplay, Rides a kid who looks soulless Jimmy: ah! Super bad camera, a bunch of unfair deaths player: fucking shit! Has nothing to do with the movie Carl: Wahahahaha!!!! This is the bad game... Ms.Fowl: AHHHHHH!!!!! Of Jimmy Neutron....

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