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Head Boxing
This is what would happen if doping is wasn't considered cheating!
Genre: Fighting game
Platforms: Android (Google Play Store)
iOS (App Store)
macOS (Mac App Store)
Release Date: February 23, 2018
Developer: D&D Dream
Publisher: D&D Dream

Head Boxing Championship is a fighting game developed and published by the South Korean studio D&D Dream. It was released in February 23, 2018 for both Android and iOS, and eventually got a macOS release.

Unlike Head Soccer or Head Basketball, which are actually sports games with fighting elements, Head Boxing is about what the title says and is more qualified to be a fighting game. Now the characters have torso, arms and legs, which is more logical compared to the Kirby-esque appearance from both related games.

This game is free-to-play. If you're an Android user and want to play (not recommended because of the reasons below), click here and download for your device via Google Play Store. If you're an iOS user, click here for a preview. Same for macOS users.

NOTE: This article is regarding about the Android version. Some of the BQ and GQ may be different for iOS and macOS users.


As said above, this is a fighting game that simulates a boxing organization. And the objective is to defeat your opponents, obviously.

This game does not have a plot, nor a backstory of any of the characters. The avaliable characters are, in the shown order: Dolse (South Korea), Kong (Philippines), Hikari (Japan), Robin (UK), Gazel (USA), Lije (Brazil), Namaste (India), S.Dragon (China), Anabel (Russia), Kai (Germany), Bucola (Madagascar), Housy (France), Zoyachi (Luxembourg), Dempush (Chile) and Mircop (Croatia).


The buttons are on the screen and here is how to play:

  • Press one of the directional buttons to move (obviously).
  • Tap one of the directional buttons twice (or more) to dash.
  • Tap the Attack button to attack (obviously).
  • Hold the Attack button to charge your power gauge (must be maxed out to perform a super skill).
  • Tap the Attack button while dashing to perform an uppercut.
  • Tap the Power button to make a Power Attack.
  • Hold the Power button to make another type of Power Attack.
  • Tap the Skill button (only appears if your gauge is 100%) to unleash a super move.

There are 7 game modes offered for the player's fight, and all of them are represented by anything with punching bag categories:

  • The Arcade mode consists of one character defeating all the other ones, including its own clone.
  • The Multi mode consists of you playing with one of your friends via Internet.
  • The 2 Player mode consists of "two local players" fighting each other (very incorrect. See WIS no.8).
  • The League mode consists of 18 battles with all the 14 fighters disputing which one has the most wins and the least losses.
  • The Death mode consists of you defating several "skeletons" and one commander under certain circunstances ("Defeat with a Power Attack", "Defeat with a Skill Move", "One hit is instant defeat", etc.).
  • The Survival mode consists of you trying to win the maximum of opponents possible.
  • And the Championship mode consists of you disputing a play-off competition with 8 fighters, starting from the quarter-finals.

Other things not represented as a punching bag are: Options, Stats Improvement, Skins (Equipment) Shop, Auxiliary Pet, etc.

While everything said above sounds good, this game has too many atrocities, making it have a page on CGW. This article describes everything about the game.

Bad Qualities

  1. Terrible and unnecessary "funny" (?) faces; looks like the boxers are on drugs or an anaesthetic effect.
  2. Just like what to even expect, you start with only one playable character (Dolse in this case) and you have to do insane things to unlock the others.
    • For example: to unlock Kong, you have to defeat all characters in Arcade mode, including your own 2P clone. While for this one sounds simple, the next ones are borderline insulting, even to hardcore players...
    • To unlock Hikari, you must win the Championship's final battle without taking a single damage (it is insanely overpowered. See WIS no.4). To unlock Robin, you must achieve an SS rank in the Survival (in other words, stay for almost an eternity just winning. One defeat and you must restart everything from scratch). To unlock Gazel, you must normally complete all the 14 Death mode's challenges (some of these are nearly impossible to complete). To unlock Lije, you must complete the League mode finishing in 1st place (one of the enemies is insanely overpowered. See WIS no.4). And the list goes on and worsens...
    • If you don't want to do these "insane things" you have to grind a lot for enough coins collection and purchase the characters. Each one have their own price.
  3. National Stereotyping: The characters come from different countries and cultures, but some of them are downright offensive. Some offenders include Kong, Bucola, Lije and S.Dragon.
    • Despite the limited speak and vocabulary, all characters speaks English (with very few non-English words like Hikari's "Subarashii!" and Lije's "Samba!").
  4. For the Championship Mode's final battle, you're going to fight an insanely overpowered opponent; his HP is huge and his attacks drains a lot of your HP! One of the fighters in the League mode has the same properties.
  5. The game gives you a "pet" that will help you during the battle, such as automatic gauge filling and bonus attack points, and you must feed it (pay 1000) to avoid it from fainting. If it faints, you lose the bonus and you must pay 5000 to revive it and recover your bonus. This indirectly worsens the grinding.
    • Thankfully, its energy goes to 100% instantly if it levels up normally.
  6. If a super skill is suddenly interrupted, sometimes the spark/power will remain in the character's hand until either a new round begin or the super skill is performed again.
  7. Bones fracturing is probability-based and is only possible with power attacks and skill moves.
  8. Only one battle ring for each mode and you cannot even select which one you want to fight in. Which ends up pretty repetitive.
  9. There is no training mode! That's a problem because every character have their own playing style and you really want to know how to play with them or try to master one you already know.
  10. The 2 Player mode doesn't even qualify to be "two players", as it doesn't even ask for, for example, Bluetooth. Instead, both controllers are on the same screen and you control both fighters!
    • In an effort to put 2 controllers in one screen, the buttons are now stacked, which kills the ergonomy and just makes the gameplay harder.
    • If you want to play with your friend, the Multi mode is the only alternative. Just create a room and your friend must search for the name you selected for the room.
  11. Connecting to a random server at the Multi mode takes an eternity to succeed.
  12. The game gives you daily achievements with boring / cheapily hard challenges that must be completed within 24 hours. Completing them will give you an amount of coins which is almost nothing compared to how expensive the in-game's goods are.
    • If you think this wasn't bad enough, one of the "daily achievements" is called "Localized text not found". Even changing the language to Korean will not work.
  13. Although this also happens in nearly every localized game from Japan, foreign language translations are poorly done, with many assets still remaining in English. The character's voices are also untouched.

Good Qualities

  1. No pop-up (5 sec.) ads and very few mandatory unskippable (15-30 sec.) ads, making this game pretty playable without much annoyance.
  2. Pretty solid amount of game modes. It also helps that are all represented by different punching bags in the main menu, which is a clever stylistic and gives a very good sensation.
  3. The controls for moves tries to be unique and aren't directly copied from what is seen on Street Fighter IIAGW ("quarter-circle", "half-circle", "shoryuken input", "full rotation", "charge"), which is a very recurrent cliché in fighting games.
  4. Because of 2 Player mode flaw, it ironically can be used as an indirect Training mode (though it can be annoying due to the controllers issue said above and the non-refilling lifebars, with unwanted wins and losses).
  5. The X-ray fracturing bones are satisfactory. Bones fractured makes the victim weaker.
  6. The voice acting is passable.
  7. Fire Punch! Stone Punch! Hurricane Punch! Screw Puch! Bazooka Punch! Heartbreak Punch! Rolling Thunder Punch! Dragon Punch! Ice Punch! Gatling Punch! Diablo Breath! Power Saw Punch! Strike Sever Punch! Gangster Punch! Wind Beam Punch!


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