Guts and Glory

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Guts and Glory
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A disappointing game that is nothing more than a cash-in on Happy Wheels.
Genre: Simulation
Racing
Platformer
Platforms: Microsoft Windows
macOS
Linux
PlayStation 4
Xbox One
Nintendo Switch
Release Date: Early access
February 15, 2017
Full release
July 19, 2018
Game Engine: Unity
Developer: HakJak
Publisher: tinyBuild


Guts and Glory is a simulation video game developed by HakJak and published by tinyBuild. It was originally released as early access on February 15, 2017 and then fully released on July 19, 2018.

Why It Sucks

  1. Extremely poor graphics that look like an early 3D Unity game.
  2. Broken and clunky controls, especially for Lawnchair Larry.
  3. The levels can range from decent to horribly unfair.
  4. Unrealistic gore. The blood looks like ketchup and the flesh looks like raw beef steak.
  5. Due to the bad physics and horrible controls, there will be a lot of cheap deaths.
  6. You get absolutely nothing if you complete all of the levels, you don't even get a bit of fanfare.
  7. Cringe-worthy voices.
  8. The Nintendo Switch suffers from worse graphics, inconsistent and low framerate, and frequently lags when there's too much blood or particles popping up, which is stupid because the Switch should be able run the game perfectly fine without any issues. This is completely inexcusable.
  9. Terrible optimization for lower-end PCs.
  10. Dull and forgettable soundtrack.
  11. The consoles in general have this strange change to 2 characters, John's son was replaced by Debra and Jack and Jill are both old people. This is made despite the fact The Yang Family still has the kid in the back.
  12. The characters are completely wobbly when on the vehicle.
  13. Low replay value. Unless if you're playing on Steam(which has a workshop), there's nothing else to do after finishing it.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. It can be fun for people who love Happy Wheels.
  2. Steam has a workshop so at least you won't be bored playing the exact same levels over and over.

Comments


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DarkMatterMan4500

6 months ago
Score 0
How does this game even exist? Also, why does Guts & Glory sound like a violent title?
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GRAND-DUCHY

4 months ago
Score 0
Sounds like Guns and Glory...
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Johnson05ethan

5 months ago
Score 2
Didn’t this game used to have a page on awesome games wiki?
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Rath460

14 days ago
Score 1
Yes, I created it.
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SPEEDYBEAVER

14 days ago
Score 1

Yes. You can read the text before it got deleted by clicking

here
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UncensoredGamez

5 months ago
Score 1
It sounds like Ram's slogan in their past commercials.
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Landslider

one month ago
Score 1
It's Happy Wheels but made a indie developer who doesn't know how to make it better in 3D
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Landslider

one month ago
Score 1
  • made by
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SuperStreetKombat

one month ago
Score 1
Sorry, I just had to. https://youtu.be/dIoILN_KrhU
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Danirabbid

one month ago
Score 0
No-no-no. It's fine, albeit not exactly fitting.
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SuperStreetKombat

one month ago
Score 0
I put this song here because of the name of this game and it kinda made me think of the character from Berserk.
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Danirabbid

one month ago
Score 0
Ah, I see.

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