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# This game exists |
# This game exists |
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# The game title is hilariously bad |
# The game title is hilariously bad |
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| − | # The gameplay is non-existent |
+ | # The gameplay is non-existent |
# The very fact that it was created by Sonic Team, instead of Artoon |
# The very fact that it was created by Sonic Team, instead of Artoon |
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# The very fact that it was published by Sega, instead of SquareSoft |
# The very fact that it was published by Sega, instead of SquareSoft |
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| − | # It's overpriced |
+ | # It's overpriced at 13489 dollars |
# Fucking terrible collision detection in the same level of ''Big Motherfucking Rigs'' |
# Fucking terrible collision detection in the same level of ''Big Motherfucking Rigs'' |
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# RareWare did not work on it, which guarantees qualitatively similar to Bubsy 3D |
# RareWare did not work on it, which guarantees qualitatively similar to Bubsy 3D |
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Latest revision as of 04:24, 8 April 2021
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Mighty Bland Shovelware(d) '06: Crossroads & Showdown 76 - Fallout Forces: Rise of Jake Conway: Over the Road Racing 64 is a 1999 platform game developed by Sonic Team and published by Sega for the Sega Saturn, PlayStation, and Microsoft Windows.
Plot
You play as a boy named Leo, who is a fucking cunt and ungrateful dick who later fucks up to a circus with a clown named Bland who introduces him to the world of Shovelware(d).
Gameplay
You walk and jump.
Why It Fucking Sucks
- Toilet humor
- Bad controls
- Shitty graphics
- This game exists
- The game title is hilariously bad
- The gameplay is non-existent
- The very fact that it was created by Sonic Team, instead of Artoon
- The very fact that it was published by Sega, instead of SquareSoft
- It's overpriced at 13489 dollars
- Fucking terrible collision detection in the same level of Big Motherfucking Rigs
- RareWare did not work on it, which guarantees qualitatively similar to Bubsy 3D
- Unlike Mario who died on March 31, 2021, this still exists
- This is a certified bruh moment
Redeeming Goddamn Qualities
- 2 + 2 = 4
- The mere fact that I am the creator of this blog
- I had butter for breakfast today without bread
- Even Todd Howard hates this garbage
Reception
It received 0/100 on Metacritic
Trivia
- Seriously, I am the creator of this page
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