Blog:User:TouhouOtaku (Joke page)

TouhouOtaku is a High-On-Sugar Lunatic Fumo enjoyer who does nothing but wastes their time.

Why he's a Lunatic

 * 1) He's a lunatic
 * 2) He hasn't upgraded to Windows 11, This can be justified however, see RQ#1.
 * 3) He's done some bad deeds, such as:
 * 4) *Underestimate Cirno
 * 5) *"Borrow" books
 * 6) *Outpizza'd the Hut
 * 7) *Compared Sonic '06 to Mario Party 1
 * 8) He hates Square Enix ALL BECAUSE OF ONE GAME.
 * 9) He clearly doesn't know how to run a Magic Shop.
 * 10) He sold Marisa's broom.
 * 11) One of the worst things he did was beg Reimu not to let him play Big Rigs.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Windows 11 is fucking slow, which is why he didn't upgrade to it, as mentioned in WHAL#2.
 * 2) He beat all the main Touhou games on Lunatic Mode. (Which could explain why he's a lunatic)
 * 3) He has no word on Touhou Lost Word and simply called it a "Generic mobile RPG with Touhou painted all over it"