Blog:Marxo's "I'm Bored So Let's Do This" Polls

This is basically a place where I, Marxo Grouch, make polls out of stupid shit that comes into my head.

The Poll
How would you torture me, Marxo Grouch? Make me listen to an hour of the Ice Age baby's crying Spam conspiracy theories on my message board Demonize the Kirby x Ribbon ship to my face Send me to live in the most deranged part of Florida Show me proof that Rayman 4 will never happen

Poll #1: Do you remember the twenty-first night of September? (September 20, 2021 - September 26, 2021)

 * Yes: 0
 * No: 3
 * Love was changing the minds of pretenders while chasing the clouds away: 10

Poll #2: You find a cage with a Teensie inside and break it. What excuse does he use to not help you? (September 26, 2021 - October 19, 2021)

 * "I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.": 2
 * "I have to go powder my nose.": 0
 * "I have to go walk my flowers and water my dog.": 1
 * "Oh, lucky me. I have to go iron my kilt.": 0
 * "Yay, I need to go alphabetize my sausages.": 1
 * "I have to go wash my hair.": 0
 * "I have to go. I have an appointment with my psychic.": 0
 * "I have to go potty train my anteater.": 1
 * "I need to go make some waffles.": 0
 * "I have to go recommend an entire Twitter account about such quotes to my internet friends: https://twitter.com/TeensieRevenge?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor.": 1

Poll #3: Choose one. (October 19, 2021 - November 1, 2021)

 * Mai ai hee: 1
 * Mai ai huu: 0
 * Mai ai haa: 0
 * Mai ai haa haa: 2

Poll #4: Are you participating in No Nut November? (November 1, 2021 - November 8, 2021)

 * Yes: 3
 * No: 3

Poll #5: Do you know of the coocumbah? (November 8, 2021 - November 16, 2021)

 * Yes: 4
 * No: 0

Poll #6: Kirby Sucks (November 16, 2021 - November 19, 2021)

 * Yes he does: 2 people got the joke. Kirby does suck things into his mouth.
 * No he doesn't: 6 people missed the joke. Kirby is not terrible.

Poll #7: Choose one of these business practices and the others never happen. (November 19, 2021 - November 24, 2021)

 * Nintendo stops hunting down fan content and emulators.: 1
 * Sega starts practicing quality control with future Sonic titles.: 0
 * Ubisoft gives their less acknowledged franchises such as Rayman new games.: 0
 * Konami restarts production on their cancelled games.: 1
 * EA stops pushing for paid online play.: 0
 * Tencent practices actual originality.: 0
 * Valve learns the number 3.: 1
 * Bethesda stops releasing bug-ridden games.: 0
 * Activision stops milking COD.: 1
 * Rockstar Games stops milking GTA.: 0

Poll #8: Which of these fighting games defined the genre? (also happy birthday to SuperStreetKombat)? (November 24, 2021 - November 27, 2021)

 * Super Smash Bros.: 4
 * Street Fighter: 0
 * Mortal Kombat: 3

Poll #9: Which of these voters clearly doesn't own an air fryer? (November 27, 2021 - December 1, 2021)

 * Allistayrian: 0
 * Dragonite: 0
 * The Dunkman: 0
 * King Dice: 0
 * Kpop And Earthbound Fanatic: 0
 * Marxo Grouch (wait, wtf why am I on here?): 2
 * TheShinyLucarioMaster: 0
 * TigerBlazer: 0

Poll #10: Are you ready for Destroy Dick December, kids? (December 1, 2021 - December 5, 2021)

 * Aye-aye, captain!: 1
 * Nay-nay, captain!: 0
 * I don't have one, captain!: 1

Poll #11: What is amoré? (December 5, 2021 - December 10, 2021)

 * When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.: 7
 * When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine.: 0
 * When the stars make you drool just like a pasta e fasule.: 0
 * When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet.: 0
 * When you walk in a dream but you know, you're not dreaming.: 1

Poll #12: The Rayman trademark was renewed recently. What do you think will come out of it? (December 10, 2021 - December 18, 2021)

 * A new mainline game (ie Rayman 4): 0
 * Another mobile spinoff: 3
 * An animated series: 2
 * NFTs (nopls): 2
 * Nothing. It's just a renewal.: 1

Poll #13: Do you remember who Ben Stiller is? (December 18, 2021 - December 24, 2021)

 * Yes: 3
 * No: 1

Poll #14: Eyebrows are actually tiny mustaches. (December 18, 2021 - February 11, 2022)

 * YES!: 0
 * What?: 1
 * I'm gonna have to ask you to please stop.: 0

Poll #15: What is Katsumi a.k.a. Upperdecker2562 now? (February 11, 2022 - February 26, 2022)

 * He's a kid now: 1
 * He's a squid now: 2