Blog:(JOKE) Pig's Adventure

Pig's Adventure is a game developed by Happy Cow Games and published by Sistersoft Inc. on November the 24th.

Plot
Doctor Bad finds a crystal which he can use to destroy the planet, so he powers a destruction machine that depends on the crystal's energy to do so and leaves the crystal in the earth, Pig finds the crystal and decides to collect enough coins so he has the budget to build a space machine.

Why It Makes you cry like a baby

 * 1) The boxart seems to be made by a five year old in MS Paint.
 * 2) Big plot hole: Why doesn't Pig destroy the crystal if the machine depends on it's energy?
 * 3) Terrible low poly graphics that look like something out of a PS1 game, due to the fact that PIGRENDERINGX is based on a stolen Sega Saturn development kit.
 * 4) Clunky controls, barely moving the left stick makes Pig dash through everything like crazy, speaking of which...
 * 5) Bad collision detection, which is rarely responsive and allows to go through walls and stuff.
 * 6) Extremely boring and repetitive gameplay: All Pig can do is jumping and grabbing things, your mission always is to grab X object and bring it to certain animal to win coins.
 * 7) Empty and reference-less level design, making it easy  to get lost.
 * 8) Tons of loading screens, every time you talk to someone, LOADING, they ask you to be ready, LOADING, you accept, LOADING, you bring the object, LOADING, they thank you, LOADING, and only then you can continue to progress.
 * 9) Glitchy as hell: In the first mission, you're supposed to bring an apple to Mr.Cow, but if you bring him a pineapple instead, the game will think you're in the Ms. Rat mission where you actually have to bring a pineapple, which is the last mission before the last battle, meaning the game can be beaten in 5 MINUTES.
 * 10) Terrible ear-bleeding soundtrack almost on par with Crazy Bus' title screen.
 * 11) While the final battle is fantastic (see TORQ #1), every character has the same ability, making switching between them merely a cosmetic.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) The final battle is cool, with creative platforming and you can switch between characters like Solaris from Sonic 06, despite only Pig being playable in the rest of the game.

Reception
Pig's Adventure was extremely badly received by critics and gamers alike.

Trivia
This was Happy Cow Games' last game before going bankrupt