User:MementosKodama

1="Konnichiwa you magnificent bastards!"

- Filthy Frank
 * -|2="I was 11 years old. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So, the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.""

- Inigo Montoya
 * -|3="Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"

- Clarence Oddbody
 * -|4="Here are the test results: You are a horrible person."

- GlaDOS
 * -|5="My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this."

- Walter White
 * -|6="ratio"

- literally almost every Twitter (Shitter) user
 * -|7="Don't you see? Our reality is restricted by all sorts of things! Our whole history is struggle!"

- Lelouch Lamperouge

Uh... uhm... hello I guess

Uh... nothing to see here... amirite?

Ok nevermind...

Introducing... (WIP)
Hello, fellow person. This is a species. Known to mankind as The Kodama. It is known as a spirit. A tree spirit at least. An unpredictable one too, at least. It's intelligence ranges from a bit smart to incredibly dumb, as it is the only species which its IQ is 100% RNG. It is also known to lurk a lot and it is introverted at most times. Anyways, as us scientists unveil every mystery this spirit has to offer...