Blog:Nintendo Business Practice Co., Ltd. (joke page)

As a present for 2021's Christmas, I've made this masterpiece making fun of the page about Nintendo's "business practices". This one also goes out to all of you PS1 Hagrid non-believers who defended the page's "business practices" title.

"nintendo hate you"

- someordinaryfatindianguy

"Nentedo gud, busNS practices poop"

- poopy interactive software wiki, the subsidiary of quantitipedia

Nintendo Business Practice Co., Ltd. (任天堂ビジネスプラクティス株式会社, Nintendō bijinesupurakutisu kabushiki-gaisha) is an weebland-"based" greedy-ass corporation found in 1985 as mario makers, that stoopeed ass plambre. while nintendo happy nise bestest compy, nintedo bisines praktis is very very very mean stupid poopy head compy. nintendo dont deserve this i'm leterally shaking & crying rn.

why the're suck busine practis
'''note : this all america fault. weebland is bestest! (^_^)''' we havent no idea what happen in NOE but NOEbody cares about them 🤣
 * 1) They protect ip and get rid of fan game. this all donal trumpet fault because he took big shit and name it the dump trump.
 * 2) * 'theyeven copyright themself!!!!!.
 * 3) * they remove kirby remake, but left on new ground.
 * 4) * they kill sml. smh.
 * 5) * they kill man for sating somthing about them, and then played sharty like melloway.
 * 6) maro cart toor have money things that cost lot of money because of nascar make fun of nintendo wifu. animal crosing added too sub servis thank to tomy versety get angy at not saving.
 * 7) they remove mobile game and no gove money back even if you spend money!!.
 * 8) they dont like 3rd party esport event becasue they think games shouldnt be played. jac nicklson sujest this beause he never got hogan casle on nes.
 * 9) lot of switch games are rushed thanks to nintendo business practice folowing todd howard minset of rushing game. it doesn't just works!!
 * 10) they took down full houe tv show. dam you bob sagit
 * 11) * they got caught in riptide and fought mr. x in ssbb match.
 * 12) thet create the create group which rob youtuber. thanks susan woqpalwkcnzmvbejektiguysjmrlgisnrikikikiki.
 * 13) * it shut down but still file copyright claim.
 * 14) they make things limited, which cause craper. this is to be blame on woopy golberg.
 * 15) they and sony copy microsoft paid onlyne, which is rip off. this is phil swift fult.
 * 16) * thanks to ps plus, they also make subscripsion of animal crossing n64 genesis controller and game for 30 dollers.
 * 17) ** sega genesis cost less on e shop. press e to pay respec for e shop.
 * 18) no refund thank to marcus kinklad
 * 19) they port game. mario 3d star is bad because is port of super mario 64,000 pound, sunburnt, and galiskee.
 * 20) according to guy on internet they stalk peiople. WE NOT JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
 * 21) * they capture and intergate lenard nemoy telling him to fess the fuck up. hector got call of lawrew jofe to stop make mod. hot streamr girl sais nintendo will be criticize.
 * 22) * this illegal in erope
 * 23) they remove weeyou game to put on switch.
 * 24) they dont like peple playing old game on rom because pirate of caibean even if they n make monet.
 * 25) * finding old game hard because of shit
 * 26) ** fire emblem hard to find
 * 27) * they add mario rom to vurtual console.
 * 28) * they remove mario bro commoder 64 port for 35 year..
 * 29) ** they also remove super mario 64 from compooter in 2020 making it worster year.
 * 30) * they againsdt emulati.
 * 31) they release aniversary and remake for limited time, making them ripoff of dinsey vault
 * 32) * they did this dring offended little bitch tom hanks virus in 2020. this is tom ankh fault
 * 33) music make them lose control music make them lose control when silvagunner got punched in putt with copyrigh. this wouldnt be problem if it werent for dancing triangle
 * 34) ssbu make characters butt money to get beat up.
 * 35) * this funny on view.
 * 36) *ass ketchup redddem himself and so sis mario when shook sora hank.
 * 37) they ignore critisize!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
 * 38) * they didnot improve pper to pper connesction. thanks bowser
 * 39) * Tboser say that jow con drift not issue despite the drift king drifting out of control because of it. this need to be playable for rtgame ffs.
 * 40) they releease fire emblem shadow and dragon making them unable to learn. what a bunh of friking fricks
 * 41) * transkation had bad dialoge and acting.
 * 42) 2021 they remove dsi games
 * 43) they dont trake cradic card, making them crustaceous chapskeates.
 * 44) illumination cast bad actors for upcoming movie. charlie marty dont voice mario or bald luigi which is insult to injury elephaant oout of room
 * 45) they dont suppor netflix in 2021 on 3ds and wii but stil do on switch.
 * 46) *this justifiy because netflix pedobitch and have pedobith movie.
 * 47) thanks to this company nintendo sucked on the years 1898, 1902, 1904, 1909, 1911, 1912, 1916, 1917, 1923, 1925, 1928, 1932, 1935, 1938, 1942, 1944, 1946, 1948, 1951, 1955, 1960, 1963, 1964, 1968, 1971, 1972, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 1994, 1995, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2002, 2003, 2006, 2009, 2011, 2012, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, and 2021. why you do this nintendo business practice!?????????????!!!!
 * 48) *2020 worst year worst than other year.
 * 49) *they could suck in future.
 * 50) fans dont like them they like nintendo instead, but nintendo business practice hurt reupation.
 * 51) nintendo business practice russia boss "yoshi has hugedick" get angry and buttfuck and yell. shaki blakey make him angr

redemming quality

 * 1) this blame on dug boswer and america. what worse is dog work ofr ea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 2) they sometome listrn to fand for business practixe.
 * 3) they stop crator program.
 * 4) pickman 3 on wii u now.
 * 5) * doneky kong tropical freede remain not on wii u.
 * 6) they bring back dsiware on 3ds.
 * 7) at least they not as bas as sega.
 * 8) they explode romuniverse for being pirace and wanting money.
 * 9) they like mod games on steam proving thay can count t 3.
 * 10) * this because content isnt against them.
 * 11) the give lgbt (Lemme Get a Boneless pizza with Two liter of coke) same payment as straight pelpe.
 * 12) they punch nft mario game from 1up
 * 13) despite nintendo business practice being bad comapny, nintendo is goobd comany. it just business practice, yeash it business practice and america and doge bowswer.
 * 14) nintendo ban netflix because they have common dense.
 * 15) they games great, its just nintendo business practise that suck and nintendo great.
 * 16) dog browser sony and sil phwift called out crapitivicion ceo blubby cocktick for being bad/.

reaction
nitendo (burrgr wersions) make wery bad thing and nobody like. this doug bowser faults if he never comed here NINTENDO WOUD ROK my Socx off. he deserv -1985% on INBD but i stil luv u weebland version i pray ever nite to weebland an you should too DO ITT

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