Blog:Top 5 least favorite video games (King Dice edition)

Hello fellas! King Dice here! A little after my last blog about my favorite games, I thought about the games I disliked. So… Here are my 5 least favorite games, from the ones I just kinda dislike, to the ones I want to send to Oblivion and my rating towards them.

Number 5: Fortnite (Nintendo Switch)
To be honest, I’m not a fan of Shooters, but I like Battle Royale. I knew about this game when I saw my big brother playing it on his PC and when the game became available on the Switch, I decided to install it for him. The main reason why I dislike it is because my twin became so obsessed with the game… that he didn’t allow me to use the Switch and give it a try. And the few times I played it, I got glitches or bugs, toxic players on the round or both.

Even if I dislike it, it is the most overhated on the list, even if it has good things like the graphics, some good dances and nice controllers

Rating: 6/10 and a sticker that says “You Tried”

Number 4: The rhythm game from the Peter Piper Pizza near my house (Arcade)
For those who don’t know, Peter Piper Pizza is a Chuck E. Cheese kind-of-place (Pizza, games and a shitton of tickets), and since I was little, that place has been really special for me, to the point I celebrated 3 of my birthdays there. But even with all the great memories of a 5 year old me playing “The House of the Death 4”, one game in particular made me frustrated every time I played it: the Rhythm game (I forgot how it’s named). Every time I play it, I get an “F” even if I got 80% of the notes in PERFECT! Even if it’s bullshit and extremely hard, the music (the important part) it’s really good, with remixes of classic music, Kpop and more.

''Rating: 5/10 and a BeatSaber gameplay of Magical Doctor

Number 3: Cartoon Network: Battle Crashers (Nintendo Switch)
Oh darling! The abominations are coming!!

On Christmas of 2017, my family got a Nintendo Switch and each one of my siblings and I got a game: my big brother got BOTW, My sister received Mario Odyssey, my twin got Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, and what did the youngest of the family (AKA: me) get for basically Christmas and birthday? This fucking piece of shovelware. With cardboard graphics, unfitting and bland soundtrack, controls that feel like ass and just 6 playable characters with little-to-no references to the 2000, ‘90 or ‘80 shows, this is possibly the most mediocre (not the worst) game I’ve played

''Rating: 2/10 and a marathon of Invader Zim to forget the pain

Number 2: PeTA Browser games / alldoctorgames.com (PC)
When I was little and innocent, I used to ask my mom for permission to play various flash games (she usually said yes) with great gems like the Papa’s Pizzeria franchise, various dressing games (let’s remember that in those times, these games didn’t had bad content) and some Henry Stickim games, basically a good time. But even then, I played Super Chick Sisters, unaware of the people that made it. Fortunately, I never played those surgery games because they didn’t got my attention. Seeing at those games now, makes me feel sick and terrible, because there where little kids that got traumatized by these games and I pray they get delisted for HTML5

Rating: 2/10, a bucket of meat and their doctor’s degree being burned

Before we continue, here are some (dis) honorable mentions and why they aren’t on the top.

Games bad in purpose
Great part of the time, these games are so bad that made me laugh like crazy.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (PC)
Same as last one. It’s so broken that it’s fantastic.

Gacha Life (Mobile)
I like creating OCs there (I don’t do anything bad with it) and some of the content on YouTube is good (unfortunately, I just find heat).

FNaF (Mobile)
I don’t care a lot about those games. I don’t like them, but I also don’t dislike them. I have a lot of respect for Scott, and I feel terrible about him retiring.

Games with illegal/propagandist/offensive content
Haven't played ALL of them for different reasons (like they not being on the platforms I use, some being... well... Illegal or not deciding to play those infamous titles) but they would be number 6. Plus, some of them have decent stuff in terms of gameplay, atmosphere, graphics, etc. (I'm NOT justifying the content nor the existance of this games whatsoever!!)

The honorable mentions have finished, now is time to number one

Number 1: Depression Quest
I know it’s not original, but seriously… Why the fuck does this game exist?! The game is nothing more like one of those 90’s like websites, with elevator music, unrealistic in terms of showing how one is living with depression, an asshole bitch that led someone to suicide and fucked five guys to get good reviews as the developer. Even if they were bad, at least I can consider the rest of the things ranked today “games”, but this? No! It’s a website, that’s what it is…

A FUCKING HORRIBLE WEBSITE!!

This is the Anti-Undertale. This is the Anti-Cuphead, this is the worst video game ever made in my opinion.

''Rating: 0/10 and a session of therapy with an actual psychologist

What do you think? Leave it in the comments, and I hope you have a good time because I left all the poison and bad thoughts I had about my entire life in on this article.