Blog:Nikocado Avocado (joke page)

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For the past 2 months, I've been posting Nikocado Avocado meme videos on the Discord server every day. All of those videos have been building up to this work of art as part of 2022 April fools. "This changed my life, now I'm a skinny person 😭"

- GOWBuuzer

NIKOCADO AVOCADO IS A FAT DUDE WHO LOVES TO EAT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. IT IS THEORIZED THAT HE'S THE TRUE WORLD EATER THAT THE MYTHS IN SKYRIM TALK ABOUT, NOT ALDUIN. THE PROPHET STATED THAT HE WILL ONLY DIE IN PEACE ONCE HE MANAGES TO TRANSCEND INTO GODHOOD TO EAT THE EARTH, AS HIS ETERNAL HUNGER WILL FINALLY BE SOOTHED ONCE AND FOR ALL.

WhY hE's NoT aN aVoCaDo

 * 1) HE EATS A LOT. HE EATS APPROXIMATELY 4 DOZEN TRIPLE BACON CHEESE BURGERS🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔, 100 POUNDS OF FRENCH FRIES🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟, 200 CHICKEN TENDERS🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔, AND 30 GALLONS WORTH OF DIFFERENT SAUCES EVERYDAY. You're probably wondering: how hasn't he got any heart-attacks yet? That answer's simple: THE MORE HE EATS, THE STRONGER HE GROWS. AT THIS POINT, HE'S GOING TO BE UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!!
 * 2) * EVEN THOUGH HE LOVES BEING 80,085 (haha that spells "boobs" in number form) kilograms, HE SOMETIMES COMPLAIN AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sOMETIME HE GO """""""""It's just water weight""""""""", or "It's the treadmill's fault". AREN'T YOU DESTINED TO EAT THE WHOLE EARTH!?!??!?!?! IF YOU WERE LOSING WEIGHT, THEN YOU WOULDN'T ASCENT TO GODHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 3) * Also, he once ate a large raw honeycomb with live bees!!!! HE GOT STUNG 2 DETH, but lived!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 4) He'S AS ANGRY AS HE IS FAT! He constantly screams EVERY TWO SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!. To make matters worse, he HE GOT SO ANGRY THAT HE TWERKED OIN CAMERA!!!!!!!!😡😡😡🤬🤬 HE ALSO  THEN SMACH FOOD WITH BROOM AND FISTS MAKING A HUGE MESS, AND THEN ATE THE BROOK INSTEAD OF FOOD, MAKING A HUGE MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 5) he clickbaitr as he post vidoe of him saying thsat he how yeet to shadow reaml, but it just him eating shotloas of mashed potatoe !!!!!!!!!!!
 * 6) He obnozus and anry and get angy alot in vodoeos. he also angry and make drama.
 * 7) He CANT HANDLE THE HATERS!!!.
 * 8) * He reied to roast pewdiwpie, but HE GOT ROASTED SO POORLY THAT HE WAS FROZEN SOLID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😨😨😨😨🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶☃️☃️☃️
 * 9) * He ALWAYS PLAY VICTIM CARD BY SAYING THA PEPLE are """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""jealous"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of his peak human body performance. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! YEAHM, BECAUSE I WANT TO BE 69,420 POUNDS AND BE A PART OF WIERD AL'S FAT GANG.
 * 10) He manilupalite fellow MUDBUTTFUCKERS. he took pictore of Mukboobs vtuber onlyfans, causing him to ghet soued and be in debt for life, and had his balls stomped on 50 times when he didn't pay debt. Avocado man didn't apologize, resulting in debt collectr shoving hand grenade up avodado asscrach, killing him.
 * 11) * he has a failing marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. da worst part is that this staged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 12) he hate kporn, yet liek mudbang (where one goes outside to fuck mud). making him hyopcrite
 * 13) he pronounced travis scott last name as "Scooter Brother "🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
 * 14) Hefarts and shits alot!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
 * 15) *One time he recited the entire aplhabet by farting!!!!!!!! he shit his pants during the "lmnop" part (of course, who wouldn't?), but like a true champ he kept on going until the end.
 * 16) He hav 5 chanel: nikocado avocado, nikocado avocado 2: electric boogaloo, nikocado avocado 3: snake eater, nikocado avocado4: jafar may need glasses, and nikocado avocado V: expanded and enhanced. that too much!!!!!!!!!!
 * 17) His OnlyFans photos and videos ARE TOO HOT!!!!! HE CAUSE EVERYONE WHO LOOK AT THEM FOR MORE THAN 0.01 NANOSECEND TO VIOLENTLY EJACULATE AND MEKA THEM GO FLYING BACKWARDS..
 * 18) His reason why he is not a Vegan YouTuber anymore is that he thinks vegans are imbalanced, hostile, militant, PSYCHOPATHIC, DERANGED, PURE EVIL, SADISCTIC, MURDEROUS, GENOCIDAL, UGLY, FAT, SHORT, SMELL LIKE COMPLETE ASS, EXPLOSIVE, HAIRIER THAN SASQUACH'S ASS, AND INFERTILE!!!!!!!!! HE IS 100% CORRECT, AND IS JUST FOLLOWING FILTHY FRANK'S PHILOSOPHY!!!!🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠📖📖📖📖📖📖📖📖📖📖📖📖🧑‍🎓🧑‍🎓🧑‍🎓🧑‍🎓🧑‍🎓🧑‍🎓🧑‍🎓🧑‍🎓🧑‍🎓
 * 19) He deleted his vegan videos before 2016, which is A GOOD THING TO DO BECAUSE VEGANISM IS THE BANE OF THE UNIVERSE'S EXISTENCE, AND IS WHY THANOS WENT ON THE PATH TO YEET HALF THE UNIVERSE'S POPULATION (plot twist: tyhe half he erased was vegan!!!!!).
 * 20) HE RODE THROUGH A MINESHAFT, WHICH BECAME A CERITIFIED HOOD CLASSIC.
 * 21) IN ORDER TO BECOME NATURAL AND ORGANIC, HE WENT TO THE WOODS
 * 22) HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SALADS!!!!!🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗
 * 23) HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SALADS!!!!😡😡😡😡😡
 * 24) HE TRIED TO HIDE FROM 3 CREEPERS, BUT GOT BLOWN UP AND DROPPED STACKS OF BREAD, PORKCHOPS, CHICKEN, COOKIES, AND CAKE!!!!!🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰
 * 25) A POLICE VAN AND A MILITARY JET CRASHED INTO HIS HOUSE, CAUSING THE WHOLE PLACE TO EXPLODE, KILLING HIM.
 * 26) WHAT DA DOG DOIN!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶
 * 27) iS HE PURPLE GUY? THAT'S THE ONLY THING I CAN ASSUME ABOUT THIS SINCE HE'S WEARING A PURPLE SHIRT, AND HIS MOUTH IS VERY WEIRD.
 * 28) HE EATS RED STUFF
 * 29) AND WHEN HE EATS RED STUFF, HIS POOP IS RED!!🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
 * 30) HE ONCE ATE TOO MUCH RED STUFF, CAUSING HIM TO GET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. THE PORTA POTTY HE SHITTED IN COULDN'T HANDLE THE RED DIARRHEA, SO IT EXPLODED AND KILLED AVODACO.💥💥💥💥💥💥😭😭😭😭😭😭
 * 31) "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 * 32) HE ASKED FOR EXTRA SAUCE.
 * 33) "STOP FEEDING THE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 * 34) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
 * 35) HE IDENTIFIES AS """"""SKINNY""""""".
 * 36) HE'S THE CHAMPION OF MOBILITY SCOOTER RACING.💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
 * 37) SOMETIME NEXT YEAR, HE WILL FINALLY ASCENED TO GODHOOD. WHEN HE DOES, HE WILL MUKBUTT THE EARTH TO FUFILL THE PROPHECY. UNFORTUNATELY, HE WILL BE SO FAT THAT HE WILL FALL INTO THE SUN AND INCINERATE TO NOTHING.
 * 38) HE HAS A FNAF RIPOFF CALLED "FIVE NIGHTS AT AVOCADO'S".
 * 39) HE IS SCARED OF WEIGHT SCALES.
 * 40) HE BECAME FAT BY PLAYING GENSHIN IMPACT FOR 10 MINUTES.
 * 41) HE GROWS GRASS ON HIS KEYBOARD TO PROVE THAT HE CAN TOUCH GRASS.
 * 42) HE DELETED CLASH ROYALE FROM HIS PHONE.
 * 43) HE BEAT GENSHIN IMPACT 100% EXCEPT FOR THE QUEST WHERE HE HAS TO TAKE A SHOWER, AND UNINSTALLED THE GAME AFTERWARDS.
 * 44) HIS DRIP ALLOWS HIM TO DEFEAT FREDDY FAZBEAR.
 * 45) HE'S THE TRUE MASTERMIND BEHIND DREAM'S CHANNEL. THIS REVELATION CAUSED HIM TO BECOME THE BIGGEST CHANNEL IN THE WORLD.
 * 46) PATRICK BATEMAN IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO ISN'T SUBSCRIBED TO HIM. THIS CAUSED AVOCADO TO FIGHT BATEMAN, BUT BATEMAN EMERGED VICTORIOUS AND KILLED AVOCADO. THIS CAUSED OBAMA GAMING TO BECOME THE BIGGEST CHANNEL IN THE WORLD.
 * 47) FOLLOW HIS TWITTER. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT YOU SHOULD DO IT ANYWAYS.
 * 48) HIS MATRESS IS GARBAGE.
 * 49) HE'S POOR. HE CAN'T AFFORD WAL-MART.
 * 50) HE DROPPED A BURNT FRENCH FRY, WHICH CAUSED HIS HOUSE TO EXPLODE AND KILL HIM.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💥💥💥💥💥💥
 * 51) MR. INCREDIBLE WAS HORRIFIED WHEN HE MET AVOCADO.
 * 52) HE WAS SO TERRIBLE AT NINTENDO SWITCH SPORTS, HE WAS FORCED TO BECOME AN EMPLOYEE AT FREDDY'S PIIZA.👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
 * 53) HE ATE AMOGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why he eat mr amogus!?!?!?!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
 * 54) HE PUSHED 🅿️ AFTER THE ROCK ANGRILY DEMANDED HIM TO DO SO!!!!!🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
 * 55) "POPEYE'S CHICKEN SANDWICH... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡"
 * 56) HE'S ABLE TO DO THE SUSSY BAKA DANCE THANKS TO HAVING ONLY WATER WEIGHT.
 * 57) IT TURNS OUT THAT PREVIOUS POINTER IS A LIE. MY MISTAKE.
 * 58) HE WAS TOO FAT TO DEFEAT THE ROCK, WHICH IS WHY HE SHOULD LOSE SOME WEIGHT.
 * 59) HE GOT A GIRL TOY INSTEAD OF A BOY TOY!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 * 60) HE COMMITED TAX FRAUD, WHICH CAUSED THE ROCK TO THROW HIM IN PRISON WHERE HE GOT BUTTFUCKED EVERYDAY FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS.
 * 61) HE DID LE MONKE'S MOM.
 * 62) AMONG US IS HIS FAVORITE GAME!!!!!! WHAT A NORMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 63) HE WATCHED AN AD FROM BELLY CLASH, WHICH ERASED HIM FROM EXISTENCE.
 * 64) HE WAS ONE OF THE LUCKY 5 TO GET A TICKET TO MR. BEAST'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY. HE INSTANTLY DOVE INTO THE CHOCOLATE RIVER!!! And yes, it is in fact a river of chocolate, not a river of shit.
 * 65) HE ATE A SHITLOAD OF PIZZA FOR FIVE DAYS STRAIGHT, AND BECAME RIPPED.
 * 66) UNFORTUNATELY, HIM BEING RIPPED DIDN'T LAST LONG, AS HE INSTALLED LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, AND BECAME FATTER THAN YOUR MOM (YES, THAT'S SOMEHOW POSSIBLE).
 * 67) HE INVADED TALKING BEN'S ALCHEMY LAB AND BECAME SO POWERFUL THAT HE WAS ABLE TO MUKBANG BEN. RIP BEN.🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦
 * 68) THERE'S A SPIDER ON HIS WINDOW.
 * 69) HE TRIED THROWING A SHOE AT THE SPIDER, BUT HIT HIMSELF INSTEAD AND DIED.
 * 70) HE GOT CANCELLED FOR PLAYING THE SUS AMOGUS THEME SONG ON VIOLIN.
 * 71) HE HAD TO REACT TO A MEATCANYON VIDEO.
 * 72) HE IDENTIFIES AS FAT.
 * 73) HE BROKE HIS WEIGHT SCALE!!! CUZ HE'S FAT OOLOOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️
 * 74) HE WAS SHORT TWO BOXES OF LARGE FRIES AND ORDERED EXTRA CHEESE, BUT DIDN'T GET IT. 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 HE CALLED 911 BECAUSE OF THIS.
 * 75) HE DOESN'T DRINK SWEETS.
 * 76) HE PLAYED COCONUT MALL PERFECTLY BY SMASHING HIS FOOD WITH A BROOM.
 * 77) HIS HAIR IS A MESS. IT LOOKS LIKE A MESSY MESS. IT'S ALL TACO BELL'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮
 * 78) HE CHOCKED TO DEATH ON A TACO WHILE BLINDED BY THE LIGHTS!
 * 79) HE THREW AN EXPLOSIVE BAG OF TACO BELL AT A FELLOW FAT YOUTUBER, WHICH CAUSED HIS CAR TO EXPLODE AND KILL HIM.🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘💥💥💥💥💥💥💣💣
 * 80) HE DRUNK BLEACH, AND  SURVIVED . SCIENTISTS ARE BAFFLED. LEARN HIS SECRET HERE.
 * 81) HE STRAIGHT UP TOLD ISHOWSPEED THAT HE ATE TALKING BEN TO HIS FACE.
 * 82) HE RIPPED THE MIGHTIEST OF ASS IN ISHOWSPEED'S FACE, KILLING ISHOWSPEED. 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
 * 83) HE SUNG ABOUT HASHBROWNS AND DIED.
 * 84) HE ONLY HAD ONE WHOLE PIZZA FOR DINNER ONCE. THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
 * 85) HE ONCE FARTED IN A PLANE, CAUSING THE WHOLE FUCKING THING TO EXPLODE!!!!!!!
 * 86) HE DRUNK A MILKSHAKE FROM THE FEMBOYS. LET'S JUST SAY HE WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!! 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
 * 87) HE DROPPED HIS MCDONALDS!!!!!!!! HE GOT ANGRY AND DROPPED EVEN MORE, AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈
 * 88) Cheyenne Jasmine does a great impression of him. How is a reason why he's not an avocado you ask? BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
 * 89) HE CAN GET MALARIA FROM MOSQUITO, AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!
 * 90) HE'S GONNA WADDLE TO THE TREE🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳
 * 91) IF THE BENCH HE SAT ON BROKE, THEN HE'S CALLING CORPORATE!!!!
 * 92) HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A BIRD, HE LOOKS LIKE A PIG.🐦❌
 * 93) HE VIEWS EXERSISE AS AN EXORCIST.
 * 94) THE CICADAS WON'T SHUT UP, THEY'RE TOO LOUD FOR AVODADO MAN.
 * 95) HE'S GETTING FAT, AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY!!!!!!!
 * 96) *HE BELIEVES IT'S FROM THE SUN.
 * 97) HE'S VERY TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW, AND YOU BETTER NOT CALL HIM A KAREN WHEN HE'S TRIGGERED (EVEN THOUGH HE TOTALLY IS)!!!!!!!!!!
 * 98) THE BUSHES REMIND HIM OF SALADS, AND HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SALADS!!.
 * 99) HE DROPPED HIS SAUCE BOWL, WHICH CAUSED HIM TO DIE.
 * 100) HE'S CALLING CORPORATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢
 * 101) HE'S PERFECTLY HEALTHY!!!
 * 102) HE WOULD'VE GOTTEN THE WORLD RECORD IN MINECRAFT'S "EAT A SHITLOAD OF FOOD" SPEEDRUN CATEGORY, BUT HE DRANK POISON AND DIED.☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
 * 103) HE TURNED A FAT CAT INTO A CAT COPTER OVER A MCDONALDS MEAL.
 * 104) HE GOT HIT BY A CHICKEN NUGGET AND SPRAYED BY WATER, WHICH KILLED HIM.🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😵😵😵😵
 * 105) HE SLAMMED HIS DESK AND CAUSE A WORLDWIDE EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!
 * 106) "JEEPERS CREEPERS"
 * 107) HE GOT KILLED BY A SHARK WHILE ATEMPTING MR. BEAST'S UNDERWATER CHALLENGE. HA, WHAT A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈
 * 108) HE BROKE HIS BROOM WHILE RAGING AT KFC.
 * 109) HE GOT ANOTHER GIRL TOY, WHICH CAUSED HIM TO STOMP ON IT. UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, THE TOY WAS A LANDMINE, DO IT EXPLODED AND KILLED HIM WHEN HE STEPPED ON IT.
 * 110) HE GOT SCAMMED TRYING TO GET FREE ROBUX THAT COSTED 10💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
 * 111) HE WENT TO THE KRUSTY KRAB AND GOT A SMALL SALAD INSTEAD OF A DOUBLE TRIPLE BOSSY DELUXE ON A RAFT 4X4 ANIMAL STYLE, EXTRA SHINGLES WITH A SHIMMY AND A SQUEEZE, LIGHT AXLE GREASE, CRYING, BURNT, AND SWAM. THE SMALL SALAD TURNED HIM SKINNY. TO THANK SPONGEBOB, AVOCADO GAME SPONGEBOB HIS COPY OF GENSHIN IMPACT, WHICH CAUSED SPONGEBOB TO BECOME FAT.
 * 112) BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE ABOVE, MR. INCREDIBLE SENT MISSLES TO HIS LOCATION TO KILL HIM.
 * 113) HE CHASED AFTER SPONGEBOB OVER A PIZZA TO GET HIS FAT INTAKE.
 * 114) HE WAS MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS STUFFING HIS FACE WITH AN IN-&-OUT BURGER, BUT THE ROCK THREW A GRENADE UNDER HIS CAR, EXPLODING HIS CAR AND KILLING HIM.
 * 115) HE FINALLY ADMITTED THAT IT WASN'T WATER WEIGHT ALL ALONG, AND SO HE WENT ON A DIET TO LOSE WEIGHT. THIS ACTION WOULD LEAD TO WORLD PEACE.
 * 116) NOPE, NEVERMIND. HE'S STILL FUCKING FAT.🍕🍔🍟🌭🍿🥓🥚🍳🧇🥞🧈🍞🥐🥨🥯🥖🫓🧀🥙🥪🌮🌯🫔🥫🍖🍗🥩🍠🥟🥠🥡🍱🍘🍙🍚🍛🍜🦪🍣🍤🍥🥮🍢🧆🥘🍲🫕🍝🥣🥧🍦🍧🍨🍩🍪🎂🍰🧁🍫🍬🍭🍡🍮🍯

All you can eat buffet qualities

 * 1) HE WAS SKINNY, BUT AS YOU CAN VERY CLEARLY SEE, THAT'S NOT THE CASE ANYMORE.
 * 2) HE'S GOOD AT PLAYING THE VIOLIN, ESPECIALLY WHEN HIS VIOLIN IS FULL OF PIZZA.
 * 3) HE'S A GREAT EXAMPLE OF WHY YOU SHOULD NOT EAT 100 MCDONALDS MEALS EVERYDAY.

Reception
Despite being praised as one of the best fuckbang YooTooberz out there, Purple Guy has been panned for eating too much and saying "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" too much. He is often regarded as the "white version" of Big Smoke becaue of him eating an ungodly amount of food everyday.

VIDEOS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO CALL CORPORATE TO PRAISE HOW MASTERFUL THEY ARE
Kracc Bacc's Avocado Chronicles webseries

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