User:Unnamedgoon

I'm those random guys you kill in any game.

Biography

 * Full Name: 93203294029382302, texture in the coding.
 * Businesses: Hired gun, taxi driving, firefighting, vigilanting, RC racing, street racing, package collecting, stunt jumping, etc.
 * Birth date: 1951
 * Gender: Attack helicopter, sexually identified by the SRS Scientists and Joel from Vinesauce. However, I identify as a table.
 * Species: Same as above.
 * Relatives: Morgan Merryweather (twisted brother from the alternate dimension)
 * Likes: Money, money, money, money, remember the priiiiiice tag.
 * Dislikes: Breadlosers
 * Appearances: GTA Rio, GTA Rio Stories


 * Voiced by: Donald John Trump (GTA Rio), Joana D'arc (GTA Rio Stories)

The Boy Who Dressed As a Banana, Played the Accordion On a Swing and Fucking Died, the newest suspense-romance hybrid on shelves, by Thomas "Unnamedgoon" Vercetti
I remember everything like it was yesterday. I remember how radiant the child was, moments before the tragedy of his life. I remember the banana suit he wore, to represent his feelings of acceptance towards the world's changes, as bananas were, are and will always be very popular aliments.

He carried an accordion, a box-shaped musical instrument of the bellows-driven free-reed aerophone type. In that moment, he began playing a professional, yet ear-bleeding symphony. I could feel all that was happening inside of him, his emotions, his problems, his joy, his sorrow. He sat on a swing, in order to obtain a better aerodynamic and perhaps more inspiration for his cacophony. The few moments in where he was able to realize both objectives were simply cringeworthy. However, as long as men have greed in their hearts, tragedies will happen.

All of a sudden, the immense depression in his heart and mind were replaced by despair and confusion. He was no longer in contact with the swing. He knew that he would not be able to regain his position, but he bravely stood until the end.

Seconds later, the horrible sound of an accordion halted.

He was dead. He was fucking dead.

Reception
"Simply terrifying"

- Morgan Merrywether, The Liberty Tree

"I regretted it with a passion"

- Ken Dellamonica, Vice Times

"3/10. Too much sadness"

- IGN

Gallery
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