The You Testament

The You Testament is a bible game made by MDickie on December 2008 for Microsoft Windows, 10 years later the game was later ported to mobile on December 22, 2018.

PC Version

 * 1) Limited character customization.
 * 2) The controls are again poor, since the game is running from MDickie's Wrestling Engine.
 * 3) Like Hard Time, this game has a sanity meter once it goes down, your character will breakdown crying and remain to be uncontrollable for a while. Which can be annoying.
 * 4) The wire-frame vision is very creepy and weird.
 * 5) If your meditation meter is down, the only power you have is to blow up people.
 * 6) If you have a giant character and if you end up crucified on the cross. Your character's nails on their arms are not on the cross properly.
 * 7) Many of the quotes on the loading scenes, aren't from the bible at all.
 * 8) The court system in this game is cruel, sometimes your character will end up losing limbs which results in your character walking slower, but the most cruelest one is your character getting his eyes gouged out which results in your controls being reversed and your character falls over. Thankfully the mobile version removed decapitation from it.

Mobile Version

 * 1) Despite the game having more powers, many of the powers are recycled from Super City.
 * 2) Leftover assets from MDickie's other mobile games are still there. Meaning you can make a character from the future/present time during the New Testament time, which doesn't make that much sense.
 * 3) The game has frame-rate issues, even on mid-ranged devices.
 * 4) Lack of music in-game, despite there being music in the menu.
 * 5) If you disfigure a character, they will turn into a zombie. While it is a way to make them look ugly, they still act like zombies by eating your flesh and cannot be killed unless they are decapitated like in Extra Lives.
 * 6) False Advertising: The icon of the game is in 3D, yet the game is actually in 2D
 * 7) The cutscenes are broken in this version, sometimes they will activate way later then they should or sometimes not work at all. And this mainly happens because of a character that is required in a cutscene is fighting with someone else, or is far away.
 * 8) There is a bug where if you end up in the arena on accident, you have to fight in there. Despite you not being punished.

Overall

 * 1) The idea of you being in the New Testament time with Jesus, sounds good on paper. But it is poorly executed.
 * 2) The Roman Guards constantly ask you to pay the tax, which can get annoying since most of the time you are trying to beat the story of the game. Failing to do so results in you getting arrested and going to court.
 * 3) The game is mostly offensive to Christians, Muslims, and religion alike.
 * 4) The game is pretty short, and can be beaten in 1 hour or less.

PC Version

 * 1) The graphics while bad, is a improvement from MDickie's other PC games since the characters now have moving eyes.
 * 2) There are cheats in this version, in which can help you fill up the sanity meter.
 * 3) Great soundtrack, despite being generic. And it actually plays in-game, unlike the Mobile Version.

Mobile

 * 1) There is a better character customization system in this version.
 * 2) You have more powers if your mediation meter is low on red, and many of them are cool. Despite them being evil to use.
 * 3) The A.I for the Roman Guards are improved, since now they can chase after you instead of walking after you.
 * 4) The story is a lot longer than the PC Version.
 * 5) *In fact, this version also has a level select, in which you can choose which part of the main story you can play. Which is useful.
 * 6) There is no sanity meter for this version, which is great. However one part of the main story, your character will be uncontrollable for a bit.

Videos
Jaru's The You Testament Playthrough playlist

ChipCheezumLP's The You Testament Playthrough playlist

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