Angry Birds (NES)

Angry Birds, also known as Angry Bird 3, is an unlicensed puzzle game based on the mobile game of the same name. It was developed and published by Nice Code Software, and could have been released on March 23, 2012.

Why It's Angry

 * 1) First off, before we even boot up the game. Like most bootleg games, this is a poor unofficial NES port of a game originally released on iOS, that was released in 2009, while the NES port has been released 3 years later, and the NES was discontinued worldwide in 2003. The NES does not support the real-time physics that Angry Birds uses, because of old hardware, and also, that console was first released in 1983, which makes it an extremely old platform to make games for, which in fact was released 26 years before the original Angry Birds. Why would they make an NES port of a modern game into a cartridge and actually charge money for it? They could've only made it into a ROM instead, so people would download and play it for free, so it's absolutely pointless to pay for the cartridge, especially because the original port of Angry Birds is free to download.
 * 2) Right before the actual gameplay itself, there is a thing that should be already mentioned. It is the title screen, which looks pretty weird. Red somehow doesn't have his mouth open, unlike the original one's logo. Also, the "A" in the title looks like "H", which can confuse people into thinking if this is called "Angry Birds", "Hngry Birds", or even "Hungry Birds" because they would think there is a typo in the text. Not to mention, the sky is black, and there is no ground.
 * 3) The soundtrack is god-awful and is a horrendous cacophony show, which makes you want to throw the speakers/headphones out of the window to avoid listening to the game's theme. There is only one song that plays through the entire game, and it doesn't stop. Not to mention, it also sounds very annoying, which could make your ears want to actually hide themselves, due to how ear-bleeding the soundtrack is. Also, the music sounds like it was co-composed by Makon Soft, rather than just Nice Code.
 * 4) *Not to mention, the theme is also 10 seconds long, and after it finishes playing, it plays all over again, similar to Hong Kong 97.
 * 5) There is something that you would expect easily from a bootleg game, which are bad graphics. And unsurprisingly, Angry Birds on the NES throws them at your eyes. The graphics are pretty much very barebones, and they are on par with The Lion King on NES' graphics, especially since they look very similar to each other.
 * 6) *The sprites are abysmal, especially the pigs' sprites. They look like they have very small eyes, rather than normal ones. Also, none of the characters use different sprites, as each one of them uses the same sprite.
 * 7) *In the stage select screens, for some strange reason, Chuck is white, instead of yellow, and Red looks like he is dark yellow a little, rather than red.
 * 8) False advertising: The stage select screens show Chuck and Bomb, but in the gameplay, they are not seen anywhere. The only characters that are in the game are Red and the pigs, and that's it. There are no other characters you can see in the game, not even in other levels.
 * 9) While it is understandable why you can't use the touch screen to aim Red, since the NES doesn't have it, the controls are actually atrocious. Aiming Red can be frustrating, especially since the slingshot works differently from the original. Because of this, you can miss the pig easily. You must be very good at aiming Red with atrocious controls, or else you won't win a level.
 * 10) Terrible framerate. After you fire Red, the background moves slowly, and looks like it jitters, much like Doom on the SNES. But somehow, when the background scrolls back to the slingshot, it actually moves normally, unlike when you fire Red from the slingshot.
 * 11) The ending screen is very lazy. All it shows it just a black background with the word "CONGRATULATIONS" slapped into it. That's it, nothing else. This ending screen is also possibly one of the worst ending screens that can be seen in a bootleg game.
 * 12) Everytime Red hits a pig, he just disappears along with it. The same thing happens when you hit a block, like if Red was glass that makes him break after he hits a block or pig.
 * 13) The game is very short. It only has 4 acts, with only several levels, about 5 of them. After you beat the final level in act 4, the game just ends. And no, it doesn't include any secret levels, due to lack of effort put to Angry Birds on the NES.

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