Blog:Kill the Sailor Senshi's (Fake game Dready 😉)

Note: This games aren't real this blog is made to be a joke so please don't take it seriously. But most important of all: Alot of you may already know that i actually really really REALLY like Sailor Moon and i'm a huge fan of the series, so this blog is not made to bash the franchise.

The Kill the Sailor Senshi's series (referred to as Mission Sailor in the title screens) is a series of html5 browser games created by L0, based on the Popular shojo Manga and Anime series Sailor Moon there are 5 games in this series one featuring each of the Sailor Senshis (Excluding Sailor Bubba, Sailor Chibi Chibi Moon, Chibiusa/Sailor Chibi Moon/Mini Moon, the outer Sailor Senshi's and the Sailor Starlights) being titled Kill Sailor Moon (Usagi Tsukino), Kill Sailor Mercury (Ami Mizuno), Kill Sailor Mars(Rei Hino), Kill Sailor Jupiter (Makoto Kino) and Kill Sailor Venus (Minako Aino).

Why They Suck

 * 1) The elephant in the room, the game's concept is just completely stupid, as in the games you kill the inner Sailor Senshi's from Sailor Moon In gory, Bloody, Grotesque and absolutely disgusting ways, it's obvious who made the game is a hater of the Sailor Moon franchise, The game is an insult to fans of the franchise and even none fans, in fact the games seem to take themselves way too seriously.
 * 2) The mission briefings just tell you kill the Sailor Senshi's and that's it, not to mention it doesn't give you a proper reason why you would kill them, It's obvious the creator is some sort of toxic hater.
 * 3) The game even insults the girls in stupid ways, by calling Usagi (Moon) a bun-head, Ami (Mercury) a nerd, Rei (Mars) a bitch, Makoto (Jupiter) a whore and Minako (Venus) a dumbass. Which is stupid because they didn't do anything wrong.
 * 4) * Also the game said that Makoto (Sailor Jupiter) looked like its senpai who broke its heart
 * 5) There is no gameplay at all, most of the time the game does everything by itself, No difficulty No nothing, the game is just a interactive movie.
 * 6) The audio is taken from other sources like the anime and other games like Doom and GTA IV (Basically Niko Bellic's lines).
 * 7) * the music is also unfitting, consisting nothing else but the first english opening of Dragon Ball GT, Edgy rap music, Tekashi 6ix9ine's songs and Random Death Metal music from Awful bands.
 * 8) * Also the Title song of all the games is this
 * 9) The games are broken, sometimes killing the girls is absolutely impossible due to the fact mouse clicks won't even register properly.
 * 10) The Final 2 games (Kill Sailor Jupiter and Venus) Are the only 2 to have keyboard inputs as all the previous games are just mouse clicks.
 * 11) The games are incredibly short, due to the fact, that you just kill them in instantaneous ways.
 * 12) The graphics are horrible, as most of the drawn assets are just simple shapes.
 * 13) If you fail to kill in the final game the game insults you by saying You're a big dumbass Go fuck yourself!!.
 * 14) It tries so hard to be edgy due to it's gory content and other reasons, but it doesn’t help the fact you kill cute and funny girls and one of them wears a fucking red ribbon.
 * 15) For some reason in the Kill Sailor Venus one the title screen shows Sailor V instead of the actual Sailor Venus.
 * 16) The way how you kill the girls is just both gross and absolutely hard to watch in different ways:
 * 17) * In the Moon game, you shoot her with a shotgun, which then you cut her arms with a chainsaw and chop half of her head with a machete, the end screen is also grotesque, as it shows her stabbed through a stick on a fire to be burned and eaten (Implying that the killer is a cannibal).
 * 18) * In the Mercury game, you trap her with a rope, then she's strapped on a device, and then you beat her up with a stick, then you use the electric wires, to electrocute her, by each and each step you increase the velocity to the point she explodes in million pieces.
 * 19) * In the Mars game, you pretty much beat her up with a sword, making holes on her body that make her bleed, and then add the end you poor toxic gas on her to turn her into a skeleton.
 * 20) * In the Jupiter game, Knock her out 6 times after that you see her with her stomach bleeding, then you take out a nail and a hammer, and put the nails in her eyeballs, ears and mouth then you pour her with gas throw a fire stick and burn her.
 * 21) * In the Venus game, you slap her 10 times, then you Punch her hard 10 times as well, then you pick up a knife and cut a hole in her arm, then you eat her hair ribbon and shave her head off, then you turn her into a barbie doll, Frozen doll or a bratz doll depending of what you choose.
 * 22) * With all those reasons this death scenes are just extremely hard to watch and be hardly unseen especially if you're a fan of the franchise.

Trivia

 * The creator of these games is a big fan of Barbie, Frozen and Bratz and thinks that the girls from Bratz, Frozen and Barbie are beautiful and that the girls from Sailor Moon are uglier than Trevor from Gta V
 * In Kill Sailor Mercury, right before you completely kill her originally you would undress her and she'll be naked, however it was removed and her clothes are kept on in the actual game, as the creator feared the game would have a Adults Only rating.