Blog:Hosts Vs. Objects (Arcade Knockoff) (FAKE GAME) (LordOfSpaghetti)

"Alrighty, contestants! Today's challenge is to survive this hot garbage fire of such an atrocious arcade knockoff!"

- Four from jacknjellify's video: Arcade Bootleg Based on BFDI...

Hosts Vs. Objects: Arcade Action! was a knock-off bootleg arcade game based on its good PVZ (Plants Vs. Zombies) clone, Hosts Vs. Objects. It was developed by Blocky's Funny Doings International. Although an arcade game based on Object Shows seems really neat, this one doesn't do it so well...

Why It Sucks
And after all that, you are only given 5 coins.
 * 1) To bring out the elephant in the room, this game is a rip-off of an already good clone which was based on an already good game. Single Handedly, this arcade game managed to do the impossible by killing two birds with one stone.
 * 2) It removes everything the clone and original game had in its charm, being the tower-defense gameplay. Instead of that, you are just destroying Objects mindlessly going left and right with Hosts at the bottom shooting at the Objects.
 * 3) Instead of all the Hosts from the original game, it uses only 5 of them. Those being Announcer, Mephone 4, Four, Gamey and Window.
 * 4) The entire game (yes, really), is a reskin of 2 rip-off arcade games being Plants Vs. Zombies and Crazy Birds (Angry Birds rip-off). This game completely doesn’t just scrape to the bottom of the barrel, it literally cuts a hole in it and continues digging down.
 * 5) The animation done to the objects are completely lazy and seem like they were badly motion tweened, an example would be how they move their arms like malfunctioning robots.
 * 6) Speaking of the objects, most of them have weird clones that downright make no sense:
 * 7) *There is a Firey clone who is blue and wears shades while dancing.
 * 8) *There is a Pen clone who mainly looks like a detective while spinning his pocket watch.
 * 9) *There is a swole-armed Tea Kettle.
 * 10) *An Evil Leafy who is designed like Elvis Prestley, what does Evil Leafy have to do with Elvis Prestley?
 * 11) *There is a Book clone who looks like a gangster with a bearded chin.
 * 12) *There is a Leafy clone who dons a yellow Fisherman holding a lantern.
 * 13) *Another Pen clone designed like a cigarette.
 * 14) *There are 18 different recoloured Balloons and Bubbles.
 * 15) *There is a Flower clone who is dressed like a schoolgirl, WHAT!?
 * 16) *sigh A Blocky who has the body of Hulk.
 * 17) *There are many clones of Ruby based on the crystal gems from Steven Universe.
 * 18) *Salt & Pepper clones where they are dressed as fancy gentlemen-I MEAN gentleladies.
 * 19) *Judge Gavel clone which is the laziest out of all, he is just a hammer.
 * 20) *A Nickel/Coiny clone in which they are designed to be a mouse.
 * 21) *A Globe clone which is based on Tatooine from Star Wars.
 * 22) *A Knife clone based on Jason Voorhees.
 * 23) *A Soap clone dressed like a gymnast.
 * 24) *Other than the Evil Leafy clone, there is another one where the MePhone 4S is based on Micheal Jackson, yes the KING OF POP.
 * 25) *A zombie-like Match who has her red bud on fire and some of her parts chewed out.
 * 26) *A Firey clone based on Bomby.
 * 27) There are some objects which aren’t weird, but are downright obscure. And we’re not making this up, these are: Gun, Rifle, Cigarette (not the Pen Clone) and an Anonymous Mask.
 * 28) Taking from WIS reason 5, the animation looks like that of early BFDI and Inanimate Insanity, only that it was mixed in a blender, chewed, digested on and later puked out to form the monstrosity this game apparently calls, “Animation”.
 * 29) Although hard to see, apparently a blood splatter comes out of an object whenever you kill one.
 * 30) The minigames aren’t anywhere as good as the gameplay:
 * 31) *There is a “Balloony Pop” minigame which is just the normal gameplay but with many Balloony clones going around the screen.
 * 32) *A insanely and crazily hard minigame where players need to protect Firey from a “Teardrop Family Reunion''. Firey tends to lose too much health because he keeps moving around, making it hard for players to keep track of Firey.
 * 33) *A Bomby minigame which is really easy. You need to spray water at the Bombys which can be cheesed easily by just spraying left and right. It basically becomes impossible to lose if there are 4 players.
 * 34) *A maze game where you escape from Evil Leafy and in fact, the maze is quite easy. There are no small gaps or whatsoever.
 * 35) The gameplay doesn’t change up at all. Yup, other than the minigames, there are no boss fights, no sudden gameplay change out of the shoot-em-up and also no other things that make the game replayable for hours.
 * 36) The gameplay is also extremely repetitive, you shoot a bunch of objects until time runs out, play or activate a minigame and then shoot a bunch of objects again. Rinse and repeat.
 * 37) False advertising: Although it shows genuine and actual gameplay footage, the actual false thing here is that they state that this game is official by using the logo without permission.
 * 38) If you count the weird object clones, there are an obnoxious amount of more than 1000 objects to defeat.
 * 39) Some of the objects here are just vectors.
 * 40) The game sound effects get super repetitive to the point where it will bury deep into your mind.
 * 41) The objects here are incredibly weak, some normal ones take around 2-3 hits, while bigger and tougher ones take around 5-7 hits.
 * 42) *Some of them can even be one-shotted!
 * 43) Just like the Plants Vs. Zombies arcade game, it completely defeats the whole purpose of defending yourself from a huge mob. Instead, it just becomes oversimplified to just a mindless shoot-em-up game.
 * 44) The game can actually lag from the amount of stuff happening.
 * 45) Believe it or not, this made some OSC quit playing Hosts Vs. Objects because of this game.
 * 46) The game’s traction got so popular some creators like the Haung Brothers (BFDI), Adam Katz (II) and Niall Burns (OO) even reviewed and stated that it was bad (except for Burns who thought it was kinda decent).
 * 47) This game used to have an impossible tutorial, which can’t be even beaten without all 4 players.
 * 48) *First off, right off the bat, you are already given 3 Teardrops which immediately walk very fast all over the place and basically they will attack the van if not fast enough.
 * 49) *Next, the Announcers don't do anything.
 * 50) *As already mentioned, the game gives an absurd amount of Teardrops. First you got like 3 and then after that you get 5 more and soon, outta nowhere you gotta fight around 15-20 of them. Hell, even Plants Vs. Zombies 2 hard levels were even easier on the zombies than this!
 * 51) *Also, there was a boss fight (and the only one found in the entire game) revolving around a giant Teardrop. It had around 100 hits and took forever to beat due to it being able to heal itself every 2 seconds, even with 4 players.
 * 1) The arcade can pretty much give up to a maximum of 100 Real-Life tickets. It can sound much and really good, it is actually really easy to get that amount. You just gotta keep shooting the ones that give you a lot of points.
 * 2) The point gaining system is kinda weird too, you get:
 * 3) *1 point for each time you shoot.
 * 4) *2 points for hitting an object.
 * 5) *5 points for destroying an object.
 * 6) *10 points for defeating special glowing objects.
 * 7) *50 points for activating an object’s minigame.

Good Qualities

 * 1) The game doesn’t exist HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!