Blog:Sonic 3CD & Knuckles & Knuckles (joke page)

NOTE: This game is fake, and is based on a meme made by SomecallmeJohnny.

Sonic 3CD & Knuckles & Knuckles is a video game developed by Sonic Team and published by Sega for the Sega Genesis and Sega CD. Although, it wasn't known to the public until 2010, when Youtuber SomecallmeJohnny discovered the game by accident when he wanted to play all of the classic Sonic games at once.

Sonic 3CD & Knuckles & Knuckles can be played by putting in mh:awesomegames:Sonic the Hedgehog 2, mh:awesomegames:Sonic CD, and mh:awesomegames:Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles into one system.

Plot
Sonic has taken all of the hentai from the residents of South Island, keeping it for himself. It's up to Dr. Eggman to stop him.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The plot is incredibly nonsensical, even by the Sonic franchise's standards.
 * 2) * Why would Sonic steal hentai from various people? It seems so selfish of him to do that. Furthermore, this shows that Sonic is a huge pervert, in contrast to him being disinterested in dating girls.
 * 3) * The so-called "hentai" doesn't even look like hentai, and looks more like People magazine with Sonic's face pasted over it.
 * 4) The gameplay is a huge departure from other Sonic games, as instead of running fast like Sonic, Dr. Eggman swings from vine to vine, similar to games like Pitfall! and Jungle Hunt. While it makes sense that Eggman wouldn't play anything like Sonic, the vine swinging gameplay is very ill-suited for him, and it's a missed opportunity for him to use his Egg Mobiles and badniks to take down Sonic's evil minions.
 * 5) There are over 12000 levels in the game, which is way too many. Combined with the unconventional gameplay, this game becomes boring really fast and takes over 5 to 6 hours to complete.
 * 6) * SomecallmeJohnny found an exploit that allows him to skip straight to the final confrontation with Sonic, beating the game in less than 5 minutes with cheats.
 * 7) Getting the Chaos Emeralds doesn't turn Dr. Eggman super, but rather gives him a new move: Breakdancing Eggman, which is useless outside of the final battle.
 * 8) It is mandatory to get all Chaos Emeralds in order to defeat Sonic, as without them, Sonic will effortlessly defeat Eggman by knocking him out of the ring and into the Jello.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The music is very good.
 * 2) The Knuckles twins are pretty entertaining characters, with Beatnik Knuckles reciting poetry and Rastafarian Knuckles playing the bongos and smoking weed.
 * 3) Although the Breakdancing Eggman move is ineffective outside of the final battle, it does look cool.
 * 4) It's interesting to see a Sonic game where Dr. Eggman is the hero and Sonic is the villain, despite the ridiculous story.

Reception
Sonic 3CD & Knuckles & Knuckles was completely obscure and only a select few people knew about it (mainly the people at Sega) until 2010, when SomecallmeJohnny reviewed the game to wrap up his "Month of Sonic 2". Despite calling it one of the best games he's ever played, he gave the game a 1.0/10 rating.