Blog:Another hypothetical bad game

Super DoLo Force is a 2008 Chinese “video game” released by DoLo’s.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) EVERYTHING about the game is stolen. DoLo’s voice samples are stolen from Sonic’s voice from mh:awesomegames:Sonic Heroes, with the voice pitched up to Chipmunk-level in an attempt to try to hide it, the jump sounds are inexplicably stolen from mh:awesomegames:Super Mario 64, and all the music is various themes from popular TV shows (e.g. the first level uses the theme from The Beverly Hillbillies). The graphics are also stolen from various games. Even DoLo’s design is plagiarized from the 2007 live-action adaptation of mh:awfulmovies:Alvin and the Chipmunks.
 * 2) Hideously broken gameplay.
 * 3) The characters are despicably unlikable. DoLo spends his time abusing his “friends” for no reason, and would go so far as to kill INNOCENT CHILDREN just for kicks. Even the “villains” are more likable!
 * 4) Horrible story that could’ve easily been avoided.
 * 5) If you stand still for THREE SECONDS, you die.