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Mighty Bland Shovelware(d) '06: Crossroads & Showdown 76 - Fallout Forces: Rise of Jake Conway: Over the Road Racing 64 is a 1999 platform game developed by Sonic Team and published by Sega for the Sega Saturn, PlayStation, Nintendo 64, Microsoft Windows, Dreamcast, PlayStation 2 and GameCube. The game was released on August 9th, 1999, exactly one month before the Dreamcast launched in America. The Dreamcast version was a launch title, and the PS2 and GameCube versions were released in 2002.

Plot
You play as a boy named Leo, who is a fucking cunt and ungrateful dick who later fucks up to a circus with a clown named Bland who introduces him to the world of Shovelware(d).

Gameplay
You walk and jump.

Why It Fucking Sucks

 * 1) Toilet humor
 * 2) Bad controls
 * 3) Shitty graphics
 * 4) This game exists
 * 5) The game title is hilariously bad
 * 6) The gameplay is non-existent
 * 7) The very fact that it was created by Sonic Team, instead of Artoon
 * 8) The very fact that it was published by Sega, instead of SquareSoft
 * 9) It's overpriced at 13489 dollars
 * 10) Fucking terrible collision detection in the same level of Big Motherfucking Rigs
 * 11) RareWare did not work on it, which guarantees qualitatively similar to Bubsy 3D
 * 12) Unlike Mario who died on March 31, 2021, this still exists!
 * 13) This is a certified bruh moment

Redeeming Goddamn Qualities

 * 1) 2 + 2 = 4
 * 2) The mere fact that I am the creator of this blog
 * 3) I had butter for breakfast today without bread!
 * 4) The Dreamcast, PS2 and GameCube versions are MASSIVE improvements over the original versions.
 * 5) Even Todd Howard hates this garbage!

Reception
It received 0/100 on Metacritic

Trivia

 * Seriously, I am the creator of this page

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