Blog:Pituckos

Pituckos The Cockatiel is a narcissistic cockatiel who lives with PituckosTheCockatiel, the most villainous user in Qualitypedia's Wiki.

Why He Sucks More Than A Black Hole

 * 1) To get the elephant out the room, He started smoking since the age of 3 (which is 11 years old in human years).
 * 2) Like PituckosTheCockatiel (user), He is braindead.
 * 3) * He thinks that his bell is a hat.
 * 4) * He thinks that his reflection on his mirror is a real cockatiel.
 * 5) * He thinks that the earth is a square.
 * 6) * He thinks that he is a pokemon and the pre-evolution of Giratina.
 * 7) * He eats everything he sees. He even eats objects like wood or ds stylus.
 * 8) He supports microtransactions and loot boxes in videogames and thinks that they should be on movies too.
 * 9) He likes awful things as his favorite videogame is Big Riggs Over The Road and Superman 64, his favorite movie is Rapsittie Street Kids Believe in Santa and The Room, his favorite tv show is High Guardian Spice, his favorite anime is Sword Art Online, Cory In The House and Monsuno, and his favorite music artist is Yoko Ono.
 * 10) He is a narcissist and his Ego is bigger than all the suns in our Galaxy.
 * 11) * He thinks he is the sexiest man in our whole universe and that nobody is sexier than hin.
 * 12) * He constantly flexes his property in Cockatielgram.
 * 13) * He wants to marry himself.
 * 14) * He has made 998 songs about himself and almost all of them are either named Pituckos Is Beautiful or Pituckos is the greatest living being in the world.
 * 15) ** He also thinks that he makes better music than Michael Jackson.
 * 16) * He kisses his shadow and his reflection, No seriously He kisses his shadow and his reflection.
 * 17) * He made a religion based of him called Pituckism, NO SERIOUSLY HE MADE A RELIGION ABOUT HIMSELF.
 * 18) He used to pick fights in the street constantly but now he stopped because he always loses.
 * 19) He sold his Nintendo Switch for an Amiga CD32.
 * 20) Not only he plays pay to win games but also is a whale as he spends 1090290€ a day at Raid Shadow Legends alone, think the money he spends on other pay to win games.
 * 21) He thinks Superman from Justice League is the second hottest guy in the world.
 * 22) He is an edgelord.
 * 23) He still uses a dos computer to this day.
 * 24) He supports Families Utilizing Conservative Knowledge.
 * 25) He made an internet group called Pituckos is the greatest which a group that does nothing at all, They just exist
 * 26) * Not to mention that the name of his group is another example of his massive ego
 * 27) He is unbelievably woke as he got offended for discovering that he is a white face pied male cockatiel.
 * 28) *He is also good friends with Offended Little Bitch Tom Hanks.
 * 29) *He wants to join Breadtube.
 * 30) He is also delusional as he believes that the world is run by evil Lovebirds.
 * 31) He likes the overly attached girlfriend meme meaning he is a necrophile as this meme is dead.
 * 32) He watches anime.
 * 33) * Not only that but he also buy body pillows with lewd anime cockatiel characters.
 * 34) He hates good users such as Blazikeye 535, King Dice, Mr Dready, TigerBlazer, ZeusDeeGoose, TheDunkman, Dragonite, Allistayrian, Zangler and SuperStreetKombat and loves terrible users such as PKMNlives, PituckosTheCockatiel, MarioBobFan, Duchess The Sponge and Blubabluba.
 * 35) He thinks that Annie is ok despite being strucked by a smooth criminal proving that he only cares about himself.
 * 36) His grammar is shit as he mispronouns Birb as Beb, Electric Outlets as Eclectic Loutwits, Congratulations as Conglaturation, Shit as Take Two, gaming as gemaing, seeds as god food, Cockatiel (his own species) as Cocktail, Minecraft as Minceraft and a lot more.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He used to be a normal cockatiel before meeting PituckosTheCockatiel meaning PituckosTheCockatiel corrupted him.
 * 2) He is unbelievably cute.
 * 3) Unlike PituckosTheCockatiel, He is not evil.
 * 4) He likes Cory In The House which is the greatest anime in the world

Trivia

 * He is a White Face Cockatiel.

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