Blog:HAPPY HALLOWEEN!: A Scary Story I Wrote

'This is a story wrote to celebrate Halloween. Hope you enjoy it! Also, this story was made to be as terrible as possible, so don't take it seriously.'

The Sausage Man Writing style inspired by Blazikeye's The French Garbage Man story.

It was a very dark and stormy night. All was peaceful in the town of Wikihaze, where all of the Reception Wiki users lived. Halloween was fast approaching, and many of the inhabitants had plans for Halloween. DarkMatterMan4500, the town mayor, was setting up a bunch of different decorations to give the town a more scary vibe. Blazikeye535 was most likely going to create a page on their websites of a scary page. As for everyone else, they were doing their own thing, except for the people who didn't celebrate the day, but they helped out anyway.

Than, it was the day before Halloween, and TigerBlazer and King Dice were hanging together finishing up their costumes. TigerBlazer was adding grey hairs to his mask for The Teacher, while King Dice was putting on her costume of Gaz Membrane. While doing that, they were watching Alien because why the heck not?

King Dice: How do I look?

TigerBlazer: Looks great! However, I think my costume is the one that needs more work.

It was at this point that the paper mache mask for the teacher broke apart into multiple pieces. TigerBlazer sighed in frustration, but attempted to glue it back anyway.

Suddenly, the movie they were watching was interrupted by a news report.

DarkMatterMan4500: We interrupt this program to inform you that just a while ago, a fellow user in this town was murdered. The only evidence of the killer was a large sausage roll, covered in the blood of the victim. Due to the murder weapon, we are dubbing the killer The Sausage Man. If you see someone holding a large sausage, call me or any of the local bureaucrats of the town immediately.

Both King Dice and TigerBlazer looked at the television in shock as there was a recap of who the victim was and stuff no one really cared about.

King Dice: Holy shit, there's a killer on the lose!

TigerBlazer: What kind of sicko would use a processed stick of pig meat to kill someone? That's it, I'm staying over! I can't be in my lonely house with the threat of a killer!

King Dice: Agreed, and I'll call The Dunkman, Gilimaster69, and PituckosTheCockatiel over so we can sleep in shifts, just in case! I don't want our friends to get hurt too!

So they did exactly that, and when the three came over, they made sure to lock all of the doors and windows, and kept some of the lights on.

The Dunkman: Thanks for calling us over you two, I was thinking of the exact same thing when I saw that.

King Dice: No problem, and maybe we should do this from now on until the killer gets caught. What do you think?

Gilimaster69: Sounds good to me, now lets get some rest, lets not stress ourselves any further.

PituckosTheCockatiel: Not to sound pessimistic, but what if they find us?

TigerBlazer: Simple, we can fight them. It’s one versus five. Plus we have knives in the kitchen, so we are not defenseless. But for now, let’s see a horror movie, any recommendations?

The Dunkman: Little Shop of Horrors?

King Dice: That sounds cool. Let’s do it.

The guests got comfy in the couch. While TigerBlazer prepared the popcorns, King Dice went to the fridge to serve the soda. After brining the snacks, the two of them went to the couch with their friends. The movie was already starting when suddenly the news report appeared again.

DarkMatterMan4500: We interrupt this program to inform you that another fellow user in this town has been murdered by The Sausage Man. The body was reported near the Shoppers’ Row located in the north of the city. We recommend you to stay in your houses with your close ones.

King Dice: Fuck it! They are going to the north! Do you think The Sausage Man is coming for us?

PituckosTheCockatiel: I’m not sure. They maybe have an specific type of victim.

TigerBlazer: Guy's, he's coming after me! Everyone hates furries!

Gilimaster69: You always think someone is coming after you! They're likely coming after me for being a Thomas fan.

King Dice: Everyone calm down! No one here is getting hunted down! And besides, I'm more likely to get hunted anyway, I mean, I like Yo-kai Watch.

Everyone at this point began arguing very loudly, but eventually stopped and went to sleep after an hour. They all slept on a different place: King Dice slept on the couch, The Dunkman slept on the bathtub, Gillimaster69 and PituckosTheCockatiel shared a bunk-bed and TigerBlazer in his room.



In the Halloween day, the atmosphere was more calm. Everyone seemed to forget what had happened last night for some reason. Everyone had finished up their costumes for Halloween. Since The Dunkman and Pituckos didn't celebrate Halloween, they instead planned to stay at home and watch another scary movie, this time Scream. TigerBlazer, King Dice, and Gilimaster69 had set up all of their costumes and had joined up together. DarkMatterMan4500 and Blazikeye535 had warned the three that they should be extra careful, since they didn't know when the Sausage Man might come back.

By the end of the night, they had a massive haul of candy and were walking back to TigerBlazer's house, discussing their candy haul.

TigerBlazer: I don't know why I got so many Twizzlers over everything else. I like them and all, but I don't want that many!

King Dice: Joke's on you, I got all sorts of good stuff, including the almighty Butterfingers!

Gilimaster69: Yeah, I got tons of M&Ms and Snickers, along with those giant sized Kit-Kat bars. It's been a great night!

TigerBlazer: Nice! And anyway, also got a lot of Heath bars, my favorite! That makes up for it...

King Dice: HOLY SHIT GUYS, LOOK!

The three looked to where King Dice was pointing, and immediately began to run in all directions. What they saw was a tall black figure holding what appeared to be a very floppy object. A large sausage! Never before had any person in the world caused this much terror onto the world than this deranged killer.

Everyone ran in all directions, and after about five minutes they were able to find each other.

TigerBlazer: Everyone, get back to my house! We have back up there.

Gilimaster69: No arguments here!

The three ran down the street, not knowing where the Sausage Man was at the moment. They arrived at TigerBlazer's house, and King Dice grabbed the key from under the door mat and frantically opened the door, and the three ran inside. King Dice locked the door behind her quickly afterward. The Dunkman and PituckosTheCockatiel jumped up startled.

The Dunkman: Um, can you explain why you guys are out of breath and shaking.

Suddenly, there was a slapping noise on the front door, repeating every two seconds. It seems that the Sausage Man was trying to get in.

PituckosTheCockatiel: Oh shit, that's why! Everyone get to a safe place now!

Suddenly, the door burst apart after the final whack of the powerful meat stick, and it crumbled down, revealing a man in a big black coat, holding a bloody and splintered sausage in his hand. He was wearing a disturbing mask, a large rubber cow head covered in blood, and with fake staring eyes. Outside of his coat, the man was shirtless, and had a pentagram scarred on his chest. He also wore a bunch of bloody cow hooves around his neck. Suddenly, and without warning, it made the most hideous noise any human being could make...

Sausage Man: MOoOOOOOooooOOooOooooOOOOOoOoooOOOOOOoooooOOoOoOOoOOOoOOoOOoOOoOoooooOOOOOoOooooOoOOOoOo!?!?!?!?!?!?

Everyone screamed incredibly loudly, with TigerBlazer, King Dice, and Gilimaster69 dropping all of their candy, and all five of them began to run in different directions throughout the house. TigerBlazer and The Dunkman ran upstairs, PituckosTheCockatiel ran into the living room and jumped behind the TV, and King Dice and Gilimaster69 ran into the basement. After he started mooing, the Sausage Man grabbed a sausage from his pants, and threw it at PituckosTheCockatiel, but he luckily made it behind the TV in time before it hit him, and the sausage hit the TV instead and caused it to explode. The Sausage Man started coming after him.

King Dice and Gilimaster69 were nearly in the basement, but Gilimaster69 saw PituckosTheCockatiel in trouble, and ran to his aid.

King Dice: What, you have to save yourself dude!

But Gilimaster69 ignored her, and directly ran to the Sausage Man, and kicked him in the nuts, giving PituckosTheCockatiel time to get out from behind the TV and run into the basement with King Dice, and Gilimaster69 ran back with them. The Sausage Man let out a horrible scream in agony, and let out another moo.

Sausage Man: MOOOOOooOOOOoOOooOoOoOoOOOoOoOOOOoOOOoOooOooooOOoOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOoOOoOoOOOOOOooooooooOoOOOoOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He eventually recovered, and didn't see where the three went, and promptly decided to go upstairs to hunt down TigerBlazer and The Dunkman.

TigerBlazer and The Dunkman were hiding together in the bathroom, and had some spare towels to defend themselves with. They could hear the footsteps of the Sausage Man getting closer and closer. TigerBlazer started getting panicky and whispered softly to himself.

TigerBlazer: I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don-

The Dunkman slapped him softly to get him quiet, which had an effect and promptly calmed him down. He put a finger to his mouth, indicating they had to be quiet. TigerBlazer nodded.

However, this moment of quaking fear was interrupted by King Dice, PituckosTheCockatiel, and Gilimaster69, who called them from outside. They appeared to have escaped the basement, and they were holding a large tarp.

King Dice: GUYS! I found this tarp in the basement! If you're still alive, jump out the window and you will land safely here!

TigerBlazer and The Dunkman looked at each other, and nodded. TigerBlazer slowly opened up the window, careful not to make a sound, while The Dunkman got a bunch of other items in the bathroom, not just the towel, to defend himself with in case the Sausage Man came in.

TigerBlazer began to climb out the window at The Dunkman's approval, and then jumped, landing on the tarp outside the house.

However, just as The Dunkman began to climb out, the door burst open to reveal the Sausage Man, and he let out another horrible scream.

Sausage Man: MOOOooOoOooOoOOooOOOOOOOOoOoooooOoOOOOoOOoOOoOoOOOOoOoOoOoOOOOoOOOoOOOOooooOOoOo!?!?!?!?

The Dunkman began screaming, and proceeded to to throw as much as he could at him. The shampoo bottle, the soap, the towels, but it could only slow down what seemed like the inevitable. However, just as the Sausage Man came up to him, the Dunkman threw the hair dryer at the Sausage Man's hand, causing him to drop the sausage of death, and giving The Dunkman enough time to jump out the window to safety.

The Dunkman brushed himself off, and the five of them give a group hug.

TigerBlazer: I'm so glad I didn't throw away that tarp!

However, they couldn't celebrate long, as they could hear the Sausage Man's footsteps in the house, and they could hear he was going downstairs to the door.

The Dunkman: Guys, we need a plan! Where can we go for safety?

PituckosTheCockatiel: I know! We can go to my house! My dad has all of his hunting gear there. He has all sorts of pistols, shotguns, rifles, and even an elephant gun that he uses on his hunting trips. WE can use them to kill the Sausage Man.

Gilimaster69: Sounds like our only option, but wouldn't that be murder?

TigerBlazer: It's more of self-defense. Whatever this guy is doing, he really wants to kill us and will stop at nothing to do so!

King Dice: I say lets do it! I don't know how much longer we can go like this.

All Five: YEAH!

Then the five ran in direction of PituckosTheCockatiel's house, and didn't look back.

When they arrived at PituckosTheCockatiel's house, they didn't knock on the door, but instead climbed in through the window, which was much faster than waiting for someone to open the door. PituckosTheCockatiel followed the rest of the group into his dad's room, where he proceeded to open his dad's locker and threw everyone a gun when it opened.

PituckosTheCockatiel: This will help. Be careful with those, I don't want my dad to think I'm shooting trees again.

The Dunkman: I can't beleive your dad actu-

Suddenly, the Sausage Man burst threw the window, this time with a belt full of sausages, each of them with a string attatched. They were explosive sausages! He began to lite a few and started to throw them, causing explosions all around.

Gilimaster69: Everyone, start shooting!

Everyone started firing their weapons while running around the house for cover, all hile explosive sausages whizzed around them, destroying furniture and creatig holes in the wall. All of them where able to get direct hits on the Sausage Man's torso, but eventually learned something tragic: The Sausage Man was wearing a titanium vest, making all gunfire useless.

King Dice: Shit, ('Reloads Gun') we're screwed!

TigerBlazer: It was nice knowing you guys.

The Dunkman: Wait a minute ('Jumps behind couch'), his legs don't have any protection!

Upon hearing this, the Sausage Man began to run away, realizing his stupidity. Luckily, our heros were able to send him to the ground, and the Sausage man was defenseless.

Gilimaster69: You're going to jail now! We got you!

However, the Sausage Man began to make a horrible laugh, over and over again.

King Dice: What's so funny?

As he kept laughing, the Sausage Man grabbed a gigantic sausage from his belt, lit it, and held it in the air, in a position to knock it down on himself.

TigerBlazer: He's going to blow himself and the whole house up! RUN!

Everyone else realized this and ran out the house, and just barely made it, and the house exploded bbehind them, sending debris everywhere.

PituckosTheCockatiel: SWEET! My house blew up! Now I have to live with one of you guys! Good thing my parents weren't home!

The Dunkman: So, did we just save everyone from getting hurt by this guy anymore?

Gilimaster69: I think so, but I find it crazy that he killed himself just to try and kill us!

King Dice: What if there are more Sausage Men out there? Did he inform them that we are a worthy challenge?

TigerBlazer: I don't know, but I think we need a rest after all of this. Who wants to come over, eat candy, and watch more scary movies?

King Dice: I'm game!

Gilimaster69: That's what I need right now!

The Dunkman: Yes for candy, but no for scary movies. I think we went through enough terror tonight.

PituckosTheCockatiel: After what ust happened, I'll have to live at your house to.

And so, the five friends walked together, talking a lot, and breathing a little easier now that the Sausage Man was gone. However, there is still a lot unsolved. Where did the Sausage Man come from? Who exactly was he? Why did he sound like a cow? And worst of all, are there any more ot there?

THE END