Beetlejuice (1991)

Beetlejuice is a video game developed by mh:awesomegames:Rare and published by LJN in May 1991 for the mh:awesomegames:Nintendo Entertainment System, and mh:awesomegames:Game Boy in following year. It is based on the movie of the same name.

Plot
Beetlejuice must scare the Deetz family.

Why It Sucks
NOTE: Most of the reasons are based on AVGN's review of the game.
 * 1) Bouncing Bullshit: The game often changes the rules of gameplay, for instance, jumping on an enemy in the main world will cause Beetlejuice to bounce off, and if the player is unlucky, off a cliff. But the enemies in the bonus rounds need to be jumped on to receive points and you don't bounce off.
 * 2) Perpendicular Dick Ploys: Some walls don't have a boundary which can make Beetlejuice move past them and fall to his death.
 * 3) Bitch Barriers: When Beetlejuice is high up in the air and the bottom screen shows no ground even if the ground is just barely below the screen, if Beetlejuice falls, he dies.
 * 4) Inanimate Anal Assassinations: Some level props such as torches on the walls can hurt/kill Beetlejuice.
 * 5) Fruitless Farts: The power-ups only allow you to hit enemies five times, so you'll need a ton of points just to progress through the game and defeat enemies.
 * 6) Diarrhetic Diversions: The game has many tricks such as holes where there's a boss underground if you go down another hole, there's sometimes a pit that leads to your death or another boss.
 * 7) Freeform Fuckery: Cryptic moments such as when you need to destroy a beehive to make a cloud move down. This never happens in the film.
 * 8) Pinpoint Piss Taking: The smaller bugs that grant Beetlejuice some more points need dead-center stomping to hit them. The points are used to buy power-ups, but you'll never know how much you got until you enter the shop.
 * 9) Rat Trap Crapshoot: The shop sells power-ups, which are the only way Beetlejuice can attack enemies, so if you face a boss without them, there's no way to win. unless you reset to get a power-up. The only way to beat the first boss in the game is through a glitch where you have to immediately pause the game at the start of the boss battle, select the power-up necessary for fighting the boss, and shooting the boss until he touches the right side of the screen.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) Awesome music, courtesy of David Wise, despite not fitting to the source material, which AVGN referred to as Bad Music.

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