Blog:Grust's Top 9 Ways I Torture the Administrators Here

Grust: Hey voice 187, what's next on my blog list?

Voice in Grust's Head: Well You have your favorite games off all time list which you finally able to figure last year a game you played finally made political thoughts leave your brain.

Grust: Good very good. Next:

Voice in Grust's head: Then you've got your favorite "Get Woke Go Broke Moments"

Grust: Ahh and they say schadenfreude is an evil feeling. Feeling very good. Next!

Voice in Grust's head: Gulp: Uhh!!! Then you got top good examples of gay characters and great women in video games you plan as an example on doing these characters right.

Grust: Fairly good. A little political but if it helps the world of fiction it's for the greater good.

Voice in Grust's Head: And you want to do a blog on the different species of SJWs.

Grust: Kind of leaving a bad taste in my mouth but go on.

Voice in Grust's Head: Then you want to do another section to help WENth100 for his Stupidity on Planet Earth.

Grust: Excellent what do I wish to discuss?

Voice in Grust's Head: How Zoe Quinn used the MeToo Movement to drive an innocent man to suicide.

Grust: That was fowl and disgusting and outright evil.

Meanwhile the dark voices in Grust's shattered mind come out.

Voices: Make an administrator suffer Grust. Make an example. Show how you control the wiki through madness and insanity.

Grust smiles evilly. Vicious187. No response.

Voices: Oh right, Vicious was tortured by the giant squid back in your Top 10 Worst Things Game Journalists Ever Did.

Grust stares at Vicious huddling in a corner.

Vicious187: Make it stop. Make the suffering end.

Grust: That's just great Vicious, you just had to piss the giant squid off didn't you. Now I have to find a new toy. But first I'm going to check the comments for the Best TV Shows version of my Good Eats blog.

Sees the comments made by Masson Thief.

Grust: MASSON THIEF!!!

Masson runs to Grust's side.

MT: Yes master of psychos, harbinger of madness. Bringer of the era of shattered minds.

Grust: You thought you could go insane without my PERMISSION. You know I don't like competition. HMMM, I'm thinking maybe you'll serve as a warning to all that I run this wiki through madness and terror rather than administration status.

MT: You aren't going to kill me are you?

Grust: Don't insult me with such generic boredom as a death threat. I do far far worse. After my top 9 tortures, you'll soon be begging for it. Plus I'll get banned for a death threat.

Opens up the abyss of Endless despair with unholy magic. Masson Thief is dragged into it by Grust.

Grust: Okay listen up cuz here's how I make the administrators suffer. And while any psychopath can make someone suffer physically, I like to destroy the mind.

9. Wearing the same pair of socks for 10 days:  This makes the administrator suffer two ways, first off the feet will get super stinky and no one will go near em. Good thing my demon servants do what I say or they know what'll happen. Demon imps shove a pair of socks on MT's feet. They're also super uncomfortable. I can't stand going two days with the same pair. Plus the chafing will cause injuries to your feet making you unable to run fast. This is the start of the torure to make sure you can't escape. Plus like I said, the real target isn't the body, it's the mind.

8. Crazy Russian Hacker's Kitchen Gadget videos: His channel is over saturated with them and are the only videos (along with MREs) that I mostly avoid. They are also mostly unitaskers and are completely useless but they are a huge bulk of his channel so expect MT's precious time to be wasted.

MT: I'm sorry, Grust, please I can't take this torture.

Grust: You should have that of that when you thought you could compete with me.

7. The movie North:  A movie so goddamn racist that even I found it offensive and vile. Then again, I'm anti-SJW, not a racist or alt right. The jokes aren't funny little direction and such a chore to get through the first thing to go through my mind is. This'll make a great torture for the administrators here, right MT.

Masson Thief is unable to speak because of how bad the movie is.

6.  The Diabolik Lovers Drinking Game: While this is considered one of the worst anime of all time and I agree, I consider it a guilty pleasure for the gorgeous animation and the sympathy I feel for the Sakamakis and their shitty childhood but this isn't about that. This is about the Diabolik Lovers Drinking Game. Tied down, I shall show MT every episode of the first season and make him drink until he's wasted. Oh and it won't be light stuff like beer. It'll be heavy like absinthe or everclear.

MT: Grust won't that kill me.

Grust: It's the abyss of Endless despair. Death would relieve you of despair. Let that sink in.

MT: Oh God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Grust: Yep, you're immortal.

5. A Ton of Shitty Games:  Superman 64, Bubsy 3D, E.T., Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, you name it, an administrator will be forced to play it. How do I know when the torture is over. Let's watch.

Blood comes out of MT's eyes and ears.

Grust turns off the games. We're good.

4. Cailou Marathon:  One of the most annoying preschool shows imaginable about a bald kid who's a spoiled little brat. Seems perfect for torturing administrators, wouldn't you agree, MT?

MT gulps. Grust: I'd say two hours should do it for you.

3.  Barney and Friends song: A torture so bad the CIA could use it to interrogate terrorists. Imagine what it can do to you MT?

MT: Grust, I'm begging you please stop.

Grust: Too late, MT. You bought your budget ice cream now eat it.

MT ears bleed as Barney sings a song.

2. Desert Bus:  Now normally I'd make someone play this for 30 days then take out their heart from their shriveled husks as the despairs salts it pretty good but administrators need only 12 hours plus as I said above the Abyss of Endless Despair renders people immortal.

MT is now almost completely comatose from sheer boredom.

Grust: Well did my job because number 1 should only be used as a last resort.

Some honorable mentions:


 * Operation: Board James Style: This was going to be number 10, but I took it off as I only do this when I'm bored and with my game collection, the administrators are safe.


 * Listen to an SJW talk for 5 minutes: That's the equivalent to a death threat and could get me banned.  No thank you.


 * Depression Quest playthrough: I'm insane not evil.  No one should play this incarnation of boredom.


 * Medieval Torture Devices: I'll use those on SJWs thank you very much.


 * Granted true immortality and cast off into space to float for eternity: Attention seeking SJWs deserve that. An eternity of loneliness is the worst kind of punishment for them.

And number 1: Let My Dark Masters deal with them:  This should only be used as a last resort. I serve my dark masters well and they grant me favors but I must save them for when an administrator refuses to be broken. They do things to the admins that terrify even me. Let's take a look at MT to see if he gets this. MT is shuddering in a corner sucking his thumb. Cool I broke him. He's safe from them.... for now.

Well I feel a lot better seeing MT suffer like that. I'm ready to do my top 10 favorite games of all time soon. Also if you have any ideas on how to torture the administraotrs.... then you're clearly trying to steal my toys from me.

