Blog:Final Fantasy VII (joke page)

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Final fantasy vii is a game that was released in 1997 for the Sony Playstation 1.

Story
You blow up a power plant in Midgar

Why It's BADstacy

 * 1) Story is bad
 * 2) Game is way too hard because some bosses can kill you're characters very quickly
 * 3) Its harder than Darck Souls and Battle Toads combined
 * 4) Boring chreracter names. what kind of name is cloud strife???
 * 5) It rips off of Hydlide for the NES
 * 6) False advertising: why is cloud not a cloud?
 * 7) typoes in the game
 * 8) cloud strife is a link wannabe
 * 9) buster sword is a dumb name for a weapon - it dose not have buster keaton or buster bunny from tiney toons adventures in the game
 * 10) theres too much materia
 * 11) youre weapon types are too generic
 * 12) too many minigames, but it doesn't have a pong minigame
 * 13) you cant play as sephiroth
 * 14) no continues if you get game over. What does game over even mean?????
 * 15) vincent is a clone of edward from twilight
 * 16) Midgar is too big - why couldnt they name it Largegar or Hugegar?
 * 17) red XIII is too much like charmender from poekemon
 * 18) knights of the round doesnt have king arthur from star tropics ii
 * 19) No wingdings or webdings translations
 * 20) lack of playable characters - where is the other final fantasy characters?
 * 21) if they waited ten months to make this game it'd be on AGW
 * 22) they released it again on the PS4?
 * 23) the bike minigame is a clone of mach rider, knight rider and road rash
 * 24) the remake doesn't include pikachu or fortnight from fortknight
 * 25) the rts minigame is stolen from starcraft and command and coqnuer
 * 26) misleading title - it is not the final fantasy! theres more than 15 of them?!
 * 27) ugly models - it's models and graphics look like bad for a play station 1 game
 * 28) The words final fantasy are never mentioned in the story!!!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Its better than Bubsy 3D
 * 2) You can play this on most consoles

Trivia
The game was released on someone's birthday