Blog:If Common Sense Media reviewed a Slayer Album

We all know how bad Common Sense Media is, but I was always wondering what if Common Sense Media reviewed an album by Slayer, an American thrash metal band who is part of the big 4 (along with Metallica, Megadeth and Anthrax), they're the most serious of the 4 and I know how they will review it will be like this:

(Note: the album i'll be using is Reign in Blood as it's their most succesful album both critically and commercialy)

1/5 star, This album is nothing but devil worship, harsh sounds and screaming in it. 18+

A lot or Little
Positive Messages: none: The songs are just about killing people, hell and Satan, there's nothing positive about the songs, it's just a way to be so hard trying to be extreme and edgy.

Positive Role Models: None: The characters in every song sound like they're trying to kill someone or corrupt people.

Violence: 5/5: Every song sounds like it's trying to kill someone, or trying to do experiments on someone.

Language 5/5: The song often times sound like they are swearing or saying very aggresive sentences.

What Parents need to know
Kids should not listen to this album due to the extreme nature mentions of hell and satan as well as the extreme violence it is best that not everyone should listen to it.

IS IT ANY GOOD?
Reign in Blood is nothing but a cheer reaction for metal stereotypes, Tom Araya sounds like his screaming his lungs out and trying to break the Bass string, both Jeff Hanneman and Kerry King sound like they're trying to break they're guitars and Dave Lombardo sounds like his trying to smash his drums. The mentions of the hell are so strong to the point it can be considered satanic. Can you believe this came out the same year as Master of Puppets a better album by another much better Metal band, well i wouldn't it's horrible. No one should listen to this.

Conclusion
In my prospective they will not get the point, they're obviously not Satanic as like most other Metal bands, they use Satanic Imagery for promotion and to scare people, and that Tom Araya (The bassist and lead singer) and Dave Lombardo (The drummer) are catholic and in real life geniunely really nice and smart people. I think they would even think it's a Death Metal or a Black Metal album when it's actually Thrash Metal. I think they will just take everything seriously and not understand the point, for example they'll thing Angel of Death is about an evil angel when it's actually about the Auschwitz WWII camp. Lesson of the day don't take anything seriously or in the sense of context.