Blog:(Joke page) How to torture the Dice man

Hello fellas! King Dice here! So TigerBlazer and others have made it, I think that is my turn. Feel free to do any of these:

Kick the Dice (Reference to Kick the Buddy)

 * 1) Put reggaeton and trap in Spanish.
 * 2) Make a Depression Quest Review and rank it higher than Undertale.
 * 3) Send her a terrible fanfiction that is sexually explicit, has kinks like BDMS and sexual toys, fetichises LGBT+ people and is full of grammar mistakes of weird ships that nobody makes (like Dr. Kahl x Chef SaltBaker [Do people have made it?]) or the ones she likes (like Undyne x Alphys).
 * 4) Obligate her to play Sad Satan and other illegal games so she gets arrested.
 * 5) Send her acephobic and Xenophobic slurs.
 * 6) Make hideous CGI (Seriously, I feel more scared on Foodfight than Resident Evil 8).
 * 7) Tell her Nagito and Kokichi are the best characters (as the style of a fangirl) and that you hate Hifumi and Teruteru (Even if 90% of their fangirls act like them).
 * 8) *Make her see That Nagito Edit in the form of The Mechanical Orange.
 * 9) Make her really clear that she is the stupidest human being.
 * 10) Say that Yo-kai Watch is a Pokemón rip-off.
 * 11) Burn Down an image of her Kinnies With Celeste’s Execution music.
 * 12) Make her see A Serbian Movie uncensored, Boku no Pico and other fucked up shit like that.
 * 13) Do Gacha videos with Machigerita, MARETU and Kikou songs with no relation to their lyrics.
 * 14) Tell her Machigerita is the worst Vocaloid producer and singer, MCR the worst band and A Little Piece of Heaven the worst song.
 * 15) Make her Sure that Cuphead and Invader Zim will never have a canon or fanon crossover.
 * 16) Tell her you ship Zim x Dib, even if it’s pretty obvious that they want to see each other die, or King Dice x The Devil, even if they are just best friends.
 * 17) *Make sure to say also that you ship Sans with his AUs versions of himself.
 * 18) Make fun of her headcanons.
 * 19) Obligate her to see both OASJW and SJW videos.
 * 20) Make her listen to CrazyBus and other hideous video game music.
 * 21) Tell her that she will never be a good Yo-kai Watch pooper.
 * 22) Make her listen to nightcore or Kpop.
 * 23) Say that Heathers is a rip-off of Mean Girls.
 * 24) Send her porn of her favorite ships, with hideous animation and voiceacting.
 * 25) Obligate her to work in PeTA, GameMill Entreteintment or other hideous companies.
 * 26) Eat her cakes and pastries, drink her coffee and destroy her fridge.
 * 27) Perform a Mexican lawnmower on her.
 * 28) Piss on her nose.
 * 29) Tear her head off and roll it.
 * 30) Tell her to make Zangler a sandwich.
 * 31) Replace her coffee with civet diarrhea.
 * 32) Make her try a rollercoaster for very tall people.