Blog:User: King Dice (Joke page)

Inspired by LuigiMan’s idea

King Dice (real name Goddess of Shitpost) is an stupid ass bitch and admin on the Reception Wikis.

Why she Sucks more than game journalists trying the Cuphead tutorial
Ones in italics are not confirmed
 * 1) She Sucks.
 * 2) Suffers from an inferiority complex, thinking she is useless.
 * 3) In comparison to other admins, she is really unnecessary. She just restores and fixes links of pages.
 * 4) It’s extremely weak, her body looks like a doll and can’t lift a bottle of 3 liters without help.
 * 5) She is not the greatest gamer out there and she kinda sucks at playing video games.
 * 6) Suffers from ADHD, meaning that she gets distracted too easily and for a long time.
 * 7) Hasn’t made a lot of pages in the wikis and just recreate a lot, meaning that she is an unoriginal spic
 * 8) Has committed Tax fraud and mass murder with Sans and Togami
 * 9) Her humor can be extremely random and cruel sometimes.
 * 10) She is an edgelady because her AUs have tons of gore and violent content, loves music genres like rock and heavy metal; and her favorite colors are black and red.
 * 11) She tortured Kokichi Ouma for being the reason that Gonta killed Miu, making her a mentally ill person that needs therapy.
 * 12) She has good grades and is one of the best students at her school, making her a nerd.
 * 13) She is pretty stupid because she doesn't know how to make a nuke.
 * 14) She likes bad things like Teen Titans GO!, and Gacha Life; but dislikes good things like Mean Girls and The Titanic.
 * 15) She dislikes Hotel del Luna, just because she is not a fan of Comedy dramas, when it’s actually a masterpiece.
 * 16) Her ships and headcanons are pretty terrible . Example: she ships Frisk with Cuphead!! IS SHE MENTALLY ILL?!!. Fortunately, she just likes to imagine them doing SFW things like playing Minecraft or eating desserts.
 * 17) * She likes gay ships like Djimmi X Beppi and Natsuki X Yuri, which automatically makes her a Fujoshi.
 * 18) She relates to Mad Mew Mew, King Dice and Gaz Membrane, which is stupid because each characters has little-to-no similarities with each other.
 * 19) She says Video games are a form of art, when that is far from the truth.
 * 20) She welcomed new users, regardless if they were actually trolls.
 * 21) * Also, that is creepy as hell.
 * 22) She is a liar and hypocrite:
 * 23) * As you can see by her username, she says that she is King Dice, but she is not an anthropomorphic adult male Canadian die from the ‘30s. She is a human Mexican teenager girl from the modern age.
 * 24) * She says she likes everything about the Danganronpa franchise, but doesn’t like Goodbye Despair, hasn’t read the manga and didn’t see The End of Hope’s Peak Academy.
 * 25) * She made the Yo-kai Watch 2 & 3 pages without playing those games.
 * 26) * She has said that she wants to be a boy, when in reality she is happy as a female.
 * 27) * She wants to escape Latin America, even if she likes being there.
 * 28) * She says that she investigates lost media, but she hasn’t found Yeah Yeah Beebiss I or the photo of Jeff the Killer.
 * 29) * She says that she is ugly, when a lot of people have said that she is beautiful.
 * 30) She is ugly as fuck and makes YOLO look like the most handsome person ever in comparation with her.
 * 31) * Her eyes look like they are dead inside.
 * 32) She is a weeaboo, because she likes Vocaloid, plays Japanese games and sees various anime like Violet Evergarden and One Punch Man.
 * 33) She is a westernaboo because she likes rubber hose cartoons like Bimbo the Dog, Felix the Cat and Betty Boop.
 * 34) She is so addicted to Undertale, Cuphead, Invader Zim, Danganronpa and Yo-kai Watch, to the point she made an AU where the five franchises are on the same city, which is stupid and weird.
 * 35) She let TigerBlazer brainwash her so she hears and sees The Wall by Pink Floyd,Sam & Max, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut and other things. The worst part is that she liked them, meaning that there are two idiots in this wikis! THE END IS NEAR!!
 * 36) She obliged TigerBlazer to watch the Yo-kai Watch anime, the Yo-kai Watch movie and Danganronpa: The Animation. Not only that, but he enjoyed it! Meaning that there are more idiots that like those cringy franchises!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 * 37) * She plans to watch The Cuphead Show with the whole Qualitipedia server when it comes out, and some have agreed!
 * 38) She only has Cuphead PFPs.
 * 39) She is a woman that plays video games and uses the internet, which is NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE
 * 40) * Not only that, but she wants to be a game developer!
 * 41) She says that she is asexual. THAT’S NOT EVEN A REAL SEXUALITY, AND SHE IS JUST CONFUSED. Also SJW propaganda.
 * 42) *Because of this statement, she has escaped more than 45 countries, 139 states and 420 prisons.
 * 43) She hates forzed inclusion, meaning she is an OASJW.
 * 44) She is neutral with Fortnite, which is a bad game.
 * 45) She is a grammar fixer to an extreme!
 * 46) She supports illegally migrating from Mexico to the USA.
 * 47) * She has made memes like “Sáquenme de Latinoamérica” (Take me away from Latinamerica), which makes her non patriotic.
 * 48) She hates porn, which makes her a religious nut job. Hell! She IS religious!!
 * 49) She is apolitical, meaning that she doesn’t care who the fuck becomes the leader of this planet.
 * 50) * And even that is a lie because she actually hates SJW and OASJW, making her a Centrist.
 * 51) She knows a lot of useless facts, like how Mugman was inspired by Bimbo the Dog or the full song of Vive sin Drogas.
 * 52) * She has a lot of knowledge about illegal games like Sad Satan and Demonophobia.
 * 53) She prefers Yo-kai Watch over Pokemón.
 * 54) She doesn't use Instagram and prefers Reddit, making her an Incel.
 * 55) She doesn't care if something is popular or not because she rarely cares, making her an weirdo
 * 56) She has various unpopular opinions:
 * 57) * She says that her favorite musician is not something normal like BTS or One Direction, as she prefers Machigerita and Kikuo.
 * 58) * She prefers Papyrus over Sans.
 * 59) * She hates Nagito Komaeda and Kokichi Ouma, but she likes Hifumi Yamada and Teruteru.
 * 60) ** She considers Danganronpa 2 as the worst part due to the cast, atmosphere and story, even if those were liked by everyone else!
 * 61) * She considers Dib Membrane as the best IZ character, when it is obvious that GIR is the best.
 * 62) She doesn't have a husbando or a waifu, meaning that she will never find love.
 * 63) * And to add insult to the injury, she wants to hug all Cuphead characters. Why is she not on prision.
 * 64) She wasn't angry when Byleth became a Smash fighter. She even was happy for the people that were wanting them!!
 * 65) She eats fast, in big quantities and loudly.
 * 66) * Even so, she is skinny as hell!
 * 67) She uploads daycore on YouTube, which makes her an emo.
 * 68) She suffers from a caffeine addiction, because her school gives her so much homework that she rarely has time to rest. WHY NOT DO THE HOMEWORK IN CLASS?!!
 * 69) She swears a lot.
 * 70) She uses the ":v". Pinche panafresca.
 * 71) She doesn't care if you are a furry, even if furries are well known for committing crimes in Pennsylvania!
 * 72) She loves plushies even though she is a teenager.
 * 73) She is a weirdo in comparison to other Mexican teenage girls, preferring to be alone or on the internet.
 * 74) She is lazy as hell, as the YKW4 page has been in development hell since September!
 * 75) She sold Makoto NaEGGi on the Dark Web to Overseer, making the events of Yo-kai Watch Shadowside happen.
 * 76) She tried and won NNN, even if that challenge is for boys only!
 * 77) She smells like corpse despite she takes baths.
 * 78) She is the best friend of TigerBlazer, AKA: A furry.
 * 79) Like Mr. Dready, she is friends with Pituckos, a well known war crimminal!
 * 80) She made Goopy le Grande sumb his toe.
 * 81) She is Mexican, but hates drugs.
 * 82) She makes memes and expand dongs rather than making something productive.
 * 83) She, TigerBlazer, Pituckos, Dunkman and Gillimaster are friends; despite they all have NOTHING in common.
 * 84) And the worst of all sins to the end... she is an admin on the game wikis, which makes her an ultimate virgin.
 * 85) * She is also on the Subreddit and the Discord server, which makes her thw Definitive Ultimate Virgin, which shouldn't be even thinkable!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) She has made some good things in the Qualitipedia wikis:
 * 2) * She made the Yo-kai  Watch  pages, something that Awesome Games Wiki really needed and collaborated in the creation of the  Yo-kai Watch anime page. Even if she hasn't finished it, her  Yo-kai Watch 4 page looks like it's going to be high quality.
 * 3) * At least she doesn't rush her pages.
 * 4) * She is actually a really friendly admin and knows when to joke and when to stop.
 * 5) * She has banned some trolls here and there.
 * 6) Her curly hair is really cute.
 * 7) She doesn't support paraphilias, meaning that she has at least 3 brain cells that are working.