Blog:Does it sound familiar?

Yeah, I created this blog because I'm bored.

Without further ado...

Katsumi's mock introduction
My name is Katsumi, and I am a certified G, and a bonafide stud, and you can't teach that!

And this right here, this is King Dice, and she's ready to roll the dice, and you can't teach that!

And this right here, this is Zangler, and he's an optimistic Argentinian buddy, and you can't teach that!

And this right here, this is Blazikeye535, and he's a dangerous Florida man, and you can't teach that!

And this right here, this is TigerBlazer, and... honestly I don't know what to say about him. But anyway, you can't teach that!

And this right here, this is TouhouOtaku, and he's a proud owner of his smol Reimu fumo, and you can't teach that!

Bada-boom! Realest guys in the room, HOW YOU DOIN'?

After introduction
Zangler:
 * [a shitty game]!! There's only...

Zangler, King Dice and Katsumi (in unison):
 * ONE WORD to describe you, and I'm gonna spell it out for ya! S-A-W-F-T!  SAWFT!!!