Blog:Grust Torture Tier List For the Administrators

In honor of my 34th birthday today, I decided to take a look at 20 methods of torture I can use against administrators. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than to hear them beg for mercy as they go through unspeakable agony so what are the best? Well that's what the tier list is for. I'll rank methods from S to A. Just a reminder, I'm the only one with the right to torture and threaten administrators, so don't let me catch you touching my stuff. Also WENth100 is exempt from torture as he came up with an agonizing torture for SJWs.

S = I'll use this so often often I could get an Admin to bang their against the wall like Jeffy being called a bad Jeffy out of fear it could happen again.

A = Tempting but something keeps it from being an S.

B = I'll save this if you get me super mad.

C = Too much an inconvenience for me to use.

D = Even I have standards.

Okay let's look at the suffering I can inflict upon administrators.

1. Flicking water at them with my fingertips: This will mildly annoy them throughout the day and may cause minor clothing damage if the water is hot or cold. Definitely S rank torture. Kesner: You monster.

2. Made store manager at a store frequented by Karens: Oh Joker, anything but that. Karens make me look sane. They are insufferable in person and the greatest nuisance since SJWs. D rank. Grand Albert: Glad to know even Grust has his limits.

3. White hot branding iron: Extremely painful, will likely cause intense screaming for a whole week, but it's only good for one use so it should be savored. I'll save it if I ever catch an Administrator with another psychopath. It'll even say Property of Grust so until death the administrators will know they are mine and only mine. B Rank.

4. The Rack: It's a painful medieval torture device that stretches your limbs. Tempting for admins but there runs the risk of dislocating limbs and permanent damage. And I'm pretty sure Admins are needed for other things other than be a lightning rod for my ever growing descent into insanity. Definitely a C rank.

5. 10 hour loop videos on Youtube: Can waste 10 hours of their lives, get very annoying very quickly and might cause acute mental damage to their psyche. This is so an S rank torture.

6. '''Teach them a thousand subtle shades of pain. A hundred ways to die before finally laying their lifeless bodies at my master's table:''' My dark masters tell me I'm not at liberty to tell you what this would entail as mere mortals can't hope to comprehend what they'll suffer through even in plain text. I'll save this if one of you so much as puts a teeny tiny drop of chocolate syrup or other sticky residue on my SNES. B Rank.

7. Walk home naked with the stone of shame: Could be a fun humiliating torture, but that could leave you easily exposed to disease carrying mosquitoes. A rank

8. Rendered unable to die and sent to drift through space for eternity: Ah the ultimate punishment of Kars. All I need to upgrade this torture is a shock device that would render an administrator unable to simply stop thinking and it'd be perfect. I'll save this is an administrator breaks one of my consoles. B rank.

9. Showing off a super deadly weapon and telling the administrators they don't get to play with it: There's nothing more fun that playing with weapons that can immense harm, pain, or destruction. So how about I show my alien spaceship capable of leveling cities and causing untold destruction and devastation and tell Trevor807 he can't play with it. Tevor807: You're pure evil, Grust. Grust: I know. Trevor807: You're also a killjoy. Grust: Crap he's right. A rank torture.

10. Pictures of Lena Dunham naked or in a bikini: D RANK D RANK D RANK D RANK D RANK D RANK D RANK D RANK D RANK Nuff said.

11. Listening to an SJW talk for 2 minutes: Just one minute of them talking killed my sanity. Why should anyone else suffer. D rank.

12. Death threats: Boring, generic and any psycho on the internet can use them. Just thinking about it is enough to put me to sleep and I'm drinking 24 oz. of coffee. Admins deserve better than something so boring. C rank.

13. Putting permanent marker on their foreheads that says, "Property of Grust": Embarrassing in social situations and should make sure no other psycho tries to steal them away from me. S rank.

14. Cailou and Barney and Friends marathon: Two of the most hated preschool educational programs of all time. A marathon of both should cause acute mental stress and if lucky completely break any administrator. Definitely an S rank torture.

15. Teletubbies: It did quite the damage to Kesner that the word custard is able to put him in a catatonic state. S rank!

16. Depression Quest: The worst piece of shit I ever played. No one should ever sufer from something this crappy "game" ever again. D rank

17. Superman 64: I still remember the headaches from playing this. I'll save this if an administrator walks in on me naked, preventing me from ever getting married. B rank!

18. Tie up an administrator and play a fun game they'd want to play: A good tempting torture as tantalization is one of the most ancient forms of torture there is. But this is also a killjoy moment. A rank

19. A compilation of Peggy Hill being a smug smartass with no comeuppance: Oh crap, I hate Peggy Hill and her facing no commeuppance for her narcissistic attitude always makes me cringe. This is so a D rank.

20. Reading SJW articles on game sites: That'll give these shit sites ad revenue, relevance, and it'll cause mental stress in administrators far more than I'd allow. This is so a D rank

So any other torture you can come up with for administraotrs? Well STAY AWAY FROM THEM. THEY'RE MINE. Okay hope you enjoyed seeing horrific tortures.

