Blog:Luigi in the Mario movie be like (meme):

That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mario? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "King Bowser," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Bowser's mail is getting sent back to me. King Bowser! King Bowser! I look in the mail, and this whole box is King Bowser's! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his castle and put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Bowser's castle and what do I find out, Mario? What do I find out?! There is no King Bowser. The villain does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh mama mia, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no King Bowser? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Bowser! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Daisy in Sarasaland and I knock on her door and I say, "Oh Daisy! Daisy! I gotta talk to you about Bowser." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn Bowser in that castle! There. is. no. Daisy in Sarasaland. Mario, half the koopas in this castle have been made up! This castle is a goddamn ghost town!