Włatcy móch: Wrzód na dópie

Włatcy móch: Wrzód na dópie (English: The lordz o' flys: An ulcer in the ass) is an adventure video game developed and published by Nicolas Games in 2009 for Microsoft Windows only in Poland. It's based on Włatcy móch, an adult animated series, which airs on TV4, TV6, Comedy Central, MTV and VH1 in Poland.

Plot
Anusiak, Maślana, Konieczko and Czesio are returning to school from the summer break. On the spot, they discover that a lot has changed during their absence. Mrs. Frał was attacked by an alien (the title Wrzód/Ulcer) who has possessed her. The nurse, on the other hand, was "moved to the reserve", and her place was taken by a medical vending machine mysteriously associated with the alien possessing Mrs. Fral. In addition, Mrs. Fral, possessed by an alien, introduces uniforms at school and announces a test for the entire elementary school material for the next day. Our four heroes try to stop the alien before she can cause anymore trouble.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The game is incredibly short, just like Monkey's Adventures or Rzeźnik. It can be beaten in 40 minutes or less than 1.5 hours. It's like if the developers actually realized how poor the game is, so they decided to actually give it a short length that makes the time be less wasted, especially if you would want to do other things after playing and/or finishing the game.
 * 2) The puzzles are extremely simple. In fact, they are so easy that even an 11-year-old would actually beat them so easily without having any trouble. Because of this, you don't even have to watch a walkthrough or tutorial on YouTube to figure it out and you can do all of them on your own with little to no problems.
 * 3) The graphics are primitive for 2009 standards. While the art-style may reflect the original well, there are ugliness and misery in the game, just to ruin the original look of the show, much like the voice acting in the cutscenes in mh:awesomegames:Mega Man 8. The game even looks like it was going to be made at least for the mh:awesomegames:PlayStation or even the Sega Saturn, rather than PC.
 * 4) Boring gameplay, which only limits you to very easy puzzles made for underdeveloped monkeys from under the trepanation of the skull without anesthesia. Because of this, the players can be pretty bored easily while playing the game.
 * 5) Lazy title screen. What it shows you is just some black text on a gray background that contains the "Włatcy móch" logo. Not even any effects have been given to the font or the background. They are just as generic as a video game's menu during it's alpha state, rather than a released game that's not in an alpha state.
 * 6) The game sometimes loses the soul and charm of the original show, not adding the iconic track from the series' opening or other tracks used in the series. Instead, it just uses an custom music that sounds like it doesn't belong in the show at all.
 * 7) *This could be due to copyright issues, as famous Polish rock group, "Behavior" did the soundtrack for the original series, and using them without their permission would cause Nicolas Games to get sued by them.
 * 8) Slow animations. Also, the characters almost never show any emotion. Their emotion is just almost the exact same emotion without even bothering to yell at something, or even be surprised at something. Instead, it uses almost the exact same emotion.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Decent controls.
 * 2) The game has some funny jokes.
 * 3) As mentioned above, the art-style does reflect the original well and looks like it was ripped straight from an episode.

Review Scores

 * Gry-Online - 1/10

Critical reception
Włatcy Móch: Wrzód na dópie received overwhelmingly negative reviews. On Gry-Online, it received an average user rating of 2.0/10, and former editor of Gry-Online Krzysztof Gonciarz gave a 1/10.

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