Blog:U Got 45'd Video Game! (FAKE)

U Got 45'd Video Game! is a 2024 British Nintendo Switch video game.

Plot
It turns out that Germany was right. Brazil was a pedophile for this entire time. Brazil finds his way too get out of Drunk Street by leaving Nationalist China's house.

Brazil's Escape
After the tried to escape, he finds the Japanese Empire, who was busy leaking her nudes. Brazil was forced to do a task by the Japanese Empire before she even lets him go, but Brazil wasn't so sure about it. They both start fighting until they realized that friendship will go away if they keep this up. The Japanese Empire then lets Brazil go, but she wants to follow him.

Before leaving Drunk Street, Brazil finds a note from Poland saying “Follow me. You are going to find your way out”. The Japanese Empire follows the note but Brazil doesn't even trust the note. The Japanese Empire told him if he is going or not, but Brazil doesn't want to go. So they fucked themselves up later.

Mexico's “Countryball Cycling”
Brazil and the Japanese Empire leads into coming at Mexico's house. They both thought that the note was Poland, but Mexico did it as a trick. They later tell them about “Countryball Cycling”, where she recycles unused items.

Escaping Battle (SPOILERS!)
UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Why It Is The Worst Game Ever

 * 1) The title make no sense and it is a rip off to Family Guy Video Game!. The title should have been named The U Got 45'd Video Game or U Got 45'd: The Video Game.
 * 2) A conflict of making a game based on the U Got 45'd franchise is extremely atrocious, as the film, as well as its sequels, where critically panned by both critics and audiences alike, making it the worst films of all time. Plus, there shouldn't be a reason to give it a game.
 * 3) The game's plot is basic, unoriginal and random, as it stoles a lot of elements from mh:awesomegames:EarthBound, Starch Brotherhood: The Game and Harvey Adventure, but with adult humor thrown to it.
 * 4) The battle scenes are pretty much boring and really repetitive; all you can do is use Brazil's Alicorn magic and defeat Germany by using his magic.
 * 5) *The battle scenes also last for far too long or too short.
 * 6) *Most of the battle scenes have nothing to do with the plot whatsoever, such as Mexico's Countryball Cycling, Poland Gets A Clue, the Japanese Empire's strip club (yes, that), The Return of Brazil's Penis (YES THAT TOO!), Nationalist China's Homework (What the hell?), South Africa's Weed Challenge, etc.
 * 7) Misleading rating: Despite the game being E10, there are sexual humor and sexual harassment in this game, leading it to get banned.
 * 8) The pricing on the game is extremely ridiculous!; whenever you die before completing the entire game, if you want to continue, you have to pay $6969932939484939393939393933939 to continue! Who the FUCK would want to spend that many to continue this game?!?!?!?!?!
 * 9) Some characters flanderizations can be taken up to the 11:
 * 10) the Japanese Empire is now a Mean Popular Girl who asks really spoiled and is obsessed with leaking nudes of her, despite being a minor.
 * 11) Brazil, the main protagonist isn't any better, as he is a punching bag who never gets his hands off the Japanese Empire's nudes.
 * 12) Mexico is portrayed as an stereotypical, over excited and a generic protagonist.
 * 13) Germany, the main antagonist is now a porn lover who leaks children's nudes too much, considering pedophilia.
 * 14) There are over 900,000,000 LEVELS IN THIS GAME! Which is WAY TOO MANY! Because of this, the game gets boring REALLY fast and it is EXTREMELY IMPOSSIBLE to complete this game!
 * 15) *As mentioned earlier, if you die on the last level (which is The Crystal Brighthouse Destruction), you will have to start the game ALL OVER AGAIN! Meaning that you have wasted your FUCKIN time to complete this game! Can't they just lower the levels?!

The Only, Only, Only, Only, Only, Only, and pretty much the Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) Decent soundtrack, that's all.

Reception
The game was lambasted by critics, gamers and every single human being in the planet, for being rubbish, for having sexual humor, being in the U Got 45'd franchise and of course, having over 900,000,000 levels. On Metacritic, it has a 0 out of 100, making it the LOWEST rated game ever. Angry Video Game Nerd put it in his major code red in his shit scale, and he considered the worst game ever.