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Lots of text coming up below: The Edbert Airlines Official Safety Video Hello and welcome aboard Edbert Airlines. Even if you’re a seasoned traveler, we will still force you watch the safety video anyway. The first thing other airlines usually do is explain how to fasten the seat belt, but since everybody knows that by now, let's just skip that. Stow your baggage either in the overhead lockers, or under the seat in front of you, but make sure the lockers are closed in case you don't want a suitcase to bonk your head. Now, in case you haven't heard it already, the use of cigarettes, as well as electronic cigarettes is not allowed anywhere, on any of our aircraft, so don't tamper with the smoke detectors in the toilets if you don't want the disapproval of the other passengers. And now is the time to talk about electronic devices. Any device that emits radio waves, such as walkie-talkies, remote controlled cars, radios, and portable TVs (do people even use them these days?) are not allowed as they can potentially interfere with the communication systems of the airplane. For other electronics, such as laptops, tablets, mobile phones of any kind, PDAs, personal stereos, handheld game consoles, portable media players and cameras (as well as video cameras), you can only use them once the fasten seatbelt sign is off and, where available, switched to airplane mode. (Well, unless you’re on a plane with Wi-Fi, but even then, tickets for those are way too expensive.) For further information on electronic devices, check page 17 of the in-flight magazine. Should the cabin experience rapid depressurization, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you. To put on an oxygen mask, pull the mask firmly towards your face, and just place it over your nose and mouth. Adjust by pulling on the two straps on the front of the mask when required. Put on your own mask before helping out children beside you, even if the child could put on his or her own mask without assistance. There are 10 exits on this 777-300ER, but since the exit layout is already on the safety card, let’s just not detail the location of the exits. An exit may or may not be near you, though. When an evacuation takes place in the dark, lights on the seats will guide you to the nearest exit. In the event of a water landing, your life jacket can be found either beneath the seat in Economy and Premium Economy or beside it in Business and First Class. After removing it from the plastic pouch, slip it over your head and connect the two ends together. To tighten the jacket, pull on the strap. Inflate when at an exit by pulling on the 2 red tabs, and if that’s not enough, top it off by blowing into the black tube. Smaller life jackets are also provided by the cabin crew when available. During an evacuation, high heeled shoes must be taken off as they can damage the slides. Baggage must also be left behind. While sliding down put both your arms out and sit up straight. Once everyone is out of the aircraft, run as far as you can from the aircraft. Now, are you ready to fly after hearing all that nonsense? If you are, you must make sure that your seat is in the upright position, your seatbelt is securely fastened, the tray table is folded away, all of the aisles free of any baggage, and window blinds opened. Finally, take your time reading the beautifully illustrated safety card. Thank you for paying attention, and have fun!

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