Blog:Balan Wonderworld but it's a FANDOM page



Balan Wonderworld is a game.

Why it Sucks

 * 1) Awful powerups.
 * 2) Almost every button is jump. If you only need one button, WHY DO YOU NEED TO MAKE ALL THE OTHER BUTTONS JUMP?????
 * 3) *The menus are also f**ked up, as to get out of the menus, you have to select the Back option. There is no button to get out of a menu.
 * 4) This feels more like a game from the late 1990s or early 2000s.
 * 5) Disgusting graphics despite using Unreal Engine 4 (the game engine by ''FORTNITE DEVELOPER!!!!!!!!!!).
 * 6) Awful animations.
 * 7) You have to backtrack a lot to complete this game 100%.
 * 8) False Advertising.
 * 9) For some stupid reason. the game's plot is in a book, which is a separate purchase! GREEDY F**KERS FROM SQUARE ENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 10) SO MANY COSTUMES, BUT SOME OF THEM CAN'T EVEN JUMP!!!!!!. IN A PLATFORMING GAME111!!11111
 * 11) Horrible level design. The levels were done by a bunch of preschoolers.
 * 12) Fake Difficulty.
 * 13) Boring and repetitive minigames. BETTER TO GO OUTSIDE INSTEAD!!!!!!!
 * 14) Very few levels, having only 37.
 * 15) The final boss can give people seizures. SERIOUSLY, WHAT WAS YUJI NAKA THINKING?!?!?!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!
 * 16) Overpriced, costing $60. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) At least it's better than Shaq Fu and Big Rigs.
 * 2) If the developers had taken more time with this game, it would have been on Awesome Games Wiki instead. With delay it would be a worldwide hit!!!!

Reception
Balan Wonderworld got negative reviews and is considered a disappointment. Everyone says the game stinks and Square Enix continues to shit at the audience.

Trivia

 * You can quickly uninstall this game!!!