Blog:How to not make a page 3 (Allistayrian)

Electric Assholes is a bad bad baaaaaaad, greedy ass company who licks your money dick.

Why They Suck Money Dick

 * 1) They suck money dick.
 * 2) They're greedy as fuck! They will literally steal your wallet, as well as SAVINGS!!!!
 * 3) Their games suuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Fucking monkey hell, they're reskins and boring shit games at all. Fuck them. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK them.
 * 4) Assholes and other bunch of buttholes.
 * 5) EA means Electric Assholes. Their name is so damn fucking retarded I can't believe they still EXIST!!!!!
 * 6) They're wearing a "troll face" mask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 7) EDP445 does not approve. He's too FAT!
 * 8) Mini Ladd does not approve.
 * 9) Cryaotic does not approve.
 * 10) They frequently watch money hentai. Fuck these coomers. FUCK THEM.

The Only RedEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEming Qualiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiity

 * 1) EA never touched my money dick.