Blog:Bad Page Example

This is a example of how to not make a page. Keep in mind that nothing here must be taken too seriously. And keep in mind that mh:awesomegames:Super Mario Bros. is actually a good game.

Super Mario Bros. is an awful trash platformer by Shitendo from 1985. People think that this game is good but it's not. Attack all of the people who love this game. And don't forget to destroy every copy of this game if you see one.

Plot
NOT TELLING CUZ THIS GAME STINKS LOL

Why It ULTIMATELY EXTREMELY SUPER DUPER ULTRA Sucks Like Mother-Uncle Fuckin Crap!

 * 1) The graphics are FREAKING UGLY AND NASTY AS HELL THAT WOULD SERIOUSLY WANT TO KILL YOUR EYES.
 * 2) It rip off Sonic and Donkey Kong, which are better than this
 * 3) No one likes Mario lol
 * 4) The music is terrible
 * 5) THE CONTROLS ARE THE WORST IN THIS GAME
 * 6) IT THE GAME FAULT THAT NINTENDO BECOME A GREAT COMPANY, WHEN NINTENDO SUCKS AS WELL
 * 7) People think that this game rocks when it does not
 * 8) It ruined Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde's reputation
 * 9) NO ONE WOULD WASTE A FEW MONEY FOR THIS AWFUL NES GAME
 * 10) It just sucks
 * 11) It is terrible
 * 12) No one likes it
 * 13) Super Mario Bros. is more like Idiotic Mario Idiots.
 * 14) Mario and Luigi are gay
 * 15) Princess Peach is a fatass lol and a dumb bimbo how the fuck do you get captured 1700 times in a row are you fucking kidding me
 * 16) Bowser eats too much McDonald's and Texas Fried Chicken
 * 17) It got ported to different platforms, WHEN THIS GAME DIDN'T DESERVED A SINGLE PORT!!!
 * 18) This game was the reason why 9/11 attacks exist
 * 19) * its also the reasin hitler started a war
 * 20) The sprihtz r bed they r shetty and thai fuckin suck deek
 * 21) Pepl ho lyk dis gaem r braynded edeyuts.

Redeeming Qualities
yeah fucking right

Trivia
this game stinks so fuckin hard

Reception
Unfortunately this got positive reviews wtf is wrong with you people this game sucks dick and balls how dare you you better hate it now or imma make sure it's the last game you play

other shit
fuck mario

not the comments
lol i hope this franchise dies

princess peach
GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN BITCH

bowser
LET ME KILL MARIO THIS TIME I AM BETTER THAN YOU

luigi
Be useful or die

ugly mushroom thingies
why the fuck are you all wearing diapers how old are you all

mario
eat healthy you fat ass

all the other assholes
you’re useless enemies that all die in one hit. How pathetic. The only one that actually has a backbone is those goddamn black turtle things. Cos they are a pain in the ass i cant kill them and they suck donkey dick i should make a page on them now