Blog:Satire early in the morning on resetera (Not for the faint of heart)

Warning this blog piece is supposed to be darkly humorous and the incel speak is used to mock the way how pretentious sjws speak and act so if you get offended and call me an alt righter or that "you've lost your mind" enjoy getting blocked.

Tː "logs into resetera" Topic EA partners with Cunttaku.

Jː Ah its great to see strong independent women supporting strong independent women. Silly chuds thinking are vaginas are fishy and that we like fucking dogs and drink wine all the time. HːEWW Japanese studios are silly alt right porn dens. Lː ITs great that they are also funding planned parent hood as well too many white male babies are being born and mommy's got a date with Kamarqui fucking my stretched out cunt out. Gː EA also is home to some strong black women as well and strong sisters who have some really hot tea sis. Aː EA has always been very good to us here in Cuntaku its how i met my wife and her Bulls who are some very strapping handsome young men. If i made they also have 20 inch dongs and work as construction workers. Eː Who gives a fuck about acountability and ethics in journalism gamers are silly man children and games are just toys. IːJapanese studios have no idea how we Americans do it and i'm glad that the un and Australia is going to ban it. Lː"Censored" she's a trailblazer in having women in the industry and so is "censored" and "censored" who gives a fuck about that silly limp dick losers death. KːSoy's actually very good for you and Starbucks should also partner up with Cunttaku as well too. We need more soy in order to combat toxic masculinity and also the decreased fertilzation meanns less white men in the world. TːI do believe that if the developer is doing shady stuff he or she should be arrested and held acountable and so should the urinalists as well too. (Banned) Meanwhile in Soy FrontCehaso "FBI" Open up motherfucker (In comes in the entire fbi in all of the world coming to arrest a urinalist̪ and arrests everyone in a cramped 4 person bedroom apartment filled with box wine and weed) (Breaking news a urinalist from Kotaku is arrested for child molestation,bribery,child porn poession,murder,cannibalism,ectasay possesion and embezellement he faces life imprisonment at the Grust federal maximum securtiy prison.) "A" I wish i had some bbc right now from Damvanrious and Kavante. "Cries in the showers while Chad gets clean and fucks all of the female guards out" "Warden Grust enters the chat with a mace and prepares for the species reassignment surgery from human to doll he then brings out the chainsaw and.........." "The end" This idea i got from reading one of the most shilliest universe brain takes i've seen in my life from some red haired post wall roastie who works in the game industry. Hope yall enjoy it. And if your a urinialist or some video game developer who reads this post eat an entire round of an ak-47.

