Blog:DisneyVillain Making Fun of Depression Quest Some More

I make it no secret that Depression Quest now ranks as the worst game I ever played and even despise people that like the game and taught me how truly corrupt game journalism has become.

I have already made it my 64th and final game article on this wiki and even made a blog comparing it to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties where Plumbers Don't Wear Ties ended up actually being better. But that does not come even close to satisfying my hatred for the game so down below will be a bunch of random quotes I will use to make fun of the game. Plus since I'm somewhat retired from both Crappy and Awesome Games Wiki, I need something to do since unlike the Love Interest Wiki, I have no plans to have myself blocked.

Making Fun of Depression Quest

 * Note: Many quotes may contain strong language, sexual themes, gross-out humor, insulting Zoe Quinn and other SJWs and feminazies. Parental discretion is advised.
 * Second Note: If you have any quotes you'd like to add to this game, put in comment section and DisneyVillain will add it with your name next to it. Be as cruel as you please.
 * 1) This game is living proof that Hell exists.
 * 2) In the 1931 adaption of Dracula with Bela Lugosi, Dracula states that there far worse things awaiting man than death. Depression Quest proves Dracula was right.
 * 3) If you like this game, you need psychiatric help.
 * 4) I'd rather inhale mercury vapor than play this game again.
 * 5) This is why user ratings are preferred over game reviews.
 * 6) Zoe Quinn must be good in bed to have "journalists" give this game a good review.
 * 7) Dear TV Tropes, I am fully aware that I was only truly blocked because of my opinion of this game. Please note that I will never apologize for my thoughts on this game so just delete my account and go fuck yourselves. All the Tropes Wiki is better anyways.
 * 8) Frieza's hell was being serenaded by cute cuddly creatures. My Hell is playing this game for eternity.
 * 9) Actually scratch that, I don't even think Hell would be cruel to have this game.
 * 10) If Hell has this game, then demons are now obsolete.
 * 11) I would rather be placed in a time warp and very slowly devoured by zombies than play this game again.
 * 12) Even Superman (Nintendo 64) had more variety.
 * 13) If I ever play this game again, please kill me.
 * 14) Even other bad games offer something redeeming about them, but Depression Quest lacks even that.
 * 15) This "game" is even less entertaining than watching a brand new lightbulb slowly dying. (Atari92)
 * 16) At least the headaches I got from Superman 64 healed, but the pain I got from Depression Quest is eternal.
 * 17) Even the Angry Video Game Nerd shouldn't be forced to play this abomination.
 * 18) This game doesn't even qualify as bottom of the barrel, this game is a piece of dog shit being crushed under the barrel.
 * 19) This game doesn't just suck, it is pure evil.
 * 20) I'd rather lick Richard Simmons armpits as he "Sweats to the Oldies" than play this game again.
 * 21) This game is to me what Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is to James Rolfe.
 * 22) Dear game journalists, I hope praising this shitheap of a game was worth losing the respect of the gamers that relied on you.
 * 23) This game is living proof that there are justifiable reasons to commit suicide.
 * 24) Anybody that genuinely likes this game (mostly idiotic SJWs) should never be allowed to breed.
 * 25) Every other crappy game on this wiki is laughing merrily knowing that at least they're not Depression Quest.
 * 26) Even Konami and EA wouldn't sink so low to make this unholy evil.
 * 27) Even the Joker would frown if he played this game.
 * 28) I would rather go through every single booby trap that appeared through the "Home Alone" series than play this game again.
 * 29) I would rather pour Carolina Reaper pepper juice into my eyes than see this game.
 * 30) The fact that anybody could like this game proves that even the most vile, putrid, slimy, unholy pile of crap that mankind has ever produce will have fans.
 * 31) What could be even worse torture, listening to songs from "Barney and Friends" or Depression Quest?
 * 32) This game could send Batman to a dark corner, sucking on his thumb while in a fetal position.
 * 33) I'd rather take a piss in the Amazon River than play this game again (If you don't get why peeing in the Amazon River is a bad idea, trust me, you don't want to know).
 * 34) The only possible way I would ever play this game again is if Ace Chemicals opened up in my town.
 * 35) This game is so bad, the entrance to Hell changed its inscription from "Abandon Hope Ye Who Enter" to "Just be glad you're not playing Depression Quest.
 * 36) This game is so bad, it drove Cthulhu insane.
 * 37) If you like Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric, I'll think you're an idiot. If you like Depression Quest I'll think you're scum.
 * 38) I'd rather take a vacation in "Gun Free Chicago" than play this game again.
 * 39) And you all wondered why Grust went insane.
 * 40) I'd rather be waterboarded with piss and diarrhea than play this game again.
 * 41) I'd rather be put in a narrow cylinder with sulfuric acid up to my ankles and slowly dissolve than play this game again.
 * 42) I'd rather rimjob an angry horse and get kicked in the neck than play this game again.
 * 43) I'd rather play and finish Cartoon Network: Battle Crashers and All Doctor Games that playing this game.
 * 44) Depression Quest for me is like the Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash for Scott the Woz and Shrek the Third for Schaffrillas Productions.
 * 45) I would rather have the Damascus sword shoved up my ass than play this.

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