Blog:Super Mario Bros (Page Made By George Wood From Gaming in the Clinton Years)

Super Mario Bros. is a 1985 platform video game released for the Nintendo Entertainment System.

Intro
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Why It Sucks

 * 1) It doesn't use Silicon Graphics computers.
 * 2) It is worse than the excellent Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind
 * 3) The Game is extremely easy when you cheat.
 * 4) The Game doesn't even have music.
 * 5) This counterfeit Sailor Moon toy looks stupid.
 * 6) The game is not realistic.
 * 7) The game isn’t as fun with cheating Even though I cheat constantly in games.
 * 8) The controls are way too responsive. They should take at least 30 seconds to respond.
 * 9) *Though you can make your controller less overresponsive by hoping that your controller drifts.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The sequel should involve Mario getting bone cancer as it will make the character more meaningful.
 * 2) With this code AATOZA, you can get to World 8 instantly.
 * 3) At least the game isn't realistic since realism is getting old in video games.
 * 4) The game is fun to play, except when you're losing.

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