Blog:Fake Game: The Second Best Game Ever

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The Second Best Game Ever is an action game developed by EA and the game was mysteriously published despite the negative reception to the demo. No one who worked on the previous game worked on this one. It was made by Elroy the Idiot.

Plot (If You Can Call It That)
Somehow, at the end of the last game (which had no true ending, making this game non-canon), the world blew up and Avatar became an evil zombie. He then goes to Hades for some reason and becomes the servant of a devil-like creature named The Dev, who tells the Avatar to do evil deeds for him the entire game.

Characters

 * Evil Avatar
 * Buxbi the "mother" tigress con artist
 * The Dev
 * Dirty Dan
 * Pinhead Larry
 * Peppa Pig
 * A Talking Gravestone That Has The Names Of All The Miraheze Users On It

Why This Is The Second Worst Game Ever

 * 1) It completely ignores the last game in every single way. The game world looks so much different, none of the characters from the last game appear, save for the Avatar, and all lore is ignored.
 * 2) Despite being the only returning character to appear, the Avatar has been butchered and went from good to evil and only does evil deeds. You also can't customize him at all, he is just a generic zombie person in knight attire (according to the manual).
 * 3) The graphics are horrible and the worst an Atari 1000 game has ever been. You can't even tell what is going on, as everything is a square that looks the same save for having different colors.
 * 4) The game completely ignores the entire audience of the last game by releasing the game on the Atari 2600, which was one of the lowest selling ports of The Best Game Ever and was one of the worst versions. To add insult to injury, despite being only released for the 2600, the only port, a version for MS-DOS, was planned but cancelled. That port would have worked like Ultima Underworld. This led to backlash from fans.
 * 5) The worst "gameplay" imaginable. Literally all you do is NOTHING. You just wait for everything to happen without pushing a single button or moving the joystick. You can press the button on the joystick to speed up the action, but that is it. It can't even be called gameplay. To read and get involved in conversations, the game gives you a code and you go to that page in the manual to read it. The manual then acts like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book.
 * 6) Micro-transactions in an Atari game! The game comes with a pad that you put on your Atari. When you want to remove some of the bugs from the game, you type in your credit card number on the pad and are charged $20. Buying one save game that can only be used once costs $5, and loading that save game once costs another $5.
 * 7) Awful graphics and animation in the console versions that are similar to late PS1 or N64 game. The game was claimed to have cel-shaded graphics, though this can only really be seen on The Character Models. The rest of the graphics just look ugly and terrible. Even The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, which was made eleven months before this game, had better-looking graphics that involved cel-shading. The character models aren't much better, the avatar in particular looks like he has no teeth and regularly has a weird, bugged-eyed expression on his face.
 * 8) The characters that do appear are unlikable and are just there. They swear at least three times in every sentence and say strange things, such as Bobby Boy wanting to kill The Dev because he stole his toys.
 * 9) The plot is stupid and is an insult to the first game's story. Why would the Avatar go to Hades when he was a nice person in the last game and why would he turn into a zombie. And why in the world does The Dev dab constantly and do Fortnite dances?
 * 10) The glitches are frequent. Due to the atrocious gameplay, they are all unavoidable and one happens every five seconds, and it's a game-breaking bug nine out of ten times. The game is pretty much impossible to beat this way, as the game is over 10,000 years long in length.
 * 11) The worst box art ever. It's basically a rip-off of Ultima VII: Pagan's cover... and that game wasn't even good. They also added random memes to the cover for some reason.
 * 12) The game is offensive in every way imaginable. The most offensive is the talking gravestone, which has the Miraheze users on it, insulting the creators of The Best Game Ever.
 * The game also completely disrespects the Goose, who died in the first game. The gravestone says "The goose was a stupid son of a bitch."


 * 1) Stupid ending. When the Avatar finishes every task The Dev wants him to do, they do a dance off and are killed by getting sucked into a black hole made by Big Chungus, which is then destroyed by the destruction of the universe to rid the world of The Dev and Avatar once and for all.
 * 2) The storage is way to big for an Atari game, clocking in at 50 terabytes. Some Ataris will even explode if you try to start up the game.
 * 3) The game has an M-rating, despite how the excessive swearing and bloody descriptions should have given it an AO rating.
 * 4) If you try to save during a dungeon, your save file will be corrupted. You will have to start all over again.
 * 5) No free saving or loading feature. If you run into a bug, you have to start the whole game over. You can buy saves and loads as mentioned above, but they get corrupted sometimes.

The ONLY & I Mean ONLY Redeeming Quality

 * 1) The game admits it's not as good as the first.

Reception
While The Best Game Ever was the highest ranking game ever made, this was the lowest ranking game ever, except from once again IGN, who gave the game a 10/10 because EA paid them to do so. That score was left out of the Metacritic average, which is -1/100. The creators of The Best Game Ever have since called it non-canon and forgets it ever existed. AtExtreme ranked the game a -10/100, stating, "And There you have it: Terribe graphics, cruddy gameplay, generic style, no puzzle solving, and gameplay with little to no thoughtout gameplay, and you have a game that no one should play." It was however rumored that EA paid them for this review, as the original writer said that they actually liked the game. No sequels to The Best Game Ever where made after that, due to how perfect it was.

Trivia

 * The game took 40 years to make and was an idea before The Best Game Ever.
 * The game is considered non-canon.
 * This was the last bad game EA made before they learned that they make mostly mediocre and bad games. They learned from their mistakes and began to make good games afterword. They went from a hated company to respected.