Blog:My Top 5 Worst Consoles Ever

I always wish to have at least 1 video game console than just PC. While I don't have any consoles, there are some consoles I hate so much after reading their pages. If you like any of them, I'm fine with that. Anyways, here they come!

Number 5: PlayStation Classic
Gosh, the micro-console version of the first PlayStation console, and really horrible. It has a poor emulation, therefore, one of the games is unplayable at all, and the audio glitches in other games. The build quality is also no better, the unit can die in 3 hours. Yep, in 3 hours! Not to mention, there are only 20 games. If there will be the PlayStation 2 Classic, I wanna not see the exact same problems the PS1 Classic has in it.

Number 4: HyperScan
This console is really horrible. The games have many flaws in them. For example, in X-Men and Interstellar Wrestling League, to choose the character, you have to scan the character card to select your character instead of having character select screens. One of the games, Ben 10 has something that results in cheap deaths. The text boxes can freeze you in mid-air if you're trying to jump over a hole. Speaking of the text boxes, they pause the game. No wonder it's the 3rd worst selling console of all time, and possibly tied with Pioneer LaserActive.

Number 3: Atari 5200
The worst Atari console I have ever seen. It's so big as hell, and it can be really hard to grab. It's AC adapter weighs like a million tons, and it's really hard to grab, even if you're like 25+ years old. It also has a awful controller, which doesn't work at all (mainly if you're using it for the first time). No matter how many times you will press something, it still won't work. And it's cartridges don't have end labels, meaning it's hard to pick up a game you want to play. If you want a good Atari console, I highly recommend trying out the mh:awesomegames:Atari 2600.

Number 2: Amiga CD32
This is basically poor man's version of the Philips CD-i. It is the main reason why Commodore went bankrupt in April 1994. It's controller is really weird, it can make you wonder "Why are the words upside down?", until you realize you have the controller upside down. Speaking of the controller, it's buttons are really weird. They're 3-1-2, the curly arrow, the arrow pointing at the line and the square buttons, instead of A, B, C, and D, or 1, 2, 3, and 4. And the power button is on the back of the console. And to get the game to work, you have to make it's disc hatch down to spin! But if you let your hand go, it stops spinning, meaning you have to put something on it, like a paint can, but don't open it to make it fall, otherwise, you know what will happen. However, it's startup is well done. This makes me feel like Commodore wanted to go bankrupt by making this piece of garbage.

Number 1: Virtual Boy
Oh my freaking god. That's the worst console I have EVER seen. It can cause seizures and headache if you play a game on it for too long. The graphics in it's games are only red and black. That's it, no colors other than red and black. It's controller uses 2 D-pads for some reason. Not to mention, it's needed to run the system, and has the power switch on it. But if you are playing it on the table, it can become loose and shut off your game. There's even no head strap, meaning you have to play it on the table, or on the floor. However, it has 2 games I like the most: Virtual Boy Wario Land (or simply Wario Land) and Teleroboxer. I'm glad it didn't cause mh:awesomegames:Nintendo to go bankrupt, unlike the Amiga CD32 caused Commodore to do it, and I hope Nintendo regrets making this disaster. I will NEVER, and I mean, I will NEVER like this console.