Secret Story

Secret Story (usually called Secret Story DS) is a video game adapted from the French reality show of the same name released for the Nintendo DS.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Terrible touch controls: Whenever you want to select an object, it's often your character that is selected.
 * 2) You cannot customize your character because you are asked questions and the answers will generate your character.
 * 3) The game takes the concept of The Sims but executes it very badly to such an extent that it is extremely different from The Sims.
 * 4) It has no in-game explanation and no help, you are left in the game with no help and you're on your own.
 * 5) Missed objectives: for example when you enter the house of secrets you are alone and you decide to search the garden before a candidate enters but after 2 seconds a candidate enters and your goal is useless.
 * 6) The game is a monster brothel the NPCs are jostling there are objects falling on the ground and you don't understand anything because you have no objective.
 * 7) The investigative function also has no explanation given you have to put objects in boxes but it is useless.
 * 8) Bad attempts at humor: for example one of the protagonists looks suspiciously like Zack Efron and his name is Zack.
 * 9) The instruction manual doesn't help as there are typos all over the place.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The welcome music is okay.
 * 2) The character design is really good.

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Reception
The game has been universally criticized by the public, it holds a 1.7/10 on Senscritique as well as a 3/20 on jeuxvideo.com.

Ascuns tried the game and criticized it for having no instructions, he considered it the worst game he had tested until Kid Paddle Blocks Invasions and E=M6 joined them.