Blog:U Got 45’d: Maretime Bay Adventure! (JOKE/FAKE)

But wasn’t the game meant to be for everyone 7+?

U Got 45’d: Maretime Bay Adventure! is a game from a franchise that everyone hates.

Gameplay
You get to play as brazil or his stoopid friends that nobody cares about and you collect random stuff that I don’t even cares osskfdooskemfowowsmamsowlekd.

Why I Hate It
UNDER DESTRUCTION
 * 1) I hate it.
 * 2) I hate it.
 * 3) I hate it.
 * 4) I hate it.
 * 5) I hate it.
 * 6) I hate it.
 * 7) It just sucks.
 * 8) All of the characters in their 3D designs look absolutely bad!
 * 9) Despite the game being for everyone 7+, there is a scene where you can HAVE SEX WITH JAPANESE EMPIRE! Which is considered… you know what I’m going to say…
 * 10) *Whats worse, you get to see the private parts.
 * 11) The title was stolen from My Little Pony: A Maretime Bay Adventure, but, it doesn’t have an “A” on it.

Redeeming Qualities
What are you waiting for? there are no redeeming qualities for this game, since it’s a shitty U Got 45’d game!

Reception
(why do we need this if we already know that it’s going to have an extremely negative reception since it’s from the U Got 45’d franchise?)

The game received you already know it currently haves a 0/5 on the App Store and all the the reviews say “FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!! WE HATE IT SOO MUCH!!!!” Yes that what it said here.