Blog:The French Garbage Man: A Miraheze Fanfiction

The following events are based on a true story that took place on September 1, 1902.

The French Garbage Man

One day, a meeting commenced at the Reception Wikis headquarters regarding the number of admins on the wikis. While in the middle of the meeting, the door to the meeting room got kicked down by an extremely overweight French garbage man munching on a baguette named "ElGawbage". ElGawbage walked over to the meeting table, shaking the ground with his steps and breathing furiously as he approached.

ElGawbage: NEW MAN- EDGE- MENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As he was screaming, he slammed his fat, greasy fist on the table with every syllable, and with bits of baguette flying out of his mouth.

ElGawbage: Look, I really bought this wiki for money. I bought the wiki and nobody believed me. I spent the money and got the contact. The Will was also written that my dog will get the wiki when I die. So whoever banned me down on that other wiki will be banned when I get crown Leader of this wiki in a week. Bow to me! The wiki’s new leader.

Suddenly, another French garbage man arrived, armed with a roll of trash bags.

Garbage Man #2: He izz right, I am going to be a new admin on the wiki, because I am a member of his cyberclan. Together Line the bashes, El Gawbage, and me will manage these reception wikis with an iron fist. El Gawbage is right by the way, I really bought the Awful Movies Wiki for a pretty penny and I can do whatever I want with the damn wiki now. And a disclaimer for Matt the Guy: You will be banned after Gawbage is crowned and I become an admin. Matt the Guy, bad choice on banning me on best tv shows wiki. Trever will also be banned for banning LinetheBasher, another one of our employees in the new management. So, all the old members will be banned and the new ones will be Line the Basher, ElGawbage, Spongebob, and me.

Trevor807 preceded to grab both garbage men by the ear and forcefully walked them over to the garbage chute.

Trevor807: Trying to terrorize us? You're liars who sees us as a colossal joke. I know you've never met any of us in person, I know you're not rich, and I know that DOGS CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

Trevor807 threw both garbage men onto the chute, with them landing in the dumpster outside the building.

Trevor807: Also, your fanfiction would make Derek Savage cry.

Trevor807 then slammed the lid to the chute, with the other members of the meeting watching the events that just unfolded.

Seanbuscus2600: Sounds like the equivalent of an 8-year old child threatening to rob a bank with a fucking water gun at best.

EijiZeBoi: Still a better fanfiction than Fifty Shades of Grey.

Portrock1566: I unironically find that lethally humorous.

Trevor807: Same here.

ElGawbage and his partner climb out of the dumpster, infuriated that their plan to take over the Reception Wikis failed.

ElGawbage: You might got me this time Trevor, my arch enemy, but you have not gotten the last of me.

The next day, ElGawbage and his henchmen, all terribly disguised as notable wiki users that wouldn't even fool a blind and deaf person, stormed the headquarters and made a scene in the front lobby.

Matthew The Guy Imposter: ElGawbage's henchman just ousted me from the ttvsw. Guys better leave or he will remove everyone else.

Masson Thief Imposter: I just banned the user on the terrible tv shows wiki.

ElGawbage: Yeah, my henchman is awesome or what, oh yeah. Masson Thief, your out. Get out or Void will global you.

Masson Thief Imposter: I feel double damned. Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! Im out! Im out! ElGawbage is now owner!!!!!!!!!!

ElGawbage: Void. As a new leader of miraheze. GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Void Imposter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your screams are so loud, and I am so out of here. Now. I am goin. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ElGawbage: I just scared the steward away. I am ri ich. I just scared Void away. YASS

Trevor807 Imposter: I am going I am going. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EijiZeBoi Imposter: I am going motherfucker I am going motherfucker.

EijiZeBoi: Oh, hello there imposter.

ElGawbage: Now that those son of bitches are out of the picture, I can destroy the wiki without any pesky admins or stewards messing with the shit. I do not have to eliminate John, because I paid him for the wiki.

Stephenfisher2001 Imposter: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am out of here. He edited my summary.

ElGawbage: yeah yeah, scram you son of a bitch.

Stephenfisher2001: Shut up! You guys are imposters, The Admins will block you all.

ElGawbage: I thought I scared you. Yeah! I am the new owner, so shut the double fuck up, and get out.

Void then arrives and yeets ElGawbage and his fellow garbage men over the horizon and back into France, where they crash land into a jail cell, never to be a threat to the Reception wikis again.

Fin

