Blog:Guide: How to write a GameInfobox properly

Welcome, you unintelligent dish (commonly referred to An Idiot Sandwich), although we are not in the kitchen only on the wiki, I will call you "A Nitwit Editor". Listen here because I will no repeat it. Instead of creating a special kindergarten for editors that require a larger budget, I will limit myself only to the guide in which I will present how to properly complete GameInfobox. Enjoy.

How the GameInfobox looks?
You seriously don't know how it looks? Write this to your browser, then you will discover this mysterious egg:. For lazy-ass people as Garfield, who eat (bitch) lasagna and watch compilations of anime neko lewds, I will write for you a code for this meat-ish ham:

Picture (the game's cover art, not hentai images, just in case!)
You stupid. What's 9 + 10? 21px Jokes aside, you aren't gonna use a low-quality puke that is a 21px image. No, no, no, no. Instead, see my previous quote to see how to get a high-quality cover art here (but not here). Write this:. JPG, PNG? It doesn't matter.

Quote ("It's a total goatfuck!")
Should I explain this? Even five-year-old kids will easily insert something. For example:. But since we're on these wikis, you should be more mature writing the right quote that fits the game in question. While if you don't have an idea, don't write anything, you Nitwit Editor!

Protagonist (certainly not your Joe Mama)
Probably the hardest thing to do, so if you never played a game or you don't read the Plot section, give up and watch this. But if you're a second-class man who eats a Bic Mac on a daily basis because he thinks himself so big, look how to do it, you little girl:

Genre (probably another generic action-adventure, not a comedy and monster collecting one!)
If you have at least 10% of your functional brain, you should know what genre Wikipedia is typing for video game articles, rather than creating your fictional ones like "Monster collecting" and "Indie". For example, a well-known game like Minor Loan Taxi: Las Toronto is an action-adventure game, not a third-person shooter or a racing game. Have your dignity! How to write it? See here:.

Platforms (physical platforms, not emulators and other collections of mh:awesomegames:Touhou fumos )
Another section that is so very easy to rewrite from Wikipedia, but no one does! Instead you put some weird-ass platforms like "Virtual Console", "PlayStation Network", "Steam", "Epic Games Store", etc. Also, do not insert collection releases, only official ports. See how to write this stuff. For example, I will borrow from the Ride to Hell: Retribution page:. Remember to insert the platforms in order of the game's release date, while for ports that were released in the same day for several platforms, write it in alphabetical order.

Release date (nothing happened in Tiananmen Square in 1989!)
Borrow it from Wikipedia. I don't need to explain it at all, especially for donkeys like you!

Delist date (video game's assassination by their parents! Be lucky that Agent 47 isn't behind you!)
Check out the information about the game being delisted from various articles. That's it. No questions.

Game Engine (yes, the game's engine, you the car's one.)
Have you seen an engine on your car? If not, I can't believe it, it's unreal! The game engine is something else. It's not a part of the car, but a part that develops the game! For example, small studios that are probably based in your garage, are making games by using Unity. How to write it? Here:

Developer (something else than publisher, dumbhead!)
Do you know who make games? Developers, not fucking publishers, you stupid donkey. For example, Big Motherfucking Rigs wasn't developed by (Shitty)Games(thrown at the)Mill Publishing, but Not-so-Stellar Sand.

Publisher (something else than developer, twit!)
Do you know who sends games to your stupid shop filled with worms who ate your recent Magnum Ice Cream? Publishers, not goddamn developers, you monkey. For example, mh:awesomegames:Doom Eternal wasn't published by ip Shareware, but Bugthesda Softcorns.

Country (North Korea of China)
Do you know what this special section is? Do you know when to use it? For developers, if you didn't know (oh sorry, you will never know that). Do you know where penguins live? In Antarctica. Did penguins even developed a game? Ughhh, nevermind. So, use this:

Franchise (Crazy Frog x Gummy Bear)
If the game is a part of any franchise or is based on the series of other media, use:

Prequel (Rogue Pussy 0: Fuck's Adventure)
Something that was released before the game you cover right now.

Sequel (Meinkrap Poo when?)
Something that was released after the game you cover right now.

Ending (finally!)
If you want more advanced guide for the same infobox, click to upvote this piece of garbage like this guide. It is so, so incredibly helpful.