Blog:My Bottom 10 List (as of 20.01.2021)

As much as my knowledge comes from AVGN and CGW, I decided to write a top 10 worst game list (actually a bottom 10), which is just personal opinion and doesn't bear any factuality. In fact, these are more of "first impressions" since I didn't actually played those games (at least most of 'em), so I might been missing something. Without further ado, let's jump to the list:

Number 10: Shaq Fu An abysmal fighting game with its only selling point being Shaquille O'Neal. At least it has some length and a story that could be neat with a solid thinking while writing, which effectively prevents Shaq Fu from being the worst fighting game ever made. It is also a part of Electronic Arts' very long shovelware array, which also includes games from Need For Speed, FIFA and Madden titles (though EA just published this game).

Number 9: Dangerous Streets The worst fighting game ever made, it's almost unplayable. It's a major factor of Amiga CD32's and even Commodore itself's demise. The only logical explanations of playing this game is either you have no other game to play or you're a pervert who is down bad on Luisa and Lola.

Number 8: Bill & Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure The game is quite confusing, has a lot of nonsense in terms of gameplay and its sound design is kinda outdated. However, it has one redeeming quality: being an open-world game. Its phone sequence would work great for a mystery game, but no, they had to ruin a potentially great edutainment game.

Number 7: Revolution 60 I saw one video from a YouTube that I don't remember its name, but that game is truly a monstrosity. It's almost like this game is an interactive intro of a futuristic sci-fi themed groupie lesbian porn without any pornographic scene in it.

Number 6: Ninjabread Man/Data Design Interactive platformers I watched a video about the game on YouTube and all I saw was an underdeveloped game with an interesting concept. I felt like this game was trying to be like Ta-Ta Mahatta, but since it was made by Data Design Interactive the outcome was abysmal. Heck they even reskinned the same game three times within a year or so to 'give us' Anubis The Second, Myth Makers and another shovelware I forgot the name.

Number 5: Tiger Electronic Handheld Games No 'worst games of all-time' list shall be complete without Tiger games. I count them as "games" since they were actually dedicated handheld consoles consisting a single game. In fact, it can be argued if Tiger games are video games, I think this says enough.

Number 4: Midnight Race Club: Supercharged A "slightly fixed" version of Big Rigs with different vehicle choices that all perform the same. I don't think there is more needs to be said about it, other than some of those fixes removed most of the fun factor Big Rigs had.

Number 3: Action 52 A compilation of 52 (50 in Sega Genesis) abysmally broken games that adds nothing to video game industry. It was sold for the price of a gaming console, you could literally buy an NES (or SNES if you add some more bucks) or up to 5/6 cartridges if you already have a game console with the money they wanted for this digital fecal matter.

Number 2: Kang Fu The most broken video game ever, loading alone takes more than 8 minutes. Everything is a mish-mash mess blending, to the point saying "mess-mash" would be good. This game was also released 2 years after Amiga CD32 has been discontinued.

Number 1: The Adventures Of Ninja Nanny And Sherrloch Sheltie An early Windows game, The Adventures Of Ninja Nanny And Sherrloch Sheltie is a "supposedly edutainment" by its appearance, but if you ask me it's the worst game of all time. Graphics, in-game interaction, plagiarism, all are worst in the entire video game industry. Even in box it (appearently) makes fun of being educational with two exclamation marks. Heck, the name "Sherrloch Sheltie" is a rip-off of Sherlock Holmes. But at this point, I have to give two points to this game; one of them is a special charm that's present with some 1990s video games (eg. Gearhead Garage), with the other one being the infamous "Fresh Oats" scene, which is abysmally funny.

As I made it out of the system, I thought some Honorable mentions would be good as well.

Honorable Mention: Hong Kong 97 Now here's a game I've actually played. Its concept is stupid, graphics are abysmal and there's a very infamous game over screen, but it's a generic fixed shooter game if you remove all of that. While being known as one of worst games of all time, it's not actually that bad.

Honorable Mention: Big Rigs Imagine a truck traveling the entire universe 199 thousand times within a second... Yes, the almighty Big Rigs. Nothing else is needed to be said to be honest, but I think BROTRR is the third best game Stellar Stone ever made (only passed by a deer hunting game I forgot its name and the infamous Taxi Racer). NOTE: This could be the #11 in this list if it was expanded.

Honorable Mention: Tilecity Chung One of the Chung games, Tilecity is a game with abysmal graphics, all cars in the game are either Dacia Logan or Hummer H2. Heck, even planes are Hummer H2. But I have to give a point to the game, that the concept of merging a first person driving game and a city building game is kinda neat and it is somewhat executed decently. This is another I game I've actually played.

Honorable Mention: Depression Quest Leave all scandal that came after this game behind, Depression Quest is just a very boring and uninspired choose-your-own adventure game. Nothing else is needed to be said. Yes I actually played this game too.

Honorable Mention: Sonic 06 Worst Sonic game of all time in my opinion, which includes a very high amount of bugs, very long loading scenes (worse than Kang Fu) and bestiality, which can make it the worst game in your opinion. However features like graphics (somehow doesn't apply to pedestrians), open world and a promising charm keeps this game in Honorable Mention section.

Keep in mind that this list excluded microtransactions and loot boxes, which is more often than not making a game actually worse than every single game mentioned here, no matter how good it blends with the game itself. For those games I have an Underground classfication, which I don't think I need to mention its inhabitants at all. Whether its illegal or not, microtransactions and loot boxes in a paid game should not be included at all. It hurts the unity inside the game, which can potentially harm the enjoyment a player gets from the game.

That's my two cents. I hope you enjoyed reading it. If you have another idea/entry for this list, feel free to comment.

