Blog:Humor: How To Not Write A Page

Note: This game is actually good and is considered to be one of the best RPGs ever made (I like this game as well), so please don't take this to seriously.

This page was made by my evil alter ego, HyenaLaser. Ultima VII: The Black Gate is a game. Everybody from the old days of like the 1700s liked the game but I don't. My opinion on this is correct so shut up and fucking listen to me!

Plot
Lord British tells you to do some shit.

Why It Sucks Dokey

 * 1) I don't like it.
 * 2) Ultima is the worst series ever made so why the fuck did it get this many sequels. We are on the 11th fucking game now and it still won't die.
 * 3) The game was made before I was born so therefore it plays badly.
 * 4) The graphics are TERRIBLE. I mean WHAT THE HELL MAN? It's all pixelated and it's not 3D. Even freaking E.T. had better graphics.
 * 5) Bruh, the cutscenes don't look good by today's standards. I don't care if my grandpa liked them, they still suck.
 * 6) The Avatar is blond, so therefore he sucks.
 * 7) Actually, everyone in this game is ugly.
 * 8) Oh My GoSh WhY iS tHeRe So MuCh BlOoD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
 * 9) There are no lasers or lightsabers, just stupid swords and arrows. What is this, fucking D&D?
 * 10) WhY cAn'T i PiCk Up ThE sTuPiD kEy?
 * 11) Oh my gosh the controls are so shit! It only takes up, like, ten keys rather than all of them therefore it is unambitious.
 * 12) Chuckles won't shut up!
 * 13) Neither does the Guardian!
 * 14) Stupid fanservice, as a ship from Wing Commander II appears in the game, which also breaks immersion!!!! Delete this thing now modders! Also there is nudity which is wrong!?!?!?!?!?!?
 * 15) Bruh this game runs at like five frames per second.
 * 16) It's worse than the next game so it ruined that game's rep.
 * 17) Mario isn't in it.
 * 18) Link isn't in it.
 * 19) Nobody I like is in it.
 * 20) It's the reason why God won't visit us anymore.
 * 21) The game isn't free and there are no microtransactions to buy emotes or skins or anything cool like that so no one will play it.
 * 22) It didn't get snapped out by Thanos, so it's miserable existance still lives on.
 * 23) Sus ඞ
 * 24) it very very much sucks

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) You can kill everybody in this game using a spell that breaks the game and makes it impossible to complete. Good because this doesn't deserve to be finished.

Reception
I hate it.

Trivia
I hate it.

Comments
MarioMario456: Who wrote this page?


 * Allisayrian: I know I said not to delete a page again, but this is just terrible.


 * TigerBlazer: I'm deleting this page. Many people like it too so it shouldn't be here.


 * HyenaLaser: NO DON"T DELETE THIS PAGE OR I WILL DOX YOU!

King Dice: What kind of page is this?

TheRandomMan 12345: What kind of joke is "The Black Gay"? That's pretty homophobic.


 * TigerBlazer: Yeah. In fact, this page insults a lot of people.

Blazikeye535: THIS PAGE IS ORGASMICALLY BEATUTIFUL, IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE A GROWN DERANGED FLORIDA MAN LIKE ME CRY.


 * HyenaLaser: Finally, someone understands art!


 * Queen Card: I like your page too, even if no one else does.

The Ultra-Mind: This page just made me not want to join this wiki.


 * Uniblab: Yeah, I'm sticking to the Codex for now. Sorry Tiger.


 * TigerBlazer: Shit!

Aftermath
The page was deleted and HyenaLaser was blocked.