Blog:FIFA 22 (joke page)

FIFA 22 is a 2021 fokballs/succer game developed and published by different divisions of Eternal Assholes. It is the 29th installment in the FIFA franchise. This is the second FIFA game to be released for ninth generation consoles.

Why It SUCKS FOR THE MOST!!!!!!

 * 1) The FIFA 22 player ratings are even worse than the previous game.
 * 2) * Kristino Ronildo (1 rated) - He has 0.0000001 of attack and defense, but he has 2147483647 of speed and mobility.
 * 3) It's again, '''AGAIN, ANOTHER FUCKING RESKIN OF THE PREVIOUS GAMES.
 * 4) * When you boot up the game, it shows FIFA 22 in the title screen, but when you try to load up the menus, it shows FIFA 21 in the loading screen.
 * 5) Inexcusable number of bugs and glitches, one hacker and a speedrunner found that the game has over  477  glitches, some of them still exist without any fixes whatsoever.
 * 6) Terrible and laughable AI, some players can't even know where football came from, which is dumb as bag of piss and shit.
 * 7) Many beloved players have been removed and got replaced by idiotic and generic players such as Jimmy the Bimmy.
 * 8) The game has piss-poor performance in both consoles and a shitty optimization on PC.
 * 9) Absurd number of the microtransactions and loot boxes, hell, they even added an slot machine that you pay for real money in a sport game that was going to be rated for E.
 * 10) *After the gambling controversy of this game before the release, the game was re-rated AO 18+ (Adults Only/18+).
 * 11) You have to pay a season pass and a membership just to unlock DLCs that you still had to pay them.
 * 12) God-awful cover art, it's just a collection images of football players screaming to oblivion made on Microsoft Paint with transparency toggle.
 * 13) Horrible input lag, it takes a full minute delay just to press one button.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) The server connection is much better than the previous game, now it will only consume 44KB of data.

Reception
The game had hyper mighty duper super X-treme negative reviews by critics and -557839089 score by users and fans.