Blog:PlayStationForever (JOKE PAGE)

PlayStationForever is a fucking asshole cunt who came from the planet Ass and is a major simp to Sony.

Why He Won't Last Forever

 * 1) He is a major simp to Sony. And he hates all the other major game companies. He hates anyone who likes Xbox or Nintendo.
 * 2) He claims Sony is a flawless company when that is not true at all.
 * 3) Much like Oscar from Shark Tale, he is a huge liar. For example, he claims that he's fucking rich when in reality he's broke as fuck.
 * 4) He plays GTA Online despite that being bad.
 * 5) He fucking hates Sonic despite playing some of his games.
 * 6) He is a major weeb. As he played a lot of Persona 5. Heck, he even dresses up as Ren Amamiya (Joker) sometimes.
 * 7) He thinks all English Dubs of anime are bad.
 * 8) He thinks he's Scott The Woz when Scott actually does not act like him and is way cooler than PlayStationForever.
 * 9) He treats his opinions like facts.
 * 10) One time at McDonald's, he ate everyone's food and he stole all the money from the register and then wrote a message on the window saying: "MICROSOFT IS A BIG GAY ASS COMPANY!".
 * 11) He likes Solid Snake's thicc ass which makes him gay.
 * 12) He thinks Family Guy, SpongeBob SquarePants, Rick and Morty, Jimmy Neutron, and Bob's Burgers are anime when they're obviously not.
 * 13) He shops at GameStop which makes him a bad person.
 * 14) He is extremely racist.
 * 15) He creates memes through Imgflip.
 * 16) For whatever reason, he hates everyone who lives in South Carolina.
 * 17) He ruined E3 2021 by cancelling it by spreading weeabo disease.
 * 18) He hates Nintendo yet he plays their games.
 * 19) He says he's a huge Sony fan yet he only has a PS4.
 * 20) He likes bad movies like The Room, Shark Tale,  Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones and Baywatch (2017).
 * 21) He Always trolls people online and pisses off everyone in the lobby.
 * 22) He made an announcement to everyone on Earth that Shadow the Hedgehog pissed on his fucking wife and called him a bitch ass motherfucker and then pissed on the moon.
 * 23) He thinks the Wii Remote is a dildo.
 * 24) He thinks he's funny. He threw a huge tantrum on The Murray Show when Murray hated his joke and then he killed Murray.
 * 25) He thinks the best game on the entire planet is Madden 08.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) PlayStationForever is so bad that he does not have any redeeming qualities. He is literally the worst person ever born.