Blog:Sonic Adventure 2 (joke page)

Sonic Adventure 2 is a 2001 platform game developed by Sonic Team USA and published by Sega for the Memecast (The system that had the most memes) to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Sonic the Hedgehog Although the game was said to be developed by Sonic Team, It was actually made by a bunch of Uganda Knuckles, apes and chipmunks, It was never remastered.

Why It Can Suck Sonic Adventure 1's Dick

 * 1) It is purely a rip off of Super Mario Sunshine, The Hero is framed by his look-alike, thus resulting in him getting arrested
 * 2) Shadow pissed on Eggman's wife which caused Eggman to piss on the moon. If there is any lesson you should learn, It's not to piss on people's wife
 * 3) It distracted us from the catastrophe that was 9/11 when the two towers were destroyed by planes
 * 4) The game introduced 2 simps, Rouge the Bat who simps for jewels, and Shadow the Hedgehog who simps for Maria, Show these two it's not ok to be a simp, What does Rouge want to do with jewels, shove them up her pussy to make a baby made out of jewels?
 * 5) The Level design is horrendous, It is just a bunch of platforms and a world with nothing.
 * 6) Alot of character flandirizations, now everyone is a bitch-ass-motherfucker, Amy is a gold-digging cheater, Knuckles likes hurting people for fun, Tails just hangs with them, and where's Sonic? Not stopping Eggman, ha, that's two days in a row. If it were any other character, FIRED. But the player is a bit of a furry simpethiser
 * 7) Unmemorable quotes such as,"who posted my nudes on twitter.com?", "you fool, I have 70 alternative accounts" and the meme-worthy Eggman pissing on the moon.
 * 8) Humans, Just like in Sonic 06.
 * 9) Eggman won't shut up about the fact that someone fucked his wife
 * 10) The Space Colony Ark looks like 2 balls and a bong.
 * 11) G.U.N are even more stupid than the pinatas in Super Mario Sunshine but didn't look as rediculous.
 * 12) Shadow did fuck Eggman's wife which he shouldn't, considering Eggman married his wife.
 * 13) Shadow's character arc is a rip-off of Dante's arc from devil may cry.
 * 14) Now you have to go through onion rings in order to pass

Reeeeming Qualities

 * 1) Omochao is the only good character in the game and is like a parental figure
 * 2) Shadow fucking dies in the end
 * 3) Rouge almost dies, and we wanted to see her die
 * 4) We get to see San Fransisco

Reception
The game may have been critically acclaimed, but that was because it was released in 2001 one of the worst years for gaming, we should wipe out every game that came that year, except for Frogger the Great Quest, and Crash Bandicoot Wrath of Cortex

Reviews from Critics that might be useful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLBL4M55tJU