Blog:Satire A Typical Day On Resetera.

Disclaimer I fucking hate this site with a passion and i want nothing at all to do with it so if anybody gets salty from this satire and calls me or any of my friends here x-phobic you will be fucking dealt with without it seeing coming.

"X" logs into resetera. Topic Shin Megami Tensei has reached 25 million in sales. "Y"ːYay homophobia and sexism is so profitable "Q"ː Alt chuds sure loves their boners and waifus and who knew Sae bodypillows sold like hotcakes. "B" Who's idea was to create a series of sexism anyways? "G" I just switched copies of this game and replaced it with the goose game and i threw all copies out in the trash in the local game store i visit even though i don't buy or play games. "J" As a journalist and male feminist ally this portrayal of such strong women being portrayed as so feminine is very problematic. Her legs are so long and her breasts the size of Water Ballons and her hips i can't even begin to describe this. "Y"ːcan your next article mention this part as well please? "T" Sometimes my wive's boyfriend plays this game while i watch in the corner. "L" We should give a platform to creators like Flubberlamb instead of creators like Hashino and the Shin Megami Series Flumberlamb's games are better than Shin Megami Tensei anyways. "O"ːAs a American game designer working for EA i find it strange how Japanese games cannot find any kind of appeal to the western audiences. Perhaps they should cut out or at least tone down the parts that may be seem as too Japanese as Westerners have always had a strong sense of purity and values something that is foreign to the Japanese. "Y"ː Yeah Japanese developers really have no idea how western gamers play and all of the games up to now have been very challenging" "J" its too bad that i can't finish any of their games and if there was any dlc regardless of how much it will cost for it to have additional difficulty modes i will buy it. Plus all games would do well if it costed more and had tons of dlc and lootboxes as gamers are to entitled for games and are such disgusting beings. "O" is there a way send a message to atlus directly? "J"ːIt certainly be a shame if personal info came out from one of them. "X"ːUm maybe because its a good game and if you look at it closely the scenes aren't necessarily homophobic or sexist. "X" is banned from Chat downplaying the actions of social justice activists and concerns for transphobia,abelism,sexualitation of women and supporting Alt Chud beliefs. Breaking news tech journalist working for GizVergTaku arrested for breaking and entering houses stealing panties of 25 women. FIN Hope you guys found this to be just as cringey to the point of hilarity just like i have. I got this script idea from reading through and adding so much images of the shit Resetera says online and it would make for a good play that can be just as stupid and funny as the same time like the lusty argoninain maid.

