Blog:AVGN's Alphabet Song

The following blog contains "The Nerd's Flagship Super-Power-Ninja-Turbo-Neo-Ultra-Hyper-Mega-Multi-Alpha-Meta-Extra-Uber-Prefix Foul, Vulgar Languages and Toilet Humour". Katsumi — he who writes this blog — does not take responsibility if your kids somehow read this blog and learn whatever curses and interjections they could learn in it. Hey there, kids! It's your favourite Nerdy Nerd, and welcome to my Happy House of Electronic Enjoyment! Because it is ANYTHING BUT FUCKING HAPPY AND WORTH ENJOYING! It's a full 1:1 replica of fucking Hell, filled to the brim with awful, horrendous games that sucks triceratops testicles, shoebill shit sauce and buffalo bowels stuffed with diarrhoea!

And today, we're going to sing a song. A song that every kid I know knows, a song that is a classic... Can you guess what it is?

That's right, that song is the motherfuckin' Alphabet Song. Y'know, "A is for apple, B is for ball." So, without any further a a-doo-doo, let's get started.

One, two, three...

A-duh, a-duh, that's all, fucks!