User:Paprika/sandbox

'Note: This blog is not meant to be taken seriously and is a joke meant to satirize the "stereotypes" of Modern Warfare 2'' players and CoD in general. With that out of the way, please enjoy!'''  (Hey uh...do me a favor and just imagine it's centered due to a glitch in MediaWiki not letting me center the words and make the background black with yellow text at the same time. Thanks.)    Modern Warfare 2 Wars       Episode III  ATTACK OF THE 9 YEAR OLDS     It is the year 2010. The janitor at Walmart (Yes, THAT janitor, also simply known as "The Janitor" has just been fired due to being caught licking the ice cream containers and then putting the caps back on (certainly not causing a terrible social media trend nearly a decade later once clips of it in the security cameras arise). However, Janitor has found graceful employment at a NFL stadium to ensure that he can in fact continue to live in his run down apartment filled with fleas and ripped walls. He has sent his resume to the owner of the stadium and awaits for the reply. Needing something to do until then, he finds himself at the nearest slavery camp for retailers selling interactive electronic media. He purchases a copy of Modern Warfare 2 for his Xbox 360 that he bought for $20 at a garage sale. Completely disregarding the single player campagin when he arrives home, he grabs a microphone, a controller, and queues for Domination. He finds himself in a lobby for the battlefield among warriors, known as Terminal.