Blog:How Not To Make A Page: Super Mario Bros

SUPER MARIO IS A HENTAI GAME MADE BY MR DREADY AND PITUCKOSTHECOCKATIEL. PUBLISHED BY THE GREAT BOOTLEG

SUMMARY
It is about a hentai master who wants to save a coin from a gothic religious nut job called Browser

WHY IT SUPER DUPER HENTAI SAILOR SUCKS

 * 1) It exists
 * 2) It has to do with Super Mario one of the worst books ever made
 * 3) It is a bootleg version of sailor moon and fortnite
 * 4) Mario Jumps on enemies instaid of using a fucking gun
 * 5) Princess Peach is Anita Sarkeesian's Cousin
 * 6) It Exists
 * 7) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 * 8) THE MOST INFAMOUS GLITCH OF ALL TIME THE FIRE FLOWER
 * 9) It exists
 * 10) It Sucks
 * 11) Goomba's are ugly
 * 12) Mario looks like a pedophile
 * 13) It exists
 * 14) This game is sexist because Toad in the hentai movie was a female police officer who likes Fallout 76 but in this game he is a male Yandere Simulator fanboy
 * 15) It has propaganda about how bad developer is Yandere Dev when in reality we is an awesome and overworked developer
 * 16) It Exists
 * 17) DAB
 * 18) It's graphics are ugly. Why 8 bit and not you know Graphics as good as Red dead Redemption 2
 * 19) It Exists
 * 20) It’s proof that Jesus died in vain and legally changed his middle name to “Fucking”

SUPER DUPER UGLY YANDERE DEV REDEEMING QUALITIES

 * 1) TOAD IS FUCKING SEXY
 * 2) MARIO IS NOT AS UGLY AS PITUCKOSTHECOCKATIEL
 * 3) It is not racist as Peach says that everything that Anita Sarkeesian says is true

SUPER HENTAI COMMENTS
